The Best 53 Scandinavian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Scandinavian jokes. There are some scandinavian denmark jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these scandinavian finland puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Scandinavian Jokes and Puns

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

"Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."

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I was making some Scandinavian pastries but discovered afterwards that I didn't use enough sugar.

So I ended up with sweet-ish Danish.

Scandinavian joke, I was making some Scandinavian pastries but discovered afterwards that I didn't use enough sugar.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!


Niels Bohr (true story)

a true story (supposedly)

A man goes to visit Niels Bohr, and sees a horseshoe hanging over Bohr's door (a scandinavian superstition).

The man says, "But Niels, you are a scientist! Surely you do not believe in this superstition?"

Niels replies, "Of course I don't believe in it!"

The man is confused. "Why do you have it if you don't believe in it?"

Bohr replies, "It is supposed to work, even if you don't believe in it!"

What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian

A bi-king.

I know that was terrible.
Also I'm not being racist because i'm from Scandinavia.

Scandinavian joke, What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian

What's a marathon runner doing at the Scandinavian Queueing Championships?

He's trying to get to the Finnish line.

Why are Scandinavians so good looking?

The Vikings didn't rape the ugly ones

How do you make a Scandinavian drink sweeter?

You add a bit of Swedener!

My Scandinavian bucket list

1. Travel to Norway
2. Find a Swedish girl
3. Finnish in her

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A Scottish, fedora-wearing art professor complimented his Scandinavian student.

"Nice skies, Finnish lass!"

How did the Scandinavian countries communicate during WW2?

Norse code

Why do they have bar codes on the returning Swedish fleet?

So they can Scandinavian.

A Norweigan robot analyzed a bird.

It scandinavian.

Did he travel with Scandinavian Airlines?

No, he simply vanished into Finnair

Scandinavian joke, Did he travel with Scandinavian Airlines?

There were two moose who were flying. Then it said one:

"You have a bun in your eye!"

"What?" Answered the other.

"You have a bun in the eye!"

"What?"

"You have a bun in your eye."

"Well, I do not hear because I have a bun in my eye."

Why do Scandinavians have the best sex?

Because both sides can often Finnish

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.


The generic brand of Swedish Fish

Would have to be Scandinavian Swimmers, wouldn't it?

How are Scandinavians made

They are bjorn

Why does Norway have barcodes on their boats?

So they can Scandinavian.

Why did the Norwegian navy put bar codes on their ships?

Because when they dock, they can Scandinavian.

Why does Norway put bar codes on the side of their boats?

So when they come back they can Scandinavian

Why does the Norweigan and Swedish navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back from voyages, they can Scandinavian.

A German, a Scandinavian, and a Leprechaun walk into a bar...

Nobody can really remember much of what happened after that.

Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships?

So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian.

What do you call a Scandinavian who only eats plants?

A Nor-vegan!

Why do all Nordic military ships have barcodes on them?

So they can Scandinavian!

Why do Nordic boats have barcodes on them?

So after they get back from war, they can Scandinavian.

Why does Sweden's ships have Bar codes on them?

So they can Scandinavian!

Why did the Norwegians put barcodes on all their ships?

To Scandinavian.

Why does Norway have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So they can Scandinavian.

My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop making puns about Scandinavian locations.

I said There's Norway you'd go Oslo as that.

Why do they put barcodes in every Swedish battleship?

So they can Scandinavian.

Why does Denmark put barcodes on all their ships?

So they can Scandinavian!

Why are there bar code readers in Swedish harbors?

They Scandinavian

What did the Scandinavian girl say when asked if she wanted to move?

"There is Norway I want to leave my little Sweden to Finland somewhere else."

Do you know when the Norwegian navy puts bar codes on the sides of their ships coming into Oslo?

It's so they can Scandinavian.

(Don't make me sounds it out for you)

Why do the Norwegians have barcodes on their warships?

So when they get back they can Scandinavian

Why do Norwegians and Swedes put bar codes on their military ships?

So when they dock, they can Scandinavian.

How can you tell a gay Scandinavian?

They just can't ig-nordic\~

Only Scandinavian Joke they will laugh at

What's the difference between Norway and Sweden?

Sweden has a nice neighbor.

Why do Swedish boats have barcodes on the side?

So they can Scandinavian.

How do you get in contact with a Swedish battleship?

First, you need to Scandinavian

Scandinavians can't do anything

They never Finnish stuff

Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Why do Scandinavian kids visit candy stores the most?

Because it's really Sweden there.

In Norway they print barcodes on the sides of their battleships.

When they return from war they can Scandinavian.

If you go to a Scandinavian bakery you could Finnish a Swedish Danish.

Norway I'd make this up!

Why did Norway's Navy have barcodes on all the ships?

So when they come back into port they can Scandinavian...

Why do Danish ships have bar codes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

What's a scandinavian with sleep apnea called?

A snorewegian

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the scandinavian finnish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working scandinavian swedish piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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