Scarecrow Jokes
84 scarecrow jokes and hilarious scarecrow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scarecrow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the spookiest and punniest bad scarecrow jokes! Delight in the fright of a pumpkin-filled pun with these funny, spooky, and silly scarecrow jokes!
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Funniest Scarecrow Short Jokes
Short scarecrow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scarecrow humour may include short scary clown jokes also.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans. - Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a nobel prize? They said he was outstanding in his field
- Have you guys heard about the scarecrow... Have you guys heard about the scarecrow that got a nobel prize for being outstanding in his field?
- Why did the scarecrow learn to play the accordion? He wanted to be outstanding in his field.
- Why did the scarecrow take up the accordion? Because it’s the best way to keep the crows away.
- As a famous scarecrow once said... "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
- Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress As they lack a heart, mind, and courage
- Did you hear about our scarecrow's latest job application? He was out-standing in his field!
- Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a lifetime achievement award? He was outstanding in his field...
- My favorite character in the wizard of oz is the scarecrow. I mean, c'mon, its a no-brainer.
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Scarecrow One Liners
Which scarecrow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scarecrow? I can suggest the ones about crows and scary halloween.
- Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? Because he was out standing in his field.
- What do you call a scarecrow who's really good at his job? Outstanding in his field.
- Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel prize? He was out standing in his field.
- How do you prevent murders? Use a scarecrow
- Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted. Because he was outstanding in his field.
- The scarecrow won employee of the month again... He's outstanding in his field.
- As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. But hay, it's in my jeans.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award........ ....because it stood out in it's field.
- What makes the scarecrow so good at his job? He's outstanding in his field
- What is a scarecrow's favorite kind of joke? A corny one.
- Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out-standing in his field
- Did you hear about the scarecrow who got an award? He was outstanding in his field
- Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field.
- I used to know a very professional scarecrow He was outstanding in his field.
Scarecrow Wizard Jokes
Here is a list of funny scarecrow wizard jokes and even better scarecrow wizard puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz is by far the greatest character of all time. No one could hold a candle to him.
- What is the scarecrow in The Wizard of OZ want? c'mon, it's a no-brainer.
Heartwarming Scarecrow Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about scarecrow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spook jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scarecrow pranks.
Scarecrows love farming
When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, "Hay, it's in my jeans."
What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Do scarecrows really work?
No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either.
Two Scarecrows are standing out in a field...
One says to the other, "Hey man!"
Did you hear about that really successful scarecrow?
He is well known for being outstanding in his field.
The farmer asked the scarecrow why he keeps his job in the field...
The farmer asked the scarecrow why he keeps his job in the field. The scarecrow turned to the farmer and said, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay... it's in my jeans."
Did you hear about the scarecrow that got an award?
It was for being outstanding in his field.
Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists?
...because they're out-standing in their field!
Do You Know Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field!!
For Halloween, my neighbor put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow. And it's terrifying my daughter.
I guess she is claw-straw-phobic...
They gave the scarecrow an award for being outstanding in his field.
When he accepted the honor he pointed to his parents in the crowd and said, "What can I say... Hay, it's in my jeans."
How do you compliment a scarecrow?
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
TIL: How to deal with a m**...
Put up a scarecrow
A Scarecrow won an award,
For being the best in his field.
Why are scarecrows so special?
They are outstanding in their field.
Being a scarecrow isn't easy...
but hay, it's in my jeans
Have you heard about the expert farmer who has taken the role of scarecrow at his farm?
He's outstanding in his field.
My mates all say I'm a bit of a pub scarecrow.
I stand in the corner and frighten all the birds.
I tried my hand at being a professional scarecrow for a short while...
The pay was rubbish, even though I was out standing in my field.
Why did the scarecrow win the competition?
It is because the scarecrow was outstanding in the field.
A man is wondering across a field and happens across a scarecrow. He asks the scarecrow what it's like to hang in that field day and night..
The scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
Dave from my work retired today, at his retirement party he stepped out for a cigarette and I noticed every body called him Scarecrow, I asked why;
Turns out he was outstanding in the field
When asked what he thought about his job, the Scarecrow answered 'Well this job isn't for everyone...
... but hay, it's in my jeans'
A corny joke.
How did the Scarecrow become a. neurosurgeon so fast? It's because he was amazing in his field.
Did you hear about the scarecrow that's great at scaring away birds?
He is just outstanding in his field!
Why was the scarecrow nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?
Because he was out standing in his field
I knew the best scarecrower impersonater ever...
He was out-standing in his field
Did you jear about the scarecrow who won a nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why was the female scarecrow unhappy with her husband?
She was not satisfied with the results of his straw pole.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won all the awards?
He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win a noble prize?
He was outstanding in his field
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because it is outstanding in its field.
What did the scarecrow preacher say to his congregation
Can I get a hay men
My scarecrow just won a Lifetime Achievement Award...
He was out-standing in his field.
Why are scarecrows the best in anything they do?
They are out standing in their field.
Did you hear about
Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an Award?..
He was outstanding in his field!
How does a scarecrow brag?
"Hay, it's in my jeans."
The cast of The Wizard of Oz go out for ice cream.
The Lion stops l**... his cone, yelling, "Ouch!" and gripping his temples.
The Tinman stops l**... his cone, yelling, "Ouch!" and gripping his temples.
Dorothy stops l**... her cone, yelling, "Ouch!" and gripping her temples.
The Scarecrow says, "What's the matter with you guys?"
A joke my girlfriend told me
Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance
"See that over there? What is that?" Says the first crow
The second crows takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it"
"How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?" Replies the first crow
"Look at it's hand. No cellphone" says the second crow
