Scariest Jokes
62 scariest jokes and hilarious scariest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scariest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Scariest Short Jokes
Short scariest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scariest humour may include short scary jokes also.
- Why are white gangs the scariest in prisons? Because they had a fair trial and still ended up there.
- Scariest thing ever The scariest thing in the world is waking up with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other. I was so scared I almost swerved off the road!
- What is the scariest part of a cavity search? When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching
- Out of all the things that go bump in the night... your parent's bed is definitely the scariest
- Whats the scariest animal in Canada? A Cari-BOO
- Which are the scariest kind of bees? Zombees
- WW3 due to Ukraine The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side.
They've never won a World War yet. - This year for Halloween, I'm dressing up as the scariest thing I can imagine Myself, but more successful
- What's the scariest kind of dinosaur? A terrordactyl!
- What is the scariest way to get through the woods? The psycho path
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Scariest One Liners
Which scariest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scariest? I can suggest the ones about scarier than and scary halloween.
- Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison? Cause you know he is actually guilty.
- "Do not touch" Must be the scariest thing to read in Braille.
- What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
- What's the scariest thing about a white guy in a prison? You know he actually did it.
- Why is the white guy the scariest person in jail? You know he's guilty.
- What is the scariest planet in Star Wars? Na-BOO!
- What kind of plant is the scariest? bamBOO
- Why are white people the scariest in prison? Because you know they're guilty.
- What would be the scariest coronavirus costume? One without a mask
- The scariest warning that you can read in braille "Poisonous surface, do not touch"
- what is the scariest letter in the alphabet? "v" because it comes after u...
- "Dont Touch" Must be the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille.
- What's going to be the scariest Halloween decoration this year? Coffin
- What is the scariest plant? Bam-boo
From my seven year old niece - Who was the scariest scientist? Frank Einstein
Hilarious Scariest Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about scariest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean craziest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scariest pranks.
What type of wrists are the scariest?
t**... wrists.
What is scariest type of horse?
A nightmare.
I'll find my way out.
Whats the scariest part about Stephen King Novels?
The length
What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?
Another day.
I think the scariest Halloween decorations I've seen this year have to be
All the little blue signs that say Trump-Pence on them
What's the scariest path?
The psychopath
some think haunted houses are on the scariest level.
I think haunted skyscrapers are scary on multiple levels.
What's worse than a fat guy with a ridiculous haircut who's brainwashed his supporters into viewing him as a god whilst having his finger on the button for nuclear warfare?...
Two fat guys with ridiculous haircuts who've brainwashed their supporters into viewing them as gods whilst having their fingers on the b**... for nuclear warfare!
[Scariest of all is that it's true :( ]
which is the scariest plant?
The BAM-BOO!
I went to a haunted house last night
The scariest part was making small talk with the staff
What's the scariest sentence in the English language?
We're going to let the people of Alabama make the call.
Which of the United Arab Emirates is the scariest?
Sharjahhh!
What's the scariest alcoholic beverage?
Malibooooooo
So, I was out walking at night
In front of me was a woman.
She looked behind her back, the started to run faster,
I got a little spooked so I started walking faster too.
she began to walk even faster.
I was really scared so I began walking even faster too.
suddenly she began to run.
I began running too.
She then began screaming, so did i.
I don't know what was behind us, but it was the scariest night of my life.
The scariest thought of a pessimist
Optimists think that we live in the best of all worlds.
That's just what pessimists are so scared about.
What is the scariest phrase to read in Braille?
Do no touch
Who's the scariest dancer ever?
The Boogie Man
The scariest sign in the world...
"Circumcisions 40% off"
In another context, "Doom" could have been one of the scariest horror games of all time.
All you have to do is play one of the demons.
What is the scariest dinosaur for the illiterate?
A Thesaurus
The first time I tried parachuting...
The scariest thing happened on my first parachuting lesson. The first time you jump, you get harnessed to the Instructor.
As I plummeted through the air, waiting for the instructor to open the parachute, he turned to me and asked
"So, how long have you been an Instructor for?"
What is the scariest kind of oil?
A Gargoyle!
