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Funniest Scars Short Jokes

Short scars jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scars humour may include short bruises jokes also.

1. A snail, who was tired of being slow, went and bought a sports car with a big S on each side Whenever people saw him zooming past, they would say, Hey, look at that S-Car Go
2. Being a doctor and a married man with kids, it feels like I'm living two lives. In one life there's medicine, scarring images and long, painful hours.
   And in the other life I'm a doctor.
3. Do you want to know how i got these Scars? Joker asked Batman as he showed him his Lion king figurine collection.
4. I'm going to try a new pickup line when I'm traveling in a red state: Hey baby, want to see my vasectomy scar?
5. Did you hear about the snail who bought himself a Ferrari and painted a big yellow "S" on the side? Now wherever he drives, people watch and say "Look at that S-car go!"
6. I hope one day they invent a car named "The S-Car" Because everyone will see it and say, "Look at that S-Car go!"
7. Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings? He went to Jared.
8. Why Did the Snail Want to Paint the Letter "S" on his Race Car? So, people could point and go "Look at that S-Car Go!"
9. If Harry Potter, as a baby, was struck twice by Voldemort... I don't think people would have celebrated him as much for having 2 lightning bolt shaped scars on his forehead
10. What type of surgery would a diamond get if it didn't want to leave a big scar? Mineral-ly invasive.

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Scars One Liners

Which scars one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scars? I can suggest the ones about scarf and hairs.

1. I had a SCAB but I picked the bottom right hand corner of it... No I have a SCAR.
2. Do you like my scar? I made it from scratch.
3. Why doesn't Achilles have any scars? His wounds always heel.
4. How do Emo kids reward themselves? Gold Scars.
   I'll see myself out.
5. How many Catholics does it take to mentally scar a child for life? Nun.
6. What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn? Beep repaired...
7. Why did the boxer cover up his battle scar? He didn't want to reveal the punchline.
8. I'm an experienced and seasoned driver You should see my car's battle scars.
9. What would JOKER say if he had Alzheimer? "Do you know how I got these scars?"
10. What's a Fortnite player's favorite Disney character? SCAR
11. What Lives in Sweden has Scars and Guards The Skarsgard Family
12. what is harry Potter's favorite ice breaker? Scar Stories.
13. Bellybuttons. The mother of all scars.
14. freckles are actually just scars From the coat hanger abortion
15. (Utterly awful joke ahead) What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef? A borkmark.

Laughable Scars Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about scars you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pimples jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scars pranks.