Scandal Jokes
83 scandal jokes and hilarious scandal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scandal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This amusing article is a collection of jokes about some of the most famous scandals throughout history, from horse meat scandals to Watergate. These jokes poke fun at the investigations, bribery and other misdemeanours that have become notorious in the public eye. Dive into this fun and lighthearted read to see if you can crack a smile.
Funniest Scandal Short Jokes
Short scandal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scandal humour may include short disaster jokes also.
- Did you hear what they're calling this Tesla scandal? Elongate, it's gonna be really drawn out.
- Due to all the scandals, the Trump administration has decided to stop using emails. They'll use alternative fax.
- I am dreading the time when Mr. Musk's scandal come out. I just know Elon-gate will keep stretching on.
- Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee:
"FIFA has an Ethics Committee" - Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal... Just do it
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Food contamination scandal hits the church.
Communion wafers found to contain 0% Christ. - Over the last month, Elon Musk seems to be embroiled in one scandal after another. Elon-Gate seems to be a long drawn out affair.
- With the bribery and corruption scandal surrounding the World Cup, I want to remind everyone that money can't change someone's mind. But I'm willing to try.
- Did you guys hear about the scandal with the South Korean president? She did the right thing and accepted Seoul responsibility.
- I keep trying to write a joke about the Kraft scandal... ...but they all end up too cheesy.
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Scandal One Liners
Which scandal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scandal? I can suggest the ones about corruption and affair.
- I hope elon musk never gets involved in a scandal Elongate would be really drawn out.
- I left some burgers sitting in my fridge since the horse-meat scandal. AND THEY'RE OFF!!
- What if Stephen Colbert got involved in a scandal? It would be called Colgate.
- Did you hear about the big toothpaste scandal? The media are calling it Colgate...
- Does Hilary's scandal compare to Bill's? I'd say it's close, but no cigar.
- How are Clinton scandals like Pokémon? You'll never catch 'em all!
- I cannot wait until.. There is a scandal involving an actual Gate!
- Did you hear about the self-portrait scandal? Turns out, he was framed.
- Did anyone hear about the scandal in North Korea? Me neither
- What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach? Flip flops or scandals!
- You know what I think about the e-mail scandal? I think it's Hillarious
- What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called? Gatesgate.
- What duck related scandal led to the creation of Windows OS? BillGate
- I heard there's a scandal in Canadian politics. Is it true though?
- What is Hillary Clinton's favorite type of shoes? Scandals
Horse Meat Scandal Jokes
Here is a list of funny horse meat scandal jokes and even better horse meat scandal puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- the horse meat scandal during the recent horse meat scandal in the UK they discovered that the Welsh lamb in Asda ( Walmart ) had 2% human dna.
Amusing & Witty Scandal Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about scandal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tragedy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scandal pranks.
Obama's reaction to NSA scandal
"This technology means spies will never have to use windows ever again."
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A dictator is sitting in his office sipping his tea when his secretary bursts into the room.
"Sir you have to look at this newspaper, it's a huge scandal!" she says.
"They've written an article accusing several of your cabinet ministers being involved in a child s**... ring."
The dictator's face quickly turns from worry into surprise. "What absolute idiots, how could they do something like this!" he exclaims. "Do those editors really enjoy being tortured that much?"
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Why did the b**... not get involved in the rival b**...'s business scandal?
He was minding his own dam business
Florida lawmaker Randall Thompson is forced to resign after it is revealed he spent taxpayer money on expensive footwear for his wife.
I guess Randall mishandled his panhandle sandal scandal.
The Christians are really taking the Dugger family scandal hard
I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff...
What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world?
The Colossus of Scrotes.
Volkswagen should hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to deal with their emission scandal
He's got experience with a Total Recall
What do you call a fake thong (flipflop)?
A scandal!
Did you hear about the most recent FIFA scandal?
Turns out Lionel was a little Messi in his financial records.
I remember hearing about this actor that lost all of his money and was locked up after a huge scandal...
I'm pretty sure it was Nicolas Cage.
Obvious media bias
Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.
Hilary Clinton scandal
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There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians.
We will see if these accusation stories have any legs.
Hillary Clinton has been so embarrassed about her email scandal that if elected she will bring back the secure channels of communication she used growing up...
the pony express.
Trump's first scandal.
Trump has had his first scandal. According to CNN, Donald Trump has gone to a private dinner with his family without alerting the press core. They've called this 'A dangerous breach of protocol and lack of transparency'.
I guess they're worried that he may have given some classified information to his private server.
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I live in a pretty rough area.
The priest at our church had to leave because of a child a**... scandal. He was r**... by three kids.
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In the wake of the Coastal Carolina scandal, it breaks my heart that we, as a society have young people that are forced...
...to pay women from South Carolina for s**....
What's the scandal when Tesla promises their cars can travel farther than they really can?
Elongate
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This scandal is a bigger deal for Kevin Spacey than it is for Louis c**...
as Kevin finally came-out whereas Louis only just came.
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The latest Hollywood scandal centers on the late Patrick McGoohan.
Apparently, while filming 'The Prisoner,' he engaged in **six**ual harassment.
The recent scandal has interfered with Kevin Spacey's schedule...
He says he got a little behind in his work.
If the Charlie Rose scandal has taught us anything
it's that every rose really does have its thorn.
The only thing that blows over easier than that Kevin Spacey scandal...
is a house of cards.
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In these times of scandal, most Americans desperately want to see fewer s**... offenders in positions of power
But Republicans want Moore
Did you hear about the Quiznos scandal where the management was pushing their tasks off onto their employees?
The media is calling it deli-gate
Did you hear about the honey scandal?
It was a rowse.
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Apparently there's a big scandal about an NBA player getting o**... s**... from a midget...
but it was blown way out of proportion.
What do you call it, when Elon Musk has a huge scandal about making things longer
Elongate
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In Headlines Today: White House s**... Scandal
Evidence deemed fake n**....
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i can't believe the latest celebrity s**... scandal involving jim henson...
apparently he was f**... his co workers for years and everyone just watched!
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What was the worst part of Kevin Spacey 's s**... scandal?
Kevin Spacey
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How is the Copiapó mining accident and the Jared Fogle scandal the same?
In both cases some miners got s**...
What was the scandal called when the Tesla model S was really 6 inches longer than advertised?
Elon-gate
The Investigation into Elon Musk's False Advertising Scandal Enters the Fifth Week.
Elongate is really drawn out.
What is A-Rod's net worth after the steroid scandal?
Drug on the market
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Russia's dope scandal is now over.
Almost two years after putting him in the White House....
Hope this Tesla scandal ends soon
I'm worried that Elon-gate could really drag on.
You know what was the best thing about the 90's?
The Bill Clinton and Moncia Lewinsky scandal. Best reality show ever. Period.
Trying to find Elon might become a scandal soon.
Just reveal yourself so we don't have to Elongate this.
because of current florida scandal i made joke for you.
What states are corrupted?
United States
Just head about this Simpson's scandal, you know what I have to say about Apu?
Puh
I hope Elon Musk isn't involved in a major scandal anytime soon
... because #ElonGate will go on forever.
This used to be a Pepsi fan, but then there was the huge Gatorade scandal
I still can't believe they use crocodiles instead of real gators!
Why was it called the Lewinsky scandal ?
Because if they called it the Clinton scandal, people wouldn't know which on you were talking about.
Elon Musk caused a major scandal today by going on a bizarre rant about Coronavirus.
I hope Elon-gate is not too drawn out.
