Scam Jokes
87 scam jokes and hilarious scam puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scam that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud at these hilarious Nigerian scam, scam call, and scam likely jokes! From a PayPal scheme, to a drifter, find out why scam artists are an endless source of humour.
Funniest Scam Short Jokes
Short scam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scam humour may include short fraud jokes also.
- Difference between a cult and a religion In a cult, there's a guy at the top that knows it's a scam.
In a religion, that guy is dead. - Just got scammed out of $15. Bought tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes." Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money.
- I bought a book called "how to scam people on-line" This was three months ago and it still hasn't arrived ?
- What's the difference between a cult and a religion? In a cult, there's always at least one person at the top who's completely crazy, or who knows it's all a scam...
In a religion, that guy's dead! - Beware of a new E-bay scam I ordered my wife some expensive jewelry and they sent me motorcycle parts
- Don't know if this is a scam but I just received a text saying I'd won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an elvis tribute night. It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.
- Dear seller, a month ago I ordered and paid for a book "How to scam people online"! Tell me please, when will I receive it?
- The man who invented spreadable margarine got scammed out of every penny he made out of it. I can't believe he's not bitter.
- Attention! Dos Equis is a scam! Do not order! Every time I've asked for it they've only given me one.
- There's so many scams on the internet today, and so many of them are easy to fall for. Send me $25 and I'll tell you all about it.
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Scam One Liners
Which scam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scam? I can suggest the ones about ripoff and bad advice.
- COVID is so bad in India... That i haven't got a scam call in ages
- A wise Nigerian prince once said… "I think, therefore I scam."
- What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs? Condescending
- What is it called when an Egyptian scams you? A pyramid scheme.
- Karl Marx College is a total scam there aren't even any classes!
- What was the biggest scam in Ancient Egypt? A Pyramid Scheme.
- I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo... I guess you could say I've been E-gipped.
- Bought a book online the other day, about scams. Still waiting for it to arrive.
- IF I SCAM SOMEONE WITH CAPS LOCK ON.. IS IT A CAPITAL CRIME?
- I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam. I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
- I should have known the free corpse offer was a scam.... The scheme was a dead giveaway!
- Name A Scam My Parents : If you tell us the truth we wont get Angry
- If I get an email headed "Dear Friend", I know it's a scam. I don't have friends
- I've just been scammed by a Nigerian Prince His version of Purple Rain was abysmal.
- What do you get when you merge two scams? confusion.
Scam Call Jokes
Here is a list of funny scam call jokes and even better scam call puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Watch out for a scam phone call. The caller says, You have won $1.000.000 dollars
or Tickets to an elvis presley tribute Concert.
Just press 1 for the money or 2 for the show. - What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes? A LexiCon
- What do you call a room full of psychics? A scam!
- Be careful out there, there is a scam going on where you receive a phone call saying that you have won Elvis tribute tickets or money, it then says. Press one for the money or two for the show.
- What do you call a scam artist who specializes in farming equipment? A contractor.
- What do you call a German who is the target of a scam? A Deutsche mark.
- United Airlines invented a new scam... It's called beat and switch.
Nigerian Scam Jokes
Here is a list of funny nigerian scam jokes and even better nigerian scam puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I almost fell for the Nigerian Prince Scam Jokes on them I already know Nigeria doesn't exist
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What funny jokes about scam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean junk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scam pranks.
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What do you call a Syrian who tries to scam you out of a p**... of gold?
Aleppo Con.
Who wants to mess with a scam artist???
What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?
You'll lost 30£ for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
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Two Jews walking down the street
Two Jews are taking an afternoon stroll. As they pass St. Joseph's Cathedral they notice a sign posted on the front door.
**CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM
GET $50!**
"$50!!," exclaims David. "What a great deal, we can just convert back after!"
"Hold your horses," says Aaron. "It could be a scam, tell you what, I will go and do it, we'll see if this deal is real."
Aaron goes into the cathedral and David waits outside.
Finally, after an hour passes, Aaron comes out of the cathedral.
"So? Was it a scam? Did you get the $50??," asks David.
Aaron replies, "Is it always about the money with you people?"
Did you hear about that tragic Spanish insurance scam?
There were tons of Sevilian casualties
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I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa. Well, I think it is a scam.
Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving.
There's a new scam involving counterfeit copper tone sunscreen.
Police are warning the public to read the ingredient list to avoid getting burned.
A nuclear scientist sent me a dodgy email
I've heard about this fission scam
How did King Tut feel after falling for an internet scam?
Egypt
The disadvantage of scamming people at a prisoners' convention is that everyone's trying to scam you too.
It's a con con con con.
Black Friday is a scam
You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year
There are so many scams on the internet lately...
If you wire 400$ into my account, I can teach you how to avoid them.
What is a scam artist's favorite card game?
Go phish.
Did you hear that the new Nintendo Switch controllers were a scam?
Turns out that they were a joy con.
Did you hear about the Irish jewel scam?
They got caught selling sham rocks
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Why isn't anyone falling for my new Vietnamese prince email scam?
Maybe I didn't offer enough d**...?
what do Brexit and facebook have in common?
Both seem to have been caught up in a fishing scam
You want to know how to not get scammed?
$20 and I'll tell you.
String of Cheese Jokes
Hear about the French cheese factory that exploded the other day? DeBrie everywhere.
They think it might be an insurance scam by the owner though he's a bit mental, painted his wife the other day! He Double Gloucester.
He even tried to start up a new business making clothes out of cheese. Didn't go as well as expected, turns out fromage frays.
Decided to go into the business of making boats in his attic. Sails are through the roof!
I got scammed by a market vendor in Cairo
Egypt me
I fell for a phone solicitor's scam to "become a Jedi" by traveling thousands of miles to train.
...because after my training in Saudi Arabia, I became a jihadi.
Do you want to know the best way to scam someone?
Give me $5 and I'll show you.
Name a scam
A zoo charges us to see animals that they stole.
I got scammed and overpaid for a terrible circumcision
It was a total rip off
I got scammed! Purchased Tiger Woods book 18 of my favorite holes ...
and it was about golf.
The oil change shop tried to scam a customer by telling him that his car needed "blinker fluid"
The customer said, "Nice try, you can't trick me. My BMW doesn't have blinkers!"
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What do you call a person who falls for a tech support scam?
An Indian giver.
Why don't scammers carry wallets?
Because they don't keep cache.
The space bar is a scam !
The space bar is a scam, I pressed it and order a whiskey but nothing came through.
I get so many robocalls
My wife thinks I'm having an affair with Scam Likely
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I got an email from a Nigerian Prince asking me for $100,000 to help him build a business and in return I am promised 10 fold. What does he think I am a fool?
I already invested in a Prince from Qatar for half the price last week. s**... can't scam me.
Just got a scam email sent to me..
It was titled "Squadron 42 Update"
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My mechanic tried to scam me because he didn't think I knew about cars
I took my car to get an oil change and they were like would you like us to rotate your tires? I was like Ummm. I rotated them a bunch on the way over j**...!
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23andme is a scam.
I know for a fact my grandparents immigrated to America from argentina, but my results still came back German .
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23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website.
The results of my ancestry came back 85% German and 10% Bavarian/Eastern European, but I know *FOR A FACT* that my grandparents came to the USA from **Argentina!**
Amazon is no longer a reliable marketplace for books
I ordered the book "How to scam people online" for Christmas and it still hasn't arrived.
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Holiday scams
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and hands over a few singles to pay for it. The bartender picks up the $1 bills and carefully scutinizes them, holding them up to the light. "What are you doing?" the guy asks. "There's a new scam going around this holiday season," the bartender replies. "People are passing around counterfeit $1 bills, so be careful. "So, what you're telling me is I should keep an eye out for hot singles in my area," the guy says.
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Scam.
I am p**... off, I sent off $1,500 for a book on how to scam people.
I have been waiting four months and it still hasn't arrived.
