Scared Cat Jokes
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Short scared cat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scared cat humour may include short scared jokes also.
- I accidentally ran over and killed my neighbor's cat today... I was too scared to tell him to his face, so I left a note saying "curiosity was here."
- Want to know how to scare burglars off? First: Put pictures of a tiger all around your house.
Second: Put a cat litter tray in your hallway and take a dump in it. - I don't know if my cat is scared of the vacuum cleaner or the broom. I only had him for six month.
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Scared Cat One Liners
Which scared cat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scared cat? I can suggest the ones about cat fur and bad cat.
- What did the cat say when he got scared? You're freaking meowt!
- Why was the cat scared of the tree? Because of its bark
- What do cats think when they feel scared? Get meow'ta here
- How does a ghost dog scare a cat With boo-grrrs
- Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn? To scare off Cat burglars!
- cat get scared by ronaldo scream
- A young cat jumped out and scared a mouse and said. . . Just kitten.
Scared Cat Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about scared cat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sick cat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scared cat pranks.
I translated a German joke and hope it's still funny
A man is treated by a psychiatrist because he thinks that he is a mouse. After some weeks of psychiatric counseling he is finally healed and has learned, that he isn't a mouse.
As the man in walks out of the psychiatrists office he sees a cat on the street and runs back to the psychiatrist and screams: "I'm scared! There's a cat on the street!"
The psychiatrist replies "I thought you know now, that you are not a mouse."
The man answers "Yes, I know that, but does the cat know this too?"
Two scared dads
Two kids are arguing over whose father was the biggest scaredy cat. Tommy says, My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bead.
Peter replies, Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door.
Three mice
Three mice are being chased by a cat. The mice were cornered when one of the mice turned around and barked, "Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!" The surprised cat ran away scared. Later when the mice told their mother what happened, she smiled and said, "You see, it pays to be bilingual!"
A man is going out of town on a buisness trip
So he asks his brother to watch his cat. Two weeks into the trip he calls his brother.
Man: "So, how is my cat?"
Brother""Well listen the cat died"
Man: "That's not how you break something like that to someone. That cat really meant a lot to me. You should have said something like 'the cat got out on the roof and it got scared so it latched on. By the time the fire department came it had died of exposure.'"
Brother: "Oh, I'm sorry. Next time something like that comes up I will let you know"
Man: "Anyway, thats not what matters. What matters is family how's mom?"
Brother: "Well mom got out on the roof....."