Scents Jokes
69 scents jokes and hilarious scents puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scents that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Scents Short Jokes
Short scents jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scents humour may include short scented jokes also.
- I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today... Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
- I think it's best to wear two different deodorants, one for each armpit But that's just my two scents
- I've just invented a telepathically controlled air freshener Makes scents when you think about it.
- What did one deodorant say to the other? I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.
- I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth this morning. All day I've been speaking with a weird axe scent.
- A skunk, a deer and a duck went out to dinner… When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent and the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
- Have you guys seen this new air freshener that works on mind control? It makes scents when you think about it.
- My friend told me about his idea for odorless candles I told him they wouldn't make any scents
- I heard they're making a mind controlled air freshener It makes scents when you think about it
- What's the difference between a Scotsman and a high school jock? One has a strong accent, and the other has a strong Axe scent.
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Scents One Liners
Which scents one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scents? I can suggest the ones about fragrance and sense smell.
- I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent
- I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth... and now I talk with a strange Axe scent.
- I accidentally sprayed my deodorant into my mouth. Now I speak with this weird axe scent.
- They made a Hindenburg-scented perfume It's called Eau De Humanitie
- Please don't use odd and obscure colognes and perfumes.... Common scents, people!
- Why did the candle get a round of applause? It was scent-sational
- I accidentally sprayed a deodorant in my mouth, Now I have this weird axe scent.
- I accidentally got body spray in my mouth Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.
- I heard that drake insists on lavender scented condoms... ...So his farts don't stink
- In the word "scent", is the S or the C silent? Not even *sc*ience can explain that...
- I don't know why people use odorless deodorant It makes no scents!
- I don't know why, but my vanilla candle isnt working. It just doesn't make any scents
- I have a joke about perfume... ...but it doesn't make any scents.
- I bought a perfume that has no fragrance. It makes no scents.
- I don't understand odourless air fresheners. They don't make any scents.
Giggle-Inducing Scents Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about scents you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scents pranks.
I could not resist buying a skunk today at our local pet store.
It just made so much scents to me.
My wife got really angry when I spent a lot of money on a make-your-own perfume kit
...but it made scents to me
Why did the flower with no smell confuse people?
Because it didn't make any scents!!
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Get it..scents sounds like sense...sort of..so it's funny because the.. okay I'm sorry I'll just see myself out.
So I bought a fragrant candle the other day, but when I lit it nothing happened...
It just didn't make scents.
are you a broken air freshener
Because you aren't making any scents
My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle.
It just makes scents.
My air fresheners for insane people got turned down...
They said there wasn't any cents in making scents for people who don't make sense
i think ive gone insane. i cut off my nose.
nothing makes scents anymore.
My girlfriend spends all her money on expensive perfumes..
I feel like she has no common scents.
Why couldn't the dogs understand each other.
Because they didn't have any common scents. Ha ha ha... I'll see myself out.
I was thinking about starting an odorless candle company
But I realized it wouldn't make any scents
I told my dad that I wanted to be a perfume manufacturer.
He replied "That makes scents."
Did you guys hear the one about the perfume factory that went out of business?
Nevermind, it doesn't really make scents anymore
A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango
They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"
My husband was quite distraught and incoherent after losing his job at the cologne factory.
I don't know how to reply; he just isn't making scents anymore.
People always wonder what got me interested in the candle business
I guess it was just common scents
Deodorant
I think we should all put on two kinds of deodorant. One for each armpit. But thats just my 2 scents.
There's no such thing as a candle that has no smell.
It just wouldn't make any scents.
Whenever I f**..., I let people know that that's my thoughts on the matter.
I'm just giving them my two scents.
I was offered s**... with a 21 year old girl today…
In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a man with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon and vanilla scents!
What's not to understand about candles?
They make scents to me...
A man is on a tour of the Yankee Candle Factory
A man was taking a tour of the Yankee Candle factory when he suddenly saw an incredibly large machine and had no idea what it was. he asked the employee giving the tour what it was, and the employee replied, Oh! That's our patented Yankee Candle Maker 5000™️! The man seemed content and said to himself, Oh, that makes scents.
Yankee candle, known for its fragranced candle line of products has revealed it is making an odourless candle for the first time ever
It makes no scents
My daughter asked me why there are a lot of soaps that smell like lavender.
I said "It's just a popular smell that a lot of people like, like sweet orange, lemongrass and rosemary." She paused and then nodded and replied:
"Yes, that seems like common scents."
A woman purchased a new incense burner. However, she got very confused since it wasn't working.
It made no d**... scents.
Perfume is a very logical business.
It always makes scents.
My wife said she could smell an Indian flatbread from a mile away.
I said that was naan scents.
Did you hear about the mind-controlled air freshener?
If you think about it, it makes scents.
Amazon just released an oil defuser that works like Alexa but 100% controlled with your mind!!
It makes scents when you think about it..
Did you hear about that new air freshener you can control with your mind?
It makes scents when you think about it
Did you guys hear about the air freshener that works with mind control?
It makes scents if you think about it!
(Not my joke but idk where to give credit)
Did you hear they're making mind control air fresheners?
Makes scents if you think about it
Did you guys hear about the new mind-controlled air freshener? It's a great idea!
I mean, it makes scents when you think about it.
I was going to open a Candle Store
But I had no business scents
I don't understand odorless chemicals
they don't make any scents.
I heard researchers developed a mind control perfume....
It makes a lot of scents when you think about it
Sometimes I smell great when I'm fresh out of the shower, and sometimes my B.O. is really strong
Anyway, that's just my two scents.
Why is the hound dog rich?
Because he's always picking up scents
I told my wife that I wanted to get a new job making perfume
She replied "That makes scents."
Did you all hear about the mind controlled air-freshener that Febreze is developing?
It's a bit crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it.
The government is reported to have invented a mind-control air freshener.
It makes scents if you think about it.
At first I didn't understand how to use my mind-controlled air freshener
But after thinking about it for a while, it finally made scents.
I am looking for investors for my new mind controlled air freshener.
When you think about it, it makes scents.
