The Best 27 Scenes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Scenes jokes. There are some scenes moments jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these scenes the bar scene puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Scenes Jokes and Puns

I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey...

For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college.

Ugly scenes

Ugly scenes in centre of Leicester this evening

An 'anti Trump' protestor threw a traffic cone, narrowly missing US President by 5802 miles

A man goes to see a film alone...

...and sits down next to a young boy, who has a golden retriever sitting on the seat aside him.

 

The film starts, but the man has a hard time paying attention. As the film progresses, his focus is increasingly diverted to the young boy and his golden retriever. The dog is laughing uproariously during all the funny scenes, gasping and pointing during all the shocking scenes, wooping and hurrahing during all the action scenes, and gently sobbing during all the dramatic scenes. By the end of the film, the man is utterly awestruck by this wondrous animal.

 

As the film draws to a close and the credits begin to roll, the man leans over and addresses the boy: "That animal of yours is absolutely amazing! He laughed, he cried, he gasped, he cheered. He enjoyed the film on every level that it could possibly be enjoyed. I am thoroughly impressed".

 

The boy says: "I'm impressed too! He hated the book..."

Scenes joke, A man goes to see a film alone...

Bad pun alert.

I've been watching behind the scenes reels of movies for quite a few years so the magic of movies is somewhat lost on me. I'll know how that car flip was achieved, how they choreographed fight scenes etc.

Still, watching Gravity this weekend I couldn't help but think, "how on Earth did they do that?"

Why did Jill Stein try to censor a movie where the hero uses a shop vacuum to save people?

Because she doesn't want anyone to think there's such a thing as good vac scenes.


Jesus the Mexican stuntman.

Jesus was a Mexican stuntman who died while making a film. At his funeral, his mother said to the director, "Jesus died for your scenes."

The team that finished first in the local boat race were allowed to keep their boat.

Scenes of celebration broke out when they realized they had won the champion ship.

Scenes joke, The team that finished first in the local boat race were allowed to keep their boat.

What's the sexiest thing about the holocaust

The shower scenes

If you start the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd and the passion of the Christ at the same time the scenes don't match up at all

It turns out Jesus was more of a nine inch nails guy

My crush: I like car chase action scenes.

Me, a fruit stand vendor: I think we're done here.

The Violin Ensemble playing in Carnegie Hall somehow got an R-18 rating...

The censors say it contains explicit scenes of violins encore.

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What's the difference between a theatre-snack muncher and a person who watches police sex scenes?

One likes popcorn, the other likes cop-porn.

What do you call a dude who only masturbates to sad scenes in movies?

A tear-jerker.

Did you hear about the Chinese restaurant that burned down?

Scenes of wonton destruction.

My date and I had moved onto the topic of movies...

"I love car chase action scenes", she said.

Me, a fruit stand vendor: "I think we're done here."

Heard this sub has a lot of Star Trek fans. Did you guys know that to cut down on costs, a lot of the cast and crew camped outside in tents while filming the outdoor scenes in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn? I just snagged one on eBay!

Yeah, so anyways - I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent.

Scenes joke, Heard this sub has a lot of Star Trek fans. Did you guys know that to cut down on costs, a lot of th

Have you seen that movie with the war at the camp grounds?

I don't remember what it's called, but the battle scenes were in tents.

I'm a movie star when it comes to sex

In the sense that none of my scenes last more than a minute.

So I purchased a DVD called Fyre Festival: Behind the Scenes

It cost $100 and there was no disc in the case


Why were Star Wars fans upset with the new scenes filmed by Ron Howard?

Because Lord and Miller shot first.

My buddy makes counterfeit life-like paintings of Mongolian battle scenes

He's a real Khan artist.

What do you call a swordfish that acts out scenes from the Godfather?

Marlin Brando

Did you guys hear about that Mexican stunt man that died?

At the funeral, his mom was crying and yelling at the director saying:

Jesus died for your scenes!

A Mexican actor died while performing stunts for a movie.

During the funeral, his mother walks towards the director and says,

"Jesus died for your scenes."

Was watching this show with my family the other day.

All the scenes were people singing in the shower while bathing themselves.

Such a strange soap opera.

Where do most Jewish Sex Scenes take place?

In the shower.

They called me crazy when I started acting out scenes of 'game of thrones' fan fiction...

They called it "skits of Rhaenya"

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