The Best 52 Scent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Scent jokes. There are some scent whiff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these scent olfactory puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Scent Jokes and Puns

A Priest and a Jamaican man are on a plane...

..and as they're taking off, the pilot says over the intercom "folks, I have something to tell you. I cannot fly the plane if someone passes gas; if someone does, I'll pass out and the plane will crash."

So halfway through the flight, the plane noses forward and goes into a dive. And the Jamaican stands up and screams "Who passed de gas?"

The priest says "how did you know?"

And the Jamaican answers "de scent!"

...I'll show myself out

A cute one I heard from a friend at work.

Three animals walk into a bar; A duck,a skunk and a deer. They go up to the bar and order 3 drinks. "5 dollars" Says the bartender. The deer looks at the duck and says "I don't have a buck to my name!" the skunk cries "I have no money, not even a scent!" but the duck says to the bartender "It's alright, just put it on my bill".

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a high school jock?

One has a strong accent, and the other has a strong Axe scent.

There's a new perfume being marketed to the super poor that contains a singular ingredient...

It's called One Scent

jokes about scent

Big sale in the perfume department ...

it's all 50 per scent off.

What do you call a scent that wanders?

An a-roam-a.

At the post office....

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

Scent joke, At the post office....

A robber broke into a perfume store...

He raided the register and stole everything in the store, he took every last scent.

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

Today I found out that women give off the same pheromone scent as female orangutans.

That's the last time I wear a blindfold during sex.

What does a hillbilly say when they recognize a place by scent?

I nose this place

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A duck, a deer, a skunk and an elephant are sitting in a bar

The end of the night rolls around and the waitress asks who is going to pay the tab.

The duck says that he can't pay because he only has one bill.

The deer says that she had a buck on her last night, but won't have any doe until spring.

The skunk says he can't pay because he only has one scent.

Finally, the elephant says "It's okay boys, the highballs are on me!"

They say dogs can detect cancer by scent..

Wondering if CAT scan too..

Why did the jury decide Ester was not guilty?

Because Ester is in a scent.

Who's the nicest smelling rapper?

50 scent

What's a $2100 perfume?

A Scent of Pride and Accomplishment

Scent joke, What's a $2100 perfume?

A frog, a duck, and a skunk want to go to the movies together

A frog, a duck, and a skunk want to go to the movies together. But, when they go up to the ticket booth, the man working there tells them that only the frog and the duck can watch the movie.

"What?! Why can't I?" asks the skunk.

"Well, the movie tickets cost $1 each. The duck has a bill and the frog has a greenback, but you've only got a scent!"

You know what the 'Member Berries from South Park smelled like?

They had a bit of a remni scent.

You could say the smell of a new Apple product is...

Scent from my iPhone

The smell of rain

Every loves the smell of rain. So fresh, so clean. But in actuality you can't actually smell rain. What you smell is the world around you.

Way back in the day humans used to have to actually hunt their food. So if you were chasing down a deer and it started to rain you could easily lose the scent. So humans evolved to smell better in the rain.

And that is why your farts smell worse in the shower.

Scent Impede

What do you call a fart in a well ventilated room?

A centipede

A long-neck giraffe is eating with a rabbit in the forest

... and then the giraffe brags, "Bet you are really envious of my long neck. When I'm eating, delicious food usually lingers in my throat and oh my, the taste, the scent, that feels really good!"

The rabbit swallows a mouthful real fast and then asks,

"Have you ever puked?"

When I got home from work today, I saw that someone had used up all of my scent sticks...

I was incensed!

What is a dog's favorite email folder?

Scent messages!

What's a stupid person's favorite scent?

Lavendurr

My douchebag nephew puts on loads of deodorant and I have a hard time understanding him.

He has too strong of an axe scent.

Scent joke, My douchebag nephew puts on loads of deodorant and I have a hard time understanding him.

5 penny joke

Place the first penny on the table..."Can you smell that....that's a scent."
Place the second penny...."Can you see any fruit....that's a pair"
Place the third penny...."Can you see any cars? Three Lincolns."
Place the fourth down..."Can you see any snakes? Four copperheads.
Place the fifth down..."Can you see any pussy?"
Scoop them all up..."Not for five cents you can't."

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

Kevin Durant should be sponsored by Old Spice.

He can have his own scent: Deo-Durant.

3 Animals Feast

A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay;
The skunk didn't have a scent,
The deer didn't have a buck,
So they put the meal on the duck's bill

In school we had a friend named Gustavo.

He was a blast to be with, but he had an odor. If I had to describe it, fun Gus had a musky scent.

What is the most calming scent?

Chloroform

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth...

and now I talk with a strange Axe scent.

I accidentally sprayed a deodorant in my mouth,

Now I have this weird axe scent.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent

Recently a new supermarket opened nearby

It has an automatic water mist generator to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it starts the mist, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk section, you hear cows mooing and you get the scent of freshly cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg counter, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more…

A duck, a skunk & a deer went out to dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck's bill.

What did god say when Eve went skinny dipping for the first time?

Damn, i will never get that scent out of my fish.

In the word "scent", is the S or the C silent?

Not even *sc*ience can explain that...

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today...

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

What did the skunk do with all their love letter?

They scent them.

What caused the skunk to unload his scent?

Instinct

("in stink" original joke from my seven year old).

Movie night

We wanted to "Netflix and chill" last night, so my wife asked me to put on a movie called " scent of a woman". I could not find it so I put on the next best thing...." A fish called Wanda"

My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath,

"Married!" and walking away. Fabric Softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes.

So today my dad accidentally sprayed deodorant in his mouth

so now every time he speaks, he has this weird axe scent

I accidentally got body spray in my mouth

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

Her: What is that beautiful scent you are wearing, it smells expensive

Him: it is, it's gasoline

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth this morning.

All day I've been speaking with a weird axe scent.

Two dogs are sitting in a field.

First dog turns to the second dog and says damn man you smell like shit! Have you been rolling in shit?

Yep.

Wow. That is foul. Is it like a compulsive behavior?

Nope.

Do you do it to cover your scent up, like to ward off predators?

Nope.

Is it some weird fetish that gets you off?

Nope.

Then why would you roll in such pungent poop!?

So I can sit in peace and not be bothered. Figures it wouldn't work on a German Shepherd

Perfume and cologne can now be transferred via email.

They go into your scent folder.

I accidentally sprayed deodrant in my mouth

Now I have a weird axe scent

A skunk, a deer and a duck went out to dinner…

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent and the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck's bill.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the scent odor puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working scent smell piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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