Scary Halloween Jokes

17 scary halloween jokes and hilarious scary halloween puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scary halloween that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Scary Halloween Short Jokes

Short scary halloween jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scary halloween humour may include short spooky jokes also.

  1. A scary thing to do to your girlfriend on Halloween... is ask her if she's going as a sumo wrestler.
  2. One last scary Joke Halloween may be over, but I still got one more scary joke in me...
  3. My daughter wants to be really scary this Halloween so instead of a costume, she is going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.
  4. I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.

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Scary Halloween One Liners

Which scary halloween one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scary halloween? I can suggest the ones about zombie halloween and scary clown.

  1. What do you call a scary storage room on Halloween? A warehouse
  2. I personally think that Halloween should be moved To November 8 (it'll be more scary)
  3. Walked into a halloween store yesterday. The only thing scary was the prices.
  4. Scary Halloween pug!
  5. You so ugly on Halloween someone said scary costume.
  6. What's a scary costume for Halloween? College tuition

Hilarious Scary Halloween Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about scary halloween you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scary halloween pranks.

a guy walks into a bar for a Halloween party...

and is surprised to see the bar decorated for Christmas. "What's with the Christmas decorations?" the guy asks the bartender. "I thought this was supposed to be a spooky Halloween party." "Oh, these decorations are very scary for a lot of people," the bartender replies. "We're gonna terrify people who are claustrophobic."

Hollywood Halloween

Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone were discussing their next Halloween costumes. They wanted to get away from the typical scary characters and do something different.
Bruce: 'how about historical figures? I'll go as Freud.'
Sly: 'ok, sounds good. I'll go as Leonardo Da Vinci.'
Arnold Schwarzenegger overhears their discussion, walks over and replies 'I'll be Bach.'