Scheme Jokes
88 scheme jokes and hilarious scheme puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scheme that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest pyramid and agneepath scheme jokes! Learn how to make money without having to invest any, and check out the storylines of the investment schemes. Earn a laugh with these hilarious jokes.
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Funniest Scheme Short Jokes
Short scheme jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scheme humour may include short plan jokes also.
- All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
- I just graduated with a degree in Egyptology. So now I am qualified to teach more students Egyptology. I'm beginning to think this is some sort of pyramid scheme.
- Why do we call the alien creating the pyramids a conspiracy theory? It's obviously a pyramid scheme.
- Got an email asking me to invest in Egyptian architecture. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
- Remember men, no means no, but one thousand no's and one yes is YouTube Premium's entire marketing scheme.
- A friend of mine recently got offered a job in Egypt. Turns out it was just a pyramid scheme.
- The owners of a 'Happy Days' themed restaurant are being investigated for fraud for paying existing investors with new investors money. Experts are referring to it as the world first Fonzie Scheme.
- Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business? Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.
- Wanted: Personal psychic for wealthy client. Salary: $10,000 per week plus bonuses.
Free accommodation.
10 weeks paid leave per year.
Company car.
Generous pension scheme.
You know where to apply. - I know a guy who is asking for money to invest in Happy Days collectibles. I told him no. I think he is running a Fonzi scheme.
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Scheme One Liners
Which scheme one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scheme? I can suggest the ones about plot and pattern.
- I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs Turned out to be a pyramid scheme
- I was offered a construction job in Egypt this morning. Turned out to be a pyramid scheme
- Why did the Egyptian Civilization decline? It turned out to be a giant pyramid scheme.
- What is it called when an Egyptian scams you? A pyramid scheme.
- What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other? A colour scheme.
- Why shouldn't you work for an Egyptian company? They're all pyramid schemes
- What was the biggest scam in Ancient Egypt? A Pyramid Scheme.
- My mom joined a pyramid scheme now I call her Mummy.
- Never invest in Egyptian archaeology It's a pyramid scheme
- How did pharaohs get all the money for their fancy tombs? Through pyramid schemes.
- How did the pharaoh get so rich? He was running a huge pyramid scheme!
- How do shady Egyptians make money? Pyramid schemes.
- I should have known the free corpse offer was a scam.... The scheme was a dead giveaway!
- Get rich quick scheme #12 Sell windows/glass in Baltimore
- An evil baked potato hatched a devious scheme Fortunately, it was foiled.
Pyramid Scheme Jokes
Here is a list of funny pyramid scheme jokes and even better pyramid scheme puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Whats the difference between scientology and ancient aliens? One is an alien-based pyramid scheme and the other is a pyramid-based alien scheme.
- My friend from Cairo keeps trying to sell me his time share property... ... I think it might be a Pyramid Scheme.
- I received a call from a man trying to sell shares in Egyptian property. Sounded like a pyramid scheme.
- I was offered to invest in restoring an ancient Egyptian architecture I didn't reply, it sounded like a pyramid scheme
- Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt? I promise it's not a pyramid scheme.
- Did you guys hear about that Egyptian con-artist? Turns out he was running a pyramid scheme all along.
- Need advice A bit hesitant to invest my money into this dubious Egyptian real estate company.
I am afraid it might be a pyramide scheme. - Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen. They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again.
- You know how the pharaohs of Egypt got so wealthy? Pyramid scheme
- Some guy wanted me to privately invest in Egyptian architecture I turned it down... I have a feeling it involves a pyramid scheme.
Ponzi Scheme Jokes
Here is a list of funny ponzi scheme jokes and even better ponzi scheme puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme? ...because something smells fishy.
- "my husband committed fraud by creating a ponzi scheme so I am going to engage in frivolous lawsuits to try to pay for his legal fees....."
- When I was a child, they told me that The Children Are Our Future Then I grew up, and now they're saying it's actually these new children.
I know a Ponzi scheme when I see one. - TIL about the world's largest Ponzi scheme He Madoff with a lot of money
Quirky and Hilarious Scheme Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about scheme you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scenario jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scheme pranks.
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy
who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France." The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. "Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."
How did the Egyptian go broke?
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
Why did the pharaoh retire?
Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme
Two scientists walk into a bar...
The first one says, "I'd like some H2O."
The second says, "And I'll have some H2... wait. Why aren't you just referring to water by its normal name? I mean, I know it's our job, but we're just getting a drink."
The first scientist slams the table angrily, for his assassination scheme had been foiled.
I started investing in Egyptian tourism
Until I realized it was just a pyramid scheme
Why did the mummy go to jail?
They got wrapped up in a pyramid scheme.
A friend tried to get me to wear jeans, a white t shirt, and a motorcycle jacket - but I said no.
It sounded like a Fonzie scheme.
Aliens suckered humans into making mass temples
It was the first pyramid scheme
I blew all of my money on leather jackets and juke boxes...
I'm worried that I may be caught in a Fonzey scheme.
What is the most ridiculous and funniest investment scheme ever?
A Punzi scheme.
Tutankhamen: If you find ten guys to help, I'll cut you in on a slice of the treasure
s**...: This sounds like a pyramid scheme
Tutankhamen: A what?
I was asked to lay new flooring in a pharaohs tomb.
They told me to start at the bottom and work my way up. It wasn't quite a pyramid scheme but it did involve multi level carpeting.
Did you hear about the blueprints for Giza?
Don't trust them. All looks like one big pyramid scheme to me.
A guy tried to get me into an MLM plan for selling mini trees once.
Thankfully I realized before I joined that it was just a bonsai scheme.
What do you call a financial scam in Egypt?
A pyramid scheme!
So, I have this friend who studied to become an egyptologist
The only way he can make a living is by becoming a PhD and teach others to become egyptologists.
As far as I'm concerned, it is a pyramid scheme.
Two tourists get lost in a pyramid
As they are wandering about, a man in a suit approaches them.
"Are you lost, gentlemen?" he says. "Would you like to buy a map? Perhaps you can buy more of them so you can sell it to other people."
"Don't trust him," says one tourist to the other, "it's a pyramid scheme."
I just lost a lot of money to a con-artist
He had this great pitch about investing in an innovative company that could identify male sheep by their u**.... Turns out it was a pee-ram-id scheme.
An Egyptian pharaoh hired me to lay flooring at a tomb he was building. He said it wouldn't pay well at first but as I worked my way to the top I would reap the benefits. it wasn't quite a pyramid scheme
But it was multi level carpeting.
King Pharaoh: I have a great business opportunity for you...
Israelites: Umm, is this not a pyramid scheme?
How do Muppets make money?
A Fonzie scheme.
The best place for a spy to go undiscovered is on a satellite
Because in space, no one can hear you scheme.
My dad is trying to get me to invest in joke production.
I'm pretty sure it's a punzi scheme.
"You give me one leather jacket and I invest it and give you two leather jackets"
"I don't know man, that sounds like a Fonzie scheme to me."
My brother named his kid Hayden, Cayden, Brayden, and Jayden. His wife is pregnant again and asked for a name suggestion. I didn't want to contribute to this terrible name scheme.
So I said Okayden
Why did the cat have to go to an accountant?
They got caught up in a purramid scheme.
How were the pyramids built?
Using a pyramid scheme
Dad jokes rule, peace out.
