Scarf Jokes
41 scarf jokes and hilarious scarf puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scarf that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These scarf jokes are the perfect way to beat the winter blues while staying warm and stylish! Explore the fashion possibilities with a range of scarf fabrics and styles, including polyester and wool blends. From lightweight t-shirts, to heavy-duty sweatshirts, to cozy sweaters, get ready to laugh and look great with these scarf jokes!
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Funniest Scarf Short Jokes
Short scarf jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scarf humour may include short scars jokes also.
- Wife: "Look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits." Husband: "For God's sake woman, it's a scarf!"
- A policeman spotted an elderly lady driving while knitting. "Pullover!" he screamed.
"No, it's a scarf!" she yelled back. - What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?
- A police officer spotted an elderly lady knitting whilst driving "Pullover", he exclaimed.
"No, it's a scarf", she replied. - A police man spots a blond driving a car and knitting at the same time. He gets her to roll down her window.
Pull over he yells. No silly she replies it's a scarf ! - What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day? G u knit?
- It was mine and my wife's 25th wedding anniversary the other day and she said to me "Did you know i wore this on our first date and it still fits me"... I said "Its a scarf"...
- Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer? He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
- What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet? Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.
- I recently bumped into a Frenchman wearing a bagel as a scarf. He said it was a real pain in the neck.
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Scarf One Liners
Which scarf one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scarf? I can suggest the ones about handkerchief and necklace.
- Why is the hipster sweating? Because he wore a scarf before it was cool.
- What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, and I'll go on ahead.
- What did the scarf say to the hat? I'm just gonna hang around here.. you go on ahead.
- What did 50 Cent say to his grandma after she gave him a homemade scarf? "Gee, You Knit?"
- What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead.
- What does article of clothing does a puppy wear to stay warm? A scARF!
- My wife is knitting an infinity scarf. It's going to take her forever to finish it.
- What kind of animal makes the worst scarf? A Chinchiller.
- Finally got a large scarf with a tartan print! It's a big ascot.
- Why did the Kyle Jenner take her new scarf back to the store? It was too tight
- Just got a new scarf from CVS... JK..it's the receipt.
- What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko.
- I once ate a wool scarf. I s**... ewe knot.
- A scarf was recently arrested... and charged as a fashion accessory to m**....
- The muslim woman next door got done for c**... dealing The kids call her Scarf face
Hat And Scarf Jokes
Here is a list of funny hat and scarf jokes and even better hat and scarf puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears? The Tchernobyl cowboy.
Silly Scarf Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about scarf you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean neck tie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scarf pranks.
A cop is driving down the freeway when he looks over and spots a granny knitting whilst balancing the steering wheel with her knees
He pulls alongside the granny, and angrily shouts "pull over!"
The granny shouts back, "no, it's a scarf"
An elderly woman is going through some old boxes of clothes.
She picks out an item, turns to her husband of forty years and says Look dear, I wore this when we first started dating and i can't believe it still fits.
The husband replies Yes honey, you've always liked that scarf.
Did you hear about the scarf that Eva Braun knitted for h**...?
He said it was kampfy and that he reiched it a lot, but that it could have used fuhrer stitches.
The scarf store
A guy walks in to a scarf shop and asks what kind of scarves they sell.
The owner replies "we have wool ones inside and cashmere outside, how bout dat?"
I knitted a scarf after 4 days of blood sweat and tears out of floss only to find out it is just falling apart.
Sorry, wrong thread.
English and Art teacher talk...
English and Art teacher talk.
English teacher: "What do you teach?"
Art teacher:"Advanced Art."
English teacher:"Hence fancy scarf."
Art teacher:"Yes, what do you teach."
English teacher:"Advanced English"
Art teacher:"Hence hence?"
Joke about a blanket
Friend: My brother got me this scarf from Afganistan
Me: He should have got you an Afghan instead.
The doctor told me to watch what I eat if I wanted to lose weight.
I stare at my extra large pepperoni pizza with a Diet Coke for at least an hour before I scarf it down and I haven't lost a pound.
An eskimo wrecks her snowmobile
The eskimo takes her snowmobile in to be fixed. The mechanic checks it out and says "Looks like you blew a seal"
The eskimo replies "No, that's just frost on my scarf."
