Scents Jokes
69 scents jokes and hilarious scents puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scents that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Scents Short Jokes
Short scents jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scents humour may include short fragrance jokes also.
- I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today... Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
- I think it's best to wear two different deodorants, one for each armpit But that's just my two scents
- I've just invented a telepathically controlled air freshener Makes scents when you think about it.
- What did one deodorant say to the other? I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.
- A skunk, a deer and a duck went out to dinner… When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent and the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
- Have you guys seen this new air freshener that works on mind control? It makes scents when you think about it.
- My friend told me about his idea for odorless candles I told him they wouldn't make any scents
- What's the difference between a Scotsman and a high school jock? One has a strong accent, and the other has a strong Axe scent.
- My wife said she could smell an Indian flatbread from a mile away. I said that was naan scents.
- The government is reported to have invented a mind-control air freshener. It makes scents if you think about it.
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Scents One Liners
Which scents one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scents? I can suggest the ones about sense smell and smell.
- They made a Hindenburg-scented perfume It's called Eau De Humanitie
- Please don't use odd and obscure colognes and perfumes.... Common scents, people!
- Why did the candle get a round of applause? It was scent-sational
- I heard that drake insists on lavender scented condoms... ...So his farts don't stink
- In the word "scent", is the S or the C silent? Not even *sc*ience can explain that...
- I don't know why people use odorless deodorant It makes no scents!
- I don't know why, but my vanilla candle isnt working. It just doesn't make any scents
- I have a joke about perfume... ...but it doesn't make any scents.
- I bought a perfume that has no fragrance. It makes no scents.
- I don't understand odourless air fresheners. They don't make any scents.
- My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents.
- Why is the hound dog rich? Because he's always picking up scents
- Perfume and cologne can now be transferred via email. They go into your scent folder.
- Perfume is a very logical business. It always makes scents.
- What is the most calming scent? Chloroform
Giggle-Inducing Scents Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about scents you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sense of smell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scents pranks.
I could not resist buying a skunk today at our local pet store.
It just made so much scents to me.
My wife got really angry when I spent a lot of money on a make-your-own perfume kit
...but it made scents to me
Why did the flower with no smell confuse people?
Because it didn't make any scents!!
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Get it..scents sounds like sense...sort of..so it's funny because the.. okay I'm sorry I'll just see myself out.
Did you hear about the lazy perfume-maker?
He made no scents.
So I bought a fragrant candle the other day, but when I lit it nothing happened...
It just didn't make scents.
are you a broken air freshener
Because you aren't making any scents
Why Do Candles Give The Best Advice?
They just make scents.
My air fresheners for insane people got turned down...
They said there wasn't any cents in making scents for people who don't make sense
In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant...
Fuji or Timber...
but that's just my two scents.
My girlfriend spends all her money on expensive perfumes..
I feel like she has no common scents.
Why couldn't the dogs understand each other.
Because they didn't have any common scents. Ha ha ha... I'll see myself out.
I was thinking about starting an odorless candle company
But I realized it wouldn't make any scents
What leads people to Rome?
The scents.
They want some aROMAtherapy.
I told my dad that I wanted to be a perfume manufacturer.
He replied "That makes scents."
A friend told me she was going to bake some cookies to relieve some stress...
I told her, that makes scents.
Why do candles make the perfect gift?
Because they just make *scents*.
Did you hear about the person who spent over £1 million in the perfume shop?
They had more money than scents.
A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango
They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"
My husband was quite distraught and incoherent after losing his job at the cologne factory.
I don't know how to reply; he just isn't making scents anymore.
Everyone likes to have a breath of fresh air every now and then.
It's just common scents.
I went to the perfume store and asked the guy there, "Penny for your thoughts?"
He replied, "I'm quite sorry, sir, but I only have scents."
People always wonder what got me interested in the candle business
I guess it was just common scents
I want to open a perfume store...
I'd call it: "Common Scents."
What is a millennial's favourite fragrance?
Scents of entitlement.
There's no such thing as a candle that has no smell.
It just wouldn't make any scents.
What do you call a rapper with flatulence?
50 scents.
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Whenever I f**..., I let people know that that's my thoughts on the matter.
I'm just giving them my two scents.
What's not to understand about candles?
They make scents to me...
A man is on a tour of the Yankee Candle Factory
A man was taking a tour of the Yankee Candle factory when he suddenly saw an incredibly large machine and had no idea what it was. he asked the employee giving the tour what it was, and the employee replied, Oh! That's our patented Yankee Candle Maker 5000™️! The man seemed content and said to himself, Oh, that makes scents.
Yankee candle, known for its fragranced candle line of products has revealed it is making an odourless candle for the first time ever
It makes no scents
My daughter asked me why there are a lot of soaps that smell like lavender.
I said "It's just a popular smell that a lot of people like, like sweet orange, lemongrass and rosemary." She paused and then nodded and replied:
"Yes, that seems like common scents."
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A woman purchased a new incense burner. However, she got very confused since it wasn't working.
It made no d**... scents.
Amazon just released an oil defuser that works like Alexa but 100% controlled with your mind!!
It makes scents when you think about it..
I was going to open a Candle Store
But I had no business scents
I heard researchers developed a mind control perfume....
It makes a lot of scents when you think about it
Sometimes I smell great when I'm fresh out of the shower, and sometimes my B.O. is really strong
Anyway, that's just my two scents.
I told my wife that I wanted to get a new job making perfume
She replied "That makes scents."
At first I didn't understand how to use my mind-controlled air freshener
But after thinking about it for a while, it finally made scents.
I am looking for investors for my new mind controlled air freshener.
When you think about it, it makes scents.
