Scarier Jokes

Funniest Scarier Short Jokes

Short scarier jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scarier humour may include short scariest jokes also.

1. If shoe size really is directly related to the size of a man's package... Then clowns are way scarier than we all thought.
2. Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners? The white guy might actually be guilty.
   
   (Stolen from a comment by /u/CanadianWildlifeDept)
3. I don't know which is scarier.... A clown who rummages through the garbage cans at 3am or my neighbor who watches me doing it.
4. I've never been through anything scarier than that time I tried to breed rabbits. It was a hare-raising experience.
5. Scarier than funnier, but a good laugh never hurts. -Did you hear they opened up a George Orwell memorial in the states?
   -Oh really!? Where?
   -Well...pretty much everywhere.
6. A single zombie is scary, but a row of zombies forms something even scarier... A deadline.
7. Donald Trump will be the most popular Halloween costume this year... Because I can't think of anything scarier
8. The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
9. Some morbid baby jokes What's scarier then ten babies in o**...?
   A: One baby in ten jars
   How do you got a baby in a container?
   A: blend it.
10. I scared the postman today by coming to the door completely n**... I don't know what was scarier, the fact that I was n**... or the fact that I knew where he lived.

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Scarier One Liners

Which scarier one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scarier? I can suggest the ones about scary and funnier.

1. In Prison Why is The White Guy Scarier Than The Black Guy? Because the White Guy did it
2. What's scarier than a skin-walker? 4 skin-walker
3. There's nothing scarier then a mosquito coming out of Magic Johnson's house
4. The only thing scarier than Thanos is a sassy gay Thanos *Snaps in a Z formation*
5. What haunts more than ghosts and is scarier than demons? Our thoughts
6. The only thing scarier than seeing a bug on ur bedroom floor is How ugly ur mom is
7. What's scarier than having the IRS after you? Nothing.
8. There is nothing scarier than hearing We're out of toilet paper
9. What's scarier than being in a coffin? Everything. You're dead.
10. How would an accountant make Death Valley sound scarier? He'd say it with an Irish accent
11. Whats scarier than an old rich white man? Nothing.

Uplifting Scarier Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about scarier you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean harder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scarier pranks.