Scary Clown Jokes
9 scary clown jokes and hilarious scary clown puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scary clown that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Scary Clown Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
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A kid and a clown are walking through the woods.
The kid looks around and says, "man these woods sure are scary"
The clown replies, "you're telling me I have to walk out of here alone."
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK!
A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says "it sure is dark and scary here". The clown says "how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone".
What do you call a really scary, racist clown?
A big It
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What's the difference between a homeless clown and a scary clown?
One is penniless and the other is Pennywise.
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Pennywise the clown to Ronald
"you disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary."
Ronald McDonald: "I've killed more people than you."
Two costumes are gonna be super popular this year: Donald Trump and Scary Clown.
It's gonna be hard to say which is which.
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I'm a performance artist. My next show involves peeing on a scary clown....
And now, u**... on It.
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Late at night I jabbed my wife in the dark and said, " You're it."
I nearly fell out of bed when I woke up next to a scary clown in the morning.
I used to work in an IT department but I quit
Because scary clowns aren't really my thing.
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