Scanned Jokes

Funniest Scanned Short Jokes

Short scanned jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scanned humour may include short scanning jokes also.

1. I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions 1. My credit card number
   2. My social security number
   3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
2. I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a customer with her barcode reader for being rude. The look on his face was priceless.
3. TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. So they can Scan da navy in
4. I just scored a 180 on an IQ test answering three simple questions ! 1. My credit card number
   2. My social security number
   3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
5. Why do all swedish military ships have bar codes on them? So when the come to port, they can just Scan da navy in!
6. I'll never forget the look on the cashier's face... when she scanned the packet of bird seed, and I asked her if she knew how long it took for the birds to grow once the seeds have been planted.
7. I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader. The look on his face was priceless.
8. Why can't the scanned document go 50 feet near a school? Because it's a registered PDF file.
9. I've written a poem about the sounds made by dogs... It can only be read if you scan it first.
   It's a bark ode.
10. Scandinavia has a bar code on all of their battleships to keep track of them..... When the ships enter the harbor, they scan-da-navy-in.

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Scanned One Liners

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1. Cashier: Scans Condoms Do you need a bag sir?
   Me: Jesus, she's not that ugly
2. What happens when a norwegian robot scans a bird? It Scandanavian
3. Did you know that Norway puts barcodes on their ships?? It's so they can scan da navy in
4. Why does rhe Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships So they can scan-da-navy-in...
5. Why did the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships? So they could scan da Navy in.
6. Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
7. Dogs cant operate an MRI machine but cat scan
8. Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side of them… So they can Scan-da-navi-in
9. Dogs operating XRays cannot detect brain tumours. But CAT scan!
10. They say dogs can detect cancer by scent.. Wondering if CAT scan too..
11. Undomesticated animals can't operate computed axial tomography scans But PET scan.
12. I was checking out a Jewish girl the other day. Her barcode wouldn't scan.
13. What nationality puts barcodes on birds in pet stores? Scanned-an-avian
14. What did the doctor discover on his Catholic patient's CAT scan? A mass.
15. When does a racist joke begin? When a white guy starts turning his back to scan the area.

Item Scanned Jokes

Here is a list of funny item scanned jokes and even better item scanned puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Self checkout. Dear Walmart, I'm sorry I "forgot" to scan so many items the last time I went shopping. In my defense... You literally gave me zero training before promoting me to checker!
• Fetty Wapp was fired from 3 cashier jobs before turning to rap music No matter what items were scanned through, the total always came up to $17.38
• I walked up to the really depressed cashier. He scanned all my items. I said, "So, what's the damage?"
  "£42.53," he muttered.
  I said, "I was referring to you."

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