Scampers Jokes
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Hilarious Scampers Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
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An old man is lying on his death bed...
... when he smells the delicious aroma of freshly baked apple pie. He calls over his grandson and whispers, "Boy, go ask your grandma for a slice of that pie."
The boy scampers off and returns a minute later, replying, "Grandma says no, it's for after the f**...."
Rose walks up to her father
"Father," she asks. Why did you name me rose?
"Well when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
Delighted, she scampers off into the next room. His second daughter comes running into the room.
"Daddy daddy! Why did you name me Lily?"
"Well when you were born a lily petal fell on your head."
Joyfully, Lily skips out into the next room. His third daughter bolts into the room.
"Hurrrrrnauuufffff."
"**SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!**"
A woman is in bed with a man she shouldn't be with
Her husband is away on a business trip. Suddenly she hears the sound of the front door opening, her husband is back earlier than she expected.
"Quick! Hide in the bathroom!", she says to the man in her bed, he scampers off quickly.
The husband walks into the bedroom and sees his wife n**.... Thinking on her feet she says "You must have had a long journey, come to bed and make love to me."
"That sounds great, I'll just have a quick shower, let me pop to the bathroom."
He opens the door and is confronted with a man, barefoot to the neck, looking into the distance, clapping with his arms outstretched.
The husband asks "Who are you?"
"From the council", the man replied, "your wife phoned us up and said you had a moth problem"
"But you're not wearing any clothes?!"
The man suddenly looked down at his n**... body and looking shocked he exclaimed: "The b**...!"
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