The Best 6 Scenery Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Scenery jokes. There are some scenery view jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these scenery outdoor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Scenery Jokes and Puns

Politicians go on a vacation

Politicians go on a vacation by bus.
The bus driver gets distracted by the beautiful scenery and drives off a cliff next to a farm.

The following day the police question the farmer:

\- Did you not find any victims?
\- Actually, I did.
\- And where are they?
\- Well, I buried them.
\- Every politician died?!
\- Some of them said they didn't, but I don't believe a word of what they say anymore...


PS: English is my second language so apologies for mistakes.

Slapping Old People

An old man and old woman are sitting on their front porch on a bench one day just enjoying the scenery. All of a sudden the old woman looks at her husband and slaps him across his face. He looks and her and says "What was that for?" She said "That is for 40 years of horrible sex!" He is quiet as he absorbs this newly discovered information. Quietly the old man reaches over and slaps his wife across her face. She says "What was that for?" He said "For knowing the difference!"

Vacationing in Switzerland

"So did you enjoy the beautiful scenery?"

"I couldn't really see much because of the mountains."

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock.

Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What city in Germany is known for the flower scenery?

Bloomberg


The photo ghost

There has been reports of a ghost that takes photos of a wide-angle view of the amazing scenery. So-called ghostbusters have reported this strange and unusual...

panorama activity

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the scenery journey jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working scenery spectacular piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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