Scandalize Jokes

Obama's reaction to NSA scandal

"This technology means spies will never have to use windows ever again."

I'm sick and tired of scandals always being named -gate

The only thing about it that consoles me is there's a parallel universe where Watergate Hotel was instead named after John Hancock.

the horse meat scandal

during the recent horse meat scandal in the UK they discovered that the Welsh lamb in Asda ( Walmart ) had 2% human dna.

Why did the b**... not get involved in the rival b**...'s business scandal?

He was minding his own dam business

Florida lawmaker Randall Thompson is forced to resign after it is revealed he spent taxpayer money on expensive footwear for his wife.

I guess Randall mishandled his panhandle sandal scandal.

Another TSA groping scandal?

Where will they transfer those Catholic priests next?

The Christians are really taking the Dugger family scandal hard

I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff...

What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world?

The Colossus of Scrotes.

Did you hear about Josh Duggar's cheating scandal?

He molested his sister behind his other sister's back.

What do you call a fake thong (flipflop)?

A scandal!

What did Mexican Anakin say when he heard about the Catholic Priest s**... scandals?

Now *this* is Padre sin!

I remember hearing about this actor that lost all of his money and was locked up after a huge scandal...

I'm pretty sure it was Nicolas Cage.

Obvious media bias

Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.

Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and put a gun to his head. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can't do this — I'm a US Congressman!"

"Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"

Hilary Clinton scandal

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There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians.

We will see if these accusation stories have any legs.

Did you guys hear about the scandal with the South Korean president?

She did the right thing and accepted Seoul responsibility.

Trump's first scandal.

Trump has had his first scandal. According to CNN, Donald Trump has gone to a private dinner with his family without alerting the press core. They've called this 'A dangerous breach of protocol and lack of transparency'.
I guess they're worried that he may have given some classified information to his private server.

I live in a pretty rough area.

The priest at our church had to leave because of a child a**... scandal. He was r**... by three kids.

What is Hillary Clinton's favorite type of shoes?

Scandals

This administration is doing everything they can as quickly as possible

So much so, even their scandals are Russian.

Late one night a mugger wearing a mask !!!

Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can't do this – I'm a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!

In the wake of the Coastal Carolina scandal, it breaks my heart that we, as a society have young people that are forced...

...to pay women from South Carolina for s**....

Did you hear what toothpaste brands are trying to cover up?

Well, it's quite the scandal. Various tabloids such as the New York Post and Daily Mail are coining it as Colgate.

What's the scandal when Tesla promises their cars can travel farther than they really can?

Elongate

With all of the recent Hollywood s**... scandals, it makes me think about Roman Polanski's place in all of this.

I mean, comparatively speaking, he's a minor offender.

With all these scandals coming out of Hollywood

I wonder if they need all the plastic surgeries to make them unrecognizable or if they just need plastic surgeries to make them look human.

What do you call an airline that's always having scandals?

Sleazyjet.

This scandal is a bigger deal for Kevin Spacey than it is for Louis c**...

as Kevin finally came-out whereas Louis only just came.

The recent scandal has interfered with Kevin Spacey's schedule...

He says he got a little behind in his work.

If the Charlie Rose scandal has taught us anything

it's that every rose really does have its thorn.

The only thing that blows over easier than that Kevin Spacey scandal...

is a house of cards.

I really hope we never have to see a big scandal involving elon musk..

I think getting over Elongate would be a very drawn out process.

Did you hear about the Quiznos scandal where the management was pushing their tasks off onto their employees?

The media is calling it deli-gate

Did you hear about the honey scandal?

It was a rowse.

Apparently there's a big scandal about an NBA player getting o**... s**... from a midget...

but it was blown way out of proportion.

I really hope Elon Musk never gets caught in a scandal

In Headlines Today: White House s**... Scandal

Evidence deemed fake n**....

i can't believe the latest celebrity s**... scandal involving jim henson...

apparently he was f**... his co workers for years and everyone just watched!

How is the Copiapó mining accident and the Jared Fogle scandal the same?

In both cases some miners got s**...

What was the scandal called when the Tesla model S was really 6 inches longer than advertised?

Elon-gate

The Investigation into Elon Musk's False Advertising Scandal Enters the Fifth Week.

Elongate is really drawn out.

In these troubling political times with gun violence peaking, human rights scandals on us soil, and ongoing corruption investigations, it's always important to find the silver lining in things...

International Relations with Russia have never been better!

I hope Elon Musk doesn't say something scandalous after being butthurt because someone told him he can stick his sub where it hurts...

Because Elongate could be really long and drawn out.

I realized why priests always have s**... scandals with boys

There are women around but they don't want nun

Russia's dope scandal is now over.

Almost two years after putting him in the White House....

Hope this Tesla scandal ends soon

I'm worried that Elon-gate could really drag on.

How did Papa John's rebrand themselves following the racial scandal?

Uncle Tom's

VA Governor Northam has not made a public appearance since Saturday

This is partly thanks to a tunnel system that connects his residence to his office. It is predicted that when he does resurface & sees his shadow, we are guaranteed 6 more weeks of scandals.

Why was it called the Lewinsky scandal ?

Because if they called it the Clinton scandal, people wouldn't know which on you were talking about.

I keep trying to write a joke about the Kraft scandal...

...but they all end up too cheesy.

I heard there's a scandal in Canadian politics.

Is it true though?

What duck related scandal led to the creation of Windows OS?

BillGate

Elon Musk caused a major scandal today by going on a bizarre rant about Coronavirus.

I hope Elon-gate is not too drawn out.

A man was taken to court by several people for spreading scandalous rumors about their s**... lives

The judge asked the man, "Do you have anything to say in your defense?"
"Well your honor," responded the man. "I grew up on a very small land mass in the ocean and its just a part of our culture."
Not satisfied, the judge asked, "What culture could you possibly belong to that would lead you to besmirch these good people's reputations?"
The man shrugged and responded, "Islander."
(this just came to me)