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I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal
Elongate would be really drawn out.
I left some burgers sitting in my fridge since the horse-meat scandal.
AND THEY'RE OFF!!
Food contamination scandal hits the church.
Communion wafers found to contain 0% Christ.
Obama's reaction to NSA scandal
"This technology means spies will never have to use windows ever again."
the horse meat scandal
during the recent horse meat scandal in the UK they discovered that the Welsh lamb in Asda ( Walmart ) had 2% human dna.
What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?
Gatesgate.
Why did the b**... not get involved in the rival b**...'s business scandal?
He was minding his own dam business
Florida lawmaker Randall Thompson is forced to resign after it is revealed he spent taxpayer money on expensive footwear for his wife.
I guess Randall mishandled his panhandle sandal scandal.
Another TSA groping scandal?
Where will they transfer those Catholic priests next?
The Christians are really taking the Dugger family scandal hard
I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff...
Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal...
Just do it
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Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal:
Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee:
"FIFA has an Ethics Committee"
There's been a toothpaste scandal.
The press have called it Col-Gate.
What do you call a fake thong (flipflop)?
A scandal!
I remember hearing about this actor that lost all of his money and was locked up after a huge scandal...
I'm pretty sure it was Nicolas Cage.
Obvious media bias
Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.
Hilary Clinton scandal
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Does Hilary's scandal compare to Bill's?
I'd say it's close, but no cigar.
There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians.
We will see if these accusation stories have any legs.
You know what I think about the e-mail scandal?
I think it's Hillarious
Did you guys hear about the scandal with the South Korean president?
She did the right thing and accepted Seoul responsibility.
Trump's first scandal.
Trump has had his first scandal. According to CNN, Donald Trump has gone to a private dinner with his family without alerting the press core. They've called this 'A dangerous breach of protocol and lack of transparency'.
I guess they're worried that he may have given some classified information to his private server.
I live in a pretty rough area.
The priest at our church had to leave because of a child a**... scandal. He was r**... by three kids.
I cannot wait until..
There is a scandal involving an actual Gate!
In the wake of the Coastal Carolina scandal, it breaks my heart that we, as a society have young people that are forced...
...to pay women from South Carolina for s**....
Did you hear what toothpaste brands are trying to cover up?
Well, it's quite the scandal. Various tabloids such as the New York Post and Daily Mail are coining it as Colgate.
Did you hear about the big toothpaste scandal?
The media are calling it Colgate...
What's the scandal when Tesla promises their cars can travel farther than they really can?
Elongate
This scandal is a bigger deal for Kevin Spacey than it is for Louis c**...
as Kevin finally came-out whereas Louis only just came.
The recent scandal has interfered with Kevin Spacey's schedule...
He says he got a little behind in his work.
If the Charlie Rose scandal has taught us anything
it's that every rose really does have its thorn.
The only thing that blows over easier than that Kevin Spacey scandal...
is a house of cards.
What if Stephen Colbert got involved in a scandal?
It would be called Colgate.
I really hope we never have to see a big scandal involving elon musk..
I think getting over Elongate would be a very drawn out process.
Apparently there's a big scandal about an NBA player getting o**... s**... from a midget...
but it was blown way out of proportion.
I hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal
Elongate would be pretty drawn out.
I hope Elon Musk doesn't get caught up in any scandal.
Elongate could really stretch out.
Everyone was wondering whether the US Vice President was involved in a scandal...
... they were all in sus Pence.
I really hope Elon Musk never gets caught in a scandal
In Headlines Today: White House s**... Scandal
Evidence deemed fake n**....
i can't believe the latest celebrity s**... scandal involving jim henson...
apparently he was f**... his co workers for years and everyone just watched!
How is the Copiapó mining accident and the Jared Fogle scandal the same?
In both cases some miners got s**...
What was the scandal called when the Tesla model S was really 6 inches longer than advertised?
Elon-gate
The Investigation into Elon Musk's False Advertising Scandal Enters the Fifth Week.
Elongate is really drawn out.
What is A-Rod's net worth after the steroid scandal?
Drug on the market
Lance Armstrong's "doping" scandal was very disappointing for a lot of people...
... Except for the Semiconductor Companies.
Over the last month, Elon Musk seems to be embroiled in one scandal after another.
Elon-Gate seems to be a long drawn out affair.
Russia's dope scandal is now over.
Almost two years after putting him in the White House....
Hope this Tesla scandal ends soon
I'm worried that Elon-gate could really drag on.
Did you hear what they're calling this Tesla scandal?
Elongate, it's gonna be really drawn out.
How did Papa John's rebrand themselves following the racial scandal?
Uncle Tom's
Why was it called the Lewinsky scandal ?
Because if they called it the Clinton scandal, people wouldn't know which on you were talking about.
I keep trying to write a joke about the Kraft scandal...
...but they all end up too cheesy.
Did you hear about the self-portrait scandal?
Turns out, he was framed.
Did anyone hear about the scandal in North Korea?
Me neither
I heard there's a scandal in Canadian politics.
Is it true though?
What duck related scandal led to the creation of Windows OS?
BillGate
Elon Musk caused a major scandal today by going on a bizarre rant about Coronavirus.
I hope Elon-gate is not too drawn out.
Elon Musk Scandal
I really hope that Elon Musk never gets himself into a serious scandal.... I can't help but think ElonGate would just get really drawn out
I am dreading the time when Mr. Musk's scandal come out.
I just know Elon-gate will keep stretching on.
With the bribery and corruption scandal surrounding the World Cup, I want to remind everyone that money can't change someone's mind.
But I'm willing to try.
