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16 scary clown jokes and hilarious scary clown puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scary clown that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Scary Clown Short Jokes

Short scary clown jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scary clown humour may include short circus clown jokes also.

  1. A kid and a clown are walking through the woods. The kid looks around and says, "man these woods sure are scary"
    The clown replies, "you're telling me I have to walk out of here alone."
  2. THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK! A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says "it sure is dark and scary here". The clown says "how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone".
  3. What's the difference between a homeless clown and a scary clown? One is penniless and the other is Pennywise.
  4. Pennywise the clown to Ronald "you disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary."
    Ronald McDonald: "I've killed more people than you."
  5. Two costumes are gonna be super popular this year: Donald Trump and Scary Clown. It's gonna be hard to say which is which.
  6. Late at night I jabbed my wife in the dark and said, " You're it." I nearly fell out of bed when I woke up next to a scary clown in the morning.
  7. I used to work in an IT department but I quit Because scary clowns aren't really my thing.
  8. I'm a performance artist. My next show involves peeing on a scary clown.... And now, u**... on It.

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Scary Clown One Liners

Which scary clown one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scary clown? I can suggest the ones about scary halloween and pennywise clown.

  1. What do you call a really scary, racist clown? A big It

Comical Scary Clown Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about scary clown you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean clown jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scary clown pranks.

A little boy and a clown are walking through the woods at night...

"Golly!" the boy says, "It sure is scary out here!"
"You think you're scared!" the clown replies. "I'm the one who has to walk home all alone."

A little boy and a clown go walking into the woods.

As they get deeper and deeper into the woods, the little boy starts looking around, apprehensive.
"Boy, it sure is getting scary in here." the little boy says.
"YOU'RE scared?" the clown replies, "I still have to walk back out of here by myself!"

A little boy and a clown are walking through the woods at 3 am...

The little boy says, "Golly! It sure is dark and scary out here!"
"You think you're scared," says the clown. "I'm the one who has to walk home all alone..."

A clown and a five year old boy are walking into the woods

As they get deeper into the forest the little boy says, Wow it's scary in here!
The clown replies, What are you scared of, I gotta walk out of here alone!

12 year old and a clown walking through the woods..

A 12 year old and a clown are walking through the woods one night.
The kid turns to the clown and says "Mr. clown these woods sure are scary!"
The clown turns to the kid and says "What are you scared for? I'm the one who has to walk back alone!"

A clown and a crying child...

A clown and a crying child are walking into the woods. The clown finally stops and asks "why are you crying?" The child says "these woods are scary!" The clown replies "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here _alone_."