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92 scam jokes and hilarious scam puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scam that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud at these hilarious Nigerian scam, scam call, and scam likely jokes! From a PayPal scheme, to a drifter, find out why scam artists are an endless source of humour.

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Funniest Scam Short Jokes

Short scam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scam humour may include short fraud jokes also.

  1. Difference between a cult and a religion In a cult, there's a guy at the top that knows it's a scam.
    In a religion, that guy is dead.
  2. Just got scammed out of $15. Bought tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes." Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money.
  3. I bought a book called "how to scam people on-line" This was three months ago and it still hasn't arrived ?
  4. What's the difference between a cult and a religion? In a cult, there's always at least one person at the top who's completely crazy, or who knows it's all a scam...
    In a religion, that guy's dead!
  5. I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled "Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes." It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!
  6. 23andme is a scam. I know for a fact my grandparents immigrated to America from argentina, but my results still came back German .
  7. I ordered a book called "How to scam people" Its been 6 months and I still haven't received it.
  8. Beware of a new E-bay scam I ordered my wife some expensive jewelry and they sent me motorcycle parts
  9. Its been months since i bought the book "How to scam people online". It still hasn't arrive yet...
  10. Don't know if this is a scam but I just received a text saying I'd won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an elvis tribute night. It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

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Scam One Liners

Which scam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scam? I can suggest the ones about ripoff and bad advice.

  1. COVID is so bad in India... That i haven't got a scam call in ages
  2. I bought a book on eBay called "How to Scam on eBay". It still hasn't arrived.
  3. A wise Nigerian prince once said… "I think, therefore I scam."
  4. What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs? Condescending
  5. Jussie Smollett will go down in history For being the first American to scam Nigerians.
  6. What is it called when an Egyptian scams you? A pyramid scheme.
  7. Three months ago I ordered a book How to scam people online It still hasn't arrived
  8. Karl Marx College is a total scam there aren't even any classes!
  9. At first, I thought Chiropractors are a scam ... but now, I stand corrected.
  10. What was the biggest scam in Ancient Egypt? A Pyramid Scheme.
  11. I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo... I guess you could say I've been E-gipped.
  12. Bought a book online the other day, about scams. Still waiting for it to arrive.
  13. IF I SCAM SOMEONE WITH CAPS LOCK ON.. IS IT A CAPITAL CRIME?
  14. I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam. I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
  15. I should have known the free corpse offer was a scam.... The scheme was a dead giveaway!

Scam Call Jokes

Here is a list of funny scam call jokes and even better scam call puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • 5 months ago I ordered a book called "How to Scam People Online" It still hasn't been delivered yet.
  • Its been months since I ordered a book called "How to Scam People Online" It hasn't arrived yet
  • A midget who went to prison for scamming people with his so-called psychic readings escaped. Small medium at large.
  • I bought a book online called "How to scam people online" It's been weeks, I still haven't received it
  • Just got scammed out of $25... I bought a tiger woods DVD called "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's about golf.
  • Watch out for a scam phone call. The caller says, You have won $1.000.000 dollars
    or Tickets to an elvis presley tribute Concert.
    Just press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.
  • What do you call a person who falls for a tech support scam? An Indian giver.
  • What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes? A LexiCon
  • What do you call a room full of psychics? A scam!
  • What do you call a financial scam in Egypt? A pyramid scheme!

Nigerian Scam Jokes

Here is a list of funny nigerian scam jokes and even better nigerian scam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I've just been scammed by a Nigerian Prince His version of Purple Rain was abysmal.
  • I almost fell for the Nigerian Prince Scam Jokes on them I already know Nigeria doesn't exist
  • Historic moment right here Jussie smollett was the first american person to scam a nigerian
Scam joke, Historic moment right here

Scam joke, Historic moment right here

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about scam can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of scam puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Scam Jokes

What funny jokes about scam you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean faked jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make scam prank.

Two Jews walking down the street

Two Jews are taking an afternoon stroll. As they pass St. Joseph's Cathedral they notice a sign posted on the front door.
**CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM
GET $50!**
"$50!!," exclaims David. "What a great deal, we can just convert back after!"
"Hold your horses," says Aaron. "It could be a scam, tell you what, I will go and do it, we'll see if this deal is real."
Aaron goes into the cathedral and David waits outside.
Finally, after an hour passes, Aaron comes out of the cathedral.
"So? Was it a scam? Did you get the $50??," asks David.
Aaron replies, "Is it always about the money with you people?"

If I get an email headed "Dear Friend", I know it's a scam.

I don't have friends

Just received a text message...

Just received a text message telling me I've won a competition! The prizes are £500 cash or front row tickets to see an Elvis tribute act. I don't know if its a scam though?
It says to press 1 for the money and 2 for the show.

I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa. Well, I think it is a scam.

Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving.

There's a new scam involving counterfeit copper tone sunscreen.

Police are warning the public to read the ingredient list to avoid getting burned.

There's so many scams on the internet today, and so many of them are easy to fall for.

Send me $25 and I'll tell you all about it.

Black Friday is a scam

You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year

What is a scam artist's favorite card game?

Go phish.

Dont know if this is a scam but just got a text saying i won £250 or two tickets to elvis presley tribute act...

Says text 1 for the money or 2 for the show

Why isn't anyone falling for my new Vietnamese prince email scam?

Maybe I didn't offer enough d**...?

I bought a book on eBay "How to scam people"

But it never arrived(((((

Just got a text message but I think it's a scam.....

It says congratulations you have won £500 or four tickets to an Elvis tribute act.
press one for the money, or two for the show.

You want to know how to not get scammed?

$20 and I'll tell you.

String of Cheese Jokes

Hear about the French cheese factory that exploded the other day? DeBrie everywhere.
They think it might be an insurance scam by the owner though he's a bit mental, painted his wife the other day! He Double Gloucester.
He even tried to start up a new business making clothes out of cheese. Didn't go as well as expected, turns out fromage frays.
Decided to go into the business of making boats in his attic. Sails are through the roof!

I got scammed by a market vendor in Cairo

Egypt me

Please be careful!!!!! don't know if this is a scam, I've just received a phone call saying I've won tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute show then it said.

Just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.

I got scammed! Purchased Tiger Woods book 18 of my favorite holes ...

and it was about golf.

Name A Scam

My Parents : If you tell us the truth we wont get Angry

Why don't scammers carry wallets?

Because they don't keep cache.

There are so many scams on the internet now days.

Send me $19.95 today and I can tell you how to avoid them.

The space bar is a scam !

The space bar is a scam, I pressed it and order a whiskey but nothing came through.

2 people are sitting on a bench and 1 is eating apple seeds.

2: Why are you eating those?
1: They make you smarter.
2: Can i buy a couple?
1: Yeah $2 a piece!
So 2 buys 5 seeds and eat them all.
2: Wait! This is a scam! For those $10 i have bought some apples and i would have way more seeds!
1: Ah, i see they are beginning to work.

Dear seller, a month ago I ordered and paid for a book "How to scam people online"!

Tell me please, when will I receive it?

I get so many robocalls

My wife thinks I'm having an affair with Scam Likely

I got an email from a Nigerian Prince asking me for $100,000 to help him build a business and in return I am promised 10 fold. What does he think I am a fool?

I already invested in a Prince from Qatar for half the price last week. s**... can't scam me.

Just got a scam email sent to me..

It was titled "Squadron 42 Update"

My mechanic tried to scam me because he didn't think I knew about cars

I took my car to get an oil change and they were like would you like us to rotate your tires? I was like Ummm. I rotated them a bunch on the way over j**...!

23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website.

The results of my ancestry came back 85% German and 10% Bavarian/Eastern European, but I know *FOR A FACT* that my grandparents came to the USA from **Argentina!**

Amazon is no longer a reliable marketplace for books

I ordered the book "How to scam people online" for Christmas and it still hasn't arrived.

Holiday scams

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and hands over a few singles to pay for it. The bartender picks up the $1 bills and carefully scutinizes them, holding them up to the light. "What are you doing?" the guy asks. "There's a new scam going around this holiday season," the bartender replies. "People are passing around counterfeit $1 bills, so be careful. "So, what you're telling me is I should keep an eye out for hot singles in my area," the guy says.

Scam.

I am p**... off, I sent off $1,500 for a book on how to scam people.
I have been waiting four months and it still hasn't arrived.

Attention! Dos Equis is a scam! Do not order!

Every time I've asked for it they've only given me one.

Scam joke, Attention! Dos Equis is a scam! Do not order!

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