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- If shoe size really is directly related to the size of a man's package... Then clowns are way scarier than we all thought.
- I don't know which is scarier.... A clown who rummages through the garbage cans at 3am or my neighbor who watches me doing it.
- I've never been through anything scarier than that time I tried to breed rabbits. It was a hare-raising experience.
- Scarier than funnier, but a good laugh never hurts. -Did you hear they opened up a George Orwell memorial in the states?
-Oh really!? Where?
-Well...pretty much everywhere. - A single zombie is scary, but a row of zombies forms something even scarier... A deadline.
- Donald Trump will be the most popular Halloween costume this year... Because I can't think of anything scarier
- The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Scarier Than One Liners
Which scarier than one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scarier than? I can suggest the ones about funnier than and harder than.
- What's scarier than a skin-walker? 4 skin-walker
- There's nothing scarier then a mosquito coming out of Magic Johnson's house
- What haunts more than ghosts and is scarier than demons? Our thoughts
- What's scarier than having the IRS after you? Nothing.
- There is nothing scarier than hearing We're out of toilet paper
- What's scarier than being in a coffin? Everything. You're dead.
- How would an accountant make Death Valley sound scarier? He'd say it with an Irish accent
- The only thing scarier than seeing a bug on ur bedroom floor is How ugly ur mom is
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What funny jokes about scarier than you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scarier than pranks.
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So there's a child m**... and a little boy walking into the woods...
They keep walking deeper and deeper, and its getting darker and darker; scarier and scarier. Further and further they walk. The boy looks up at the child m**... and says "Gee Mister, I'm getting scared." and the child m**... looks down at the kid and says: "You think you're scared kid, I gotta walk out of here alone."
Edit*: from the film Blue Valentine
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Some morbid baby jokes
What's scarier then ten babies in o**...?
A: One baby in ten jars
How do you got a baby in a container?
A: blend it.