Scalpel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Scalpel jokes. There are some scalpel appendectomy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these scalpel cardiac puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Rib-Tickling Scalpel Jokes that Bring Friends Together

Right before surgery the surgeon says: "Relax, Jim. It's just a small scalpel incision. No reason to panic."

The patient replies: "But, Doctor, my name is not Jim." The surgeon says: "I know. I'm Jim."

Surgeon: "Stay calm John, it's just a little cut with a scalpel, no need to be nervous."

Patient: "Thanks Doc, but I'm not John"

Surgeon: "I know, I am"

"Relax Peter, it's just a small cut with a scalpel, no need to be nervous"

*... said the doctor.*

"Doctor, my name isn't Peter..."

"I know, I'm Peter."

A single word can make a heart open.

That word is "scalpel."

A doctor performs surgery using local anesthesia

- Relax, Ernest, it's just a few cuts with a scalpel. Don't panic, the doctor says.

- But, doctor, my name is not Ernest.

- I know... just talking to myself.

I had to be rushed in for an emergency open heart surgery today,

My doctor grinned as he handed me a scalpel, "Fixing your heart yourself would give you a sense of pride and accomplishm-..."

Do you know the key to anyone's heart?

A Scalpel.

Did you hear about the Navajo surgeon?

He was a scalpel hunter.

Doctor who?

Doctor: relax Peter, its just a small cut with a scalpel, don't be nervous.
Patient: I'm not Peter.
Doctor: i know, I'm Peter.

Stay calm John, it's just a...

...small cut with a scalpel, said the surgeon.
Patient: but I am not John.
Doctor: I know, I am John.

In the middle ages, it didn't take long to learn human anatomy.

You could learn it all with one knight and a scalpel.

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