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Did you know that Scarlett Johansson kept getting lost on the set of Black Widow?
She kept Romanoff.
Cop: "Anything you say can and will be held against you."
Me: "Scarlett Johansson."
My girlfriend has the body of Scarlett Johansson.
Not sure where the head is though.
Lower back problems
The other day, my friend and I were discussing Scarlett Johansson. I said: "I think she got breast reduction surgery." My friend asked why. I told him, "lower back problems." He looked shocked and indignant and said: "why didn't she get lower back surgery then?"
When Bigfoot made love to Scarlett Johansson we expected him to brag about it.
Yeti remained humble.
When the little boys stuck in that cave in Thailand are rescued, there's definitely gonna be a movie. There's a ex US Navy Seal helping. They're gonna make the movie all about him
and have Scarlett Johansen playing one of the Thai boys.
When Scarlett Witch was at the Avengers HQ...
you could say she needed...adult super Vision.
I had a Japanese joke about Bill Murray and Scarlett Johanssen
But the punchline is lost in translation.
So yesterday I was fapping to this Scarlett Johanson s**... scene
The cinema looked so shocked for some reason
Choosing between Hillary and Trump is like having to f**... really bad while sitting between Scarlett Johansson and The Pope.
I don't know which way to lean.
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