Scarecrow Jokes
76 scarecrow jokes and hilarious scarecrow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scarecrow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Scarecrow Short Jokes
Short scarecrow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scarecrow humour may include short scary clown jokes also.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans. - Have you guys heard about the scarecrow... Have you guys heard about the scarecrow that got a nobel prize for being outstanding in his field?
- Why did the scarecrow take up the accordion? Because it’s the best way to keep the crows away.
- As a famous scarecrow once said... "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
- Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress As they lack a heart, mind, and courage
- Did you hear about our scarecrow's latest job application? He was out-standing in his field!
- My favorite character in the wizard of oz is the scarecrow. I mean, c'mon, its a no-brainer.
- I tried my hand at being a professional scarecrow for a short while... The pay was rubbish, even though I was out standing in my field.
- Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz is by far the greatest character of all time. No one could hold a candle to him.
- What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner? "No thanks, I'm stuffed."
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Scarecrow One Liners
Which scarecrow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scarecrow? I can suggest the ones about crows and scary halloween.
- What do you call a scarecrow who's really good at his job? Outstanding in his field.
- How do you prevent murders? Use a scarecrow
- The scarecrow won employee of the month again... He's outstanding in his field.
- As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. But hay, it's in my jeans.
- What makes the scarecrow so good at his job? He's outstanding in his field
- What is a scarecrow's favorite kind of joke? A corny one.
- I used to know a very professional scarecrow He was outstanding in his field.
- How do you compliment a scarecrow? Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
- I knew the best scarecrower impersonater ever... He was out-standing in his field
- Why are scarecrows so special? They are outstanding in their field.
- What did the scarecrow preacher say to his congregation Can I get a hay men
- Two Scarecrows are standing out in a field... One says to the other, "Hey man!"
- What is the scarecrow in The Wizard of OZ want? c'mon, it's a no-brainer.
- Why doesn't a scarecrow use TP because hay .. its in his jeans
- Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize It was a no-brainer
Heartwarming Scarecrow Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about scarecrow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spook jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scarecrow pranks.
Person of the year award has been won by a scarecrow the judges said he was outstanding in his field.
Scarecrows love farming
When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, "Hay, it's in my jeans."
Some crows had been pestering a farmer...
despite already having a scarecrows in his fields. While he drove past his plots, he looked the other way and noticed his neighbor's plots had identical scarecrows, but only a couple crows, so he went to ask for his help.
"Hey neighbor, we have the same scarecrows but you ain't got nearly as many crows. How come?"
"Well, they look the same but let me show you."
So the two men walk out towards one of the scarecrows but as they draw near it lets out a big roar. This startles the first farmer and causes him to jump, but the other continues right up to it.
"We spend a lot of time and money replacing batteries, but it's a MIDI-ogre solution."
*Edited delivery.*
Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?
Because he was stuffed!
What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?
I can't find the twine.
Do scarecrows really work?
No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either.
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Why couldn't the scarecrow have children? n**...
Because he had a Hollow-w**....
What did Scarecrow's fear toxin do to the Dark Knight?
It made him go batshit crazy.
Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?
"All he had was a straw-man argument."
Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists?
...because they're out-standing in their field!
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What do you call h**... on a scarecrow?
A corn on the cob
For Halloween, my neighbor put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow. And it's terrifying my daughter.
I guess she is claw-straw-phobic...
A scarecrow is upset about their weight
that's the last straw
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TIL: How to deal with a m**...
Put up a scarecrow
The professor of agriculture was a scarecrow
He was outstanding in his field.
Why is it impossible to fight a scarecrow?
By the time it reaches its last straw, there's nothing left.
(Google Assistant hit me with that one earlier)
What makes scarecrows good to do?
They don't say no.
My mates all say I'm a bit of a pub scarecrow.
I stand in the corner and frighten all the birds.
I just finished a debate against a scarecrow, and I'm furious the judge said he won.
He only used straw man arguments.
Why did the scarecrow win the contest?
He was out standing in his field!
A man is wondering across a field and happens across a scarecrow. He asks the scarecrow what it's like to hang in that field day and night..
The scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
Dave from my work retired today, at his retirement party he stepped out for a cigarette and I noticed every body called him Scarecrow, I asked why;
Turns out he was outstanding in the field
Why shouldn't you fight with a scarecrow?
Because you shouldn't use the straw man fallacy
A corny joke.
How did the Scarecrow become a. neurosurgeon so fast? It's because he was amazing in his field.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Nepotism
What is a scarecrows vehicle of choice?
An Autumn mobile
i saw a female scarecrow
And I said hay girl
Jesus was
One of the first scarecrows
Retirement
I bought a small farm for when I retire yesterday,I fancy being a professional Scarecrow, I've always wanted to be outstanding in my own field!! 🤪
How did the scarecrow earn an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Yes i stole it but i tought i'd share it...also i don't know if this was posted before.Pls no hate.
What did the horse say to the scarecrow?
Hay
What did the disco goose say to the abrasive scarecrow?
You're scaring me, let me dance the night away.
Why was the female scarecrow unhappy with her husband?
She was not satisfied with the results of his straw pole.
Kids career choice
I asked my son what he wanted to do for a living. He's a smart kid, I thought he wanted to be an engineer or doctor. He told me with a stern face he wanted to be a scarecrow. I didn't get it at first, but then I saw that he is outstanding in that field.
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The cast of The Wizard of Oz go out for ice cream.
The Lion stops l**... his cone, yelling, "Ouch!" and gripping his temples.
The Tinman stops l**... his cone, yelling, "Ouch!" and gripping his temples.
Dorothy stops l**... her cone, yelling, "Ouch!" and gripping her temples.
The Scarecrow says, "What's the matter with you guys?"
A joke my girlfriend told me
Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance
"See that over there? What is that?" Says the first crow
The second crows takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it"
"How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?" Replies the first crow
"Look at it's hand. No cellphone" says the second crow
