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My friend set me up on a date. He told me she constantly make Shrek references. I was pretty sceptical

but then I saw her face


A blonde wants to prove to people that she's not just a dumb blonde.

So she asks her friend, "How could I show people I'm smart?"

Her friend says, "Well- you could start by learning all the provinces and their capitals."

The blonde spends the whole week learning them. It's hard, but she knows it will be worth it when people see how smart she is.

The next week she's at a party and a man asks a question. Full of confidence, the blonde says, "I know the answer!"

The man is sceptical, but she says, "I'll have you know I'm not just a dumb blonde, I know all the provinces and their capitals."

He says, "Okay, what's the capital of Saskatchewan?"

She grins and says, "Easy. S!"


A man is hiking through the Welsh mountains...

A man is hiking through the Welsh mountains with his pet newt when he comes across a pub. He enters the pub and sees that there is a sign that says dogs are allowed in.

"Can I bring my pet newt inside?" The man asks the bartender.

"Hmm, I suppose so." The bartender says, slightly sceptical.

The man leaves and enters again with the biggest newt the bartender had ever seen. It was almost a meter long and the bartender was shocked silent.

"This is my newt: Tiny." The man tells the bartender.

"Tiny? But it's massive!" The bartender says in shock.

"He's called Tiny because he's my newt."


An octopus walks into a bar...

Claiming that he can teach himself to play any instrument in a matter of minutes. The bar's patrons are sceptical and decide to test his boasted ability. First, they present him with a cello, to their astonishment he plays with ease. Next, he is provided a saxophone which also fails to present a challenge. Finally, they present a bagpipe. He is puzzled, having never seen such an instrument. He begins to examine it carefully. Five minutes pass and the crowd begins to grow impatient. One man jeers him. "You 'bout ready to play it for us?". "Play it?" he responds, confused. "I'm trying to get it's pyjamas off and fuck it!"


A woman walks into a pet shop

She sees a beautiful parrot, and asks the shop keeper if he says any words. The shop keeper says, "If you hold a match under his left foot he sings Highway to hell."

The lady is sceptical at first, but she tries it and the parrot sings Highway to hell. Amazed, she asks the shop keeper what else he sings. He says, " If you hold a match under his right foot he sings it's getting hot in here."

The lady is again sceptical, but does what he says. She is amazed to find that the parrot sings it's getting hot in here by Nelly.

She gets curious to see if he sings any other songs, and moves the match directly under the parrot. He starts singing, "Chestnuts roasting on open fire."


My girlfriend recently broke up with me because I was too sceptical.

...I couldn't believe it.


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