Scarecrow Jokes

What are some Scarecrow jokes?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans.

Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a nobel prize?

They said he was outstanding in his field

What do you call a scarecrow who's really good at his job?

Outstanding in his field.

Have you guys heard about the scarecrow...

Have you guys heard about the scarecrow that got a nobel prize for being outstanding in his field?

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field.

The scarecrow won employee of the month again...

He's outstanding in his field.

As a famous scarecrow once said...

"This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress

As they lack a heart, mind, and courage

As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field.

But hay, it's in my jeans.

Why did the scarecrow win an award........

....because it stood out in it's field.

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

The farmer asked the scarecrow why he keeps his job in the field...

The farmer asked the scarecrow why he keeps his job in the field. The scarecrow turned to the farmer and said, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay... it's in my jeans."

I tried my hand at being a professional scarecrow for a short while...

The pay was rubbish, even though I was out standing in my field.

I used to know a very professional scarecrow

He was outstanding in his field.

Being a scarecrow isn't easy...

but hay, it's in my jeans

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Why was the scarecrow nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field

Why are scarecrows so special?

They are outstanding in their field.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Do scarecrows really work?

No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either.

Scarecrows love farming

When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, "Hay, it's in my jeans."

Did you hear about the scarecrow that's great at scaring away birds?

He is just outstanding in his field!

Why did the scarecrow win the competition?

It is because the scarecrow was outstanding in the field.

Have you heard about the expert farmer who has taken the role of scarecrow at his farm?

He's outstanding in his field.

Do You Know Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

A man is wondering across a field and happens across a scarecrow. He asks the scarecrow what it's like to hang in that field day and night..

The scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists?

...because they're out-standing in their field!

When asked what he thought about his job, the Scarecrow answered 'Well this job isn't for everyone...

... but hay, it's in my jeans'

TIL: How to deal with a murder

Put up a scarecrow

Did you hear about the scarecrow that got an award?

It was for being outstanding in his field.

Dave from my work retired today, at his retirement party he stepped out for a cigarette and I noticed every body called him Scarecrow, I asked why;

Turns out he was outstanding in the field

My mates all say I'm a bit of a pub scarecrow.

I stand in the corner and frighten all the birds.

A corny joke.

How did the Scarecrow become a. neurosurgeon so fast? It's because he was amazing in his field.

For Halloween, my neighbor put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow. And it's terrifying my daughter.

I guess she is claw-straw-phobic...

Two Scarecrows are standing out in a field...

One says to the other, "Hey man!"

They gave the scarecrow an award for being outstanding in his field.

When he accepted the honor he pointed to his parents in the crowd and said, "What can I say... Hay, it's in my jeans."

A Scarecrow won an award,

For being the best in his field.

Did you guys hear about the scarecrow who won the nobel prize?

Apparently he was out standing in his field.

When asked about how he won he said, "hay, it's in my jeans."

Did you hear about that really successful scarecrow?

He is well known for being outstanding in his field.

What did the disco goose say to the abrasive scarecrow?

You're scaring me, let me dance the night away.

Why doesn't a scarecrow use TP

because hay .. its in his jeans

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