Scammed Jokes

34 scammed jokes and hilarious scammed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scammed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Scammed Short Jokes

Short scammed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scammed humour may include short ripoff jokes also.

  1. Difference between a cult and a religion In a cult, there's a guy at the top that knows it's a scam.
    In a religion, that guy is dead.
  2. Just got scammed out of $15. Bought tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes." Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money.
  3. I bought a book called "how to scam people on-line" This was three months ago and it still hasn't arrived ?
  4. What's the difference between a cult and a religion? In a cult, there's always at least one person at the top who's completely crazy, or who knows it's all a scam...
    In a religion, that guy's dead!
  5. I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled "Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes." It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!
  6. 23andme is a scam. I know for a fact my grandparents immigrated to America from argentina, but my results still came back German .
  7. I ordered a book called "How to scam people" Its been 6 months and I still haven't received it.
  8. Beware of a new E-bay scam I ordered my wife some expensive jewelry and they sent me motorcycle parts
  9. Its been months since i bought the book "How to scam people online". It still hasn't arrive yet...
  10. Don't know if this is a scam but I just received a text saying I'd won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an elvis tribute night. It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

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Scammed One Liners

Which scammed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scammed? I can suggest the ones about fooled and robbed.

  1. COVID is so bad in India... That i haven't got a scam call in ages
  2. I bought a book on eBay called "How to Scam on eBay". It still hasn't arrived.
  3. A wise Nigerian prince once said… "I think, therefore I scam."
  4. What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs? Condescending
  5. Jussie Smollett will go down in history For being the first American to scam Nigerians.
  6. What is it called when an Egyptian scams you? A pyramid scheme.
  7. Three months ago I ordered a book How to scam people online It still hasn't arrived
  8. Karl Marx College is a total scam there aren't even any classes!
  9. At first, I thought Chiropractors are a scam ... but now, I stand corrected.
  10. What was the biggest scam in Ancient Egypt? A Pyramid Scheme.
  11. I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo... I guess you could say I've been E-gipped.
  12. Bought a book online the other day, about scams. Still waiting for it to arrive.
  14. I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam. I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
  15. I should have known the free corpse offer was a scam.... The scheme was a dead giveaway!

Scammed joke, I should have known the free corpse offer was a scam....

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Scammed Jokes

What funny jokes about scammed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fraud jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scammed pranks.

I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless...
PS: I actually didn't, but it's my favourite bad joke, and it's my cake day, so I can do whatever I want!
Edit #1: If you didn't see my comment somehow, I feel scammed, because at the time of posting this, I yet had like 2 hours of my cake day left. I guess Reddit doesn't use European time...
Edit #2: I feel honoured to receive my first award ever!

The man who invented spreadable margarine got scammed out of every penny he made out of it.

I can't believe he's not bitter.

Just got scammed out of $25...

I bought a tiger woods DVD called "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's about golf.

I've just been scammed by a Nigerian Prince

His version of Purple Rain was abysmal.

Why did the angry kettle feel calm after he was scammed?

He just had to let off some steam

You want to know how to not get scammed?

$20 and I'll tell you.

There was a dwarf fortune-teller who was wanted by the police...

It appears he was guilty of fraud and scammed people out of thousands of dollars with false predictions. When the police put out the 'wanted' posters for him they just read as follows:
Small medium at large.

I got scammed by a market vendor in Cairo

Egypt me

Why do citizens of Prague rarely get scammed?

Because they always double Czech

Did you hear about the Band Aid that got scammed

he was ripped off really bad

I got scammed! Purchased Tiger Woods book 18 of my favorite holes ...

and it was about golf.

Jewish Joke

A guy comes to a priest:
- Father, I've sinned
- What is it, son?
- I scammed a Jew
- That's not a sin
- It's not?
- No, it's a miracle

What do you say to an Egyptian when they got scammed?

*"Hey bro, you got egypt!"*

Research shows that

Amish people have the lowest rates of being scammed online

What would you say to an Irishman if you scammed him?

You were lepreconned.

I really hate getting scammed on the internet. I ordered a shipment of uranium-237 the other day...

...and by the time it arrived a few days later, the box was half-empty!

Scammed joke, I really hate getting scammed on the internet. I ordered a shipment of uranium-237 the other day...