Scarves Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Scarves jokes. There are some scarves sweater jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these scarves suspenders puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Fun-Filled Scarves Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves

Looks like the boa cons tricked her

My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...

Looks like the boa cons tricked her...

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

I saw The Joker working at a winter apparel store.

He turned to me and said "You wanna know how I got these scarves?"

The scarf store

A guy walks in to a scarf shop and asks what kind of scarves they sell.

The owner replies "we have wool ones inside and cashmere outside, how bout dat?"

A man was spotted carrying several stolen flannel shirts and scarves, as well as two gallons of cider

when stopped by police the man claimed that he was "just a Fall guy"

Scarves joke, A man was spotted carrying several stolen flannel shirts and scarves, as well as two gallons of cide

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Infinity scarves are just....

The foreskins of the fashion world.

Hey Chelsea fans, don't worry...

...your blue and white scarves will fit right in when you defect to Leicester.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the scarves hoodie puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working scarves bikinis piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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