Scaring Jokes

Funniest Scaring Short Jokes

Short scaring jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scaring humour may include short frightening jokes also.

1. Yesterday I had a nightmare that my tiktok account was deleted. For a second, I was really scared that I had a tiktok account.
2. Chuck Norris looked directly at the sun today... And the sun got so scared it hid behind the moon.
    
    
    
    
3. A guy in a plane stood up and shouted, HIJACK! All passengers got scared.
   From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back, HI JOHN!
4. Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year, when in reality, people kill way more people per year... ...so that's just being hippocritical...
5. I used to be scared of pretty girls, So my Mom explained that was silly, because they're much more scared of me.
6. Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach I mean, it's just one boat they said. How bad can it be? .
7. I am really scared of encountering cougars when I go on a run If I ever saw one , I'd Puma Pants .
8. This barista at starbucks looked so nervous as she handed me my coffee. I think she was scared because she spelt my name wrong, she wrote "callthecops".
   I didn't bother leaving a tip.
9. Why did the scared cow say "Moo?" Because it's a cow word.
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   I thought of this today, did I make a new joke?
10. A boy calls 9-11. "9-11 what is your emergency?"
    The boy replied, "My parents are fighting and I'm scared.."
    "Well who's your father?"
    "Well that's what they're fighting about."

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Scaring One Liners

Which scaring one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scaring? I can suggest the ones about scare and fright.

1. Scaring men is easy I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is..
2. I want to make a joke about hurricane Harvey But I am scared my inbox will be flooded
3. Apparently I snore so loudly that I scare everyone in the car I'm driving.
4. I told my neighbor I was too scared to grow an apple tree. He said grow a pear.
5. Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify should just grow a pear.
6. In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. But in Iraq, no phobia.
7. Scared of eating genetically modified fruit? Grow a pear.
8. Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space? Because he was scared of vacuums!
9. I'd be very scared if I swallowed a cup of cement I'd be shittin' brick
10. Why don't blind people like to skydive? It scares their dog
11. How scared was the dinosaur? Petrified.
12. Shot my first turkey today. Scared everyone in the frozen meat department.
13. What do you call a scared philosopher? Aristartle
14. What plant is always trying to scare people? bamBOO
15. Why are there no penguins in Britain? They're scared of Wales.

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What funny jokes about scaring you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean terrified jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scaring pranks.