Scat Jokes
22 scat jokes and hilarious scat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the creative world of Scat Jokes, a genre of comedy that utilizes double entendres and wordplay to make light of defecation. Learn how this comedy departed from traditional jokes and the ancient line of court jesters. Explore the history and impact of this unique art form.
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What is a good scat joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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Last night I let my boyfriend indulge his "s**..." fantasy...
I'm glad I got that off my chest.
Scattered Ashes
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?"
The elderly woman says "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
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TIL that Austrian physicist Erwin Schrodinger suffered from a debilitating bowel condition that would often result in him soiling himself unexpectedly.
However, it was impossible for him to tell when he had had an accident, and lived in a perpetual state of both being soiled and unsoiled simultaneously.
This became known as Schrodinger's s**....
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I asked my girlfriend what would she do if I had a s**... f**......
She said she'd **dump** me. :(
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Warning: s**...
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
I just scattered my Grandfather's ashes...
I wish he would empty his ashtray himself.
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There's a protocol when it comes to bears [Long]
If you go camping, you should carry bells so not to startle a bear and be attacked, and pepper spray in case it does.
It would help to learn the s**... of the bear, so you can avoid areas with dangerous species.
Brown and black bear's is small and dark.
Grizzly's is large, light in color, has bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
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what do you call a bear with a s**... f**...?
Winning the p**...
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You know what mozarts favorite type of music is?
s**...
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So my scatterbrained friend accused me of misquoting clichés...
Isn't that the p**... calling the kettle a racist?!?!
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What do you call someone who steals bags from people at a dog park?
A s**... burgler.
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I heard some new music today and I can't be sure if I liked it or not.
It was called Schrodinger s**....
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Scat One Liners
Which scat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scat? I can suggest the ones about cat fur and cat scan.
- Sir Scats-a-Lot My anaconda don't want none unless you got runs, hun.
- what do you call a bear with a s**... f**...? Winning the p**...
- You know what mozarts favorite type of music is? s**...
- What do you call someone who steals bags from people at a dog park? A s**... burgler.
- What is Cab Calloway's favorite type of humor? s**...'alogical
- What is a pornstar's least favorite type of music? s**...
- How do people with s**... fetishes stay healthy? They eat lots of corn
- How much is a s**... pornstars monthly wage? A shitton.
- Why are all the best Jazz musicians brown? Because they're great at scatting.
- Have you heard about the guy who finally overcame his c**...? He got off s**...-free
