Scale Modelling Jokes

Funniest Scale Modelling Short Jokes

Short scale modelling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scale modelling humour may include short scale modeling jokes also.

1. I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model of a horse for my birthday next month. I've just found a big piece of it hidden in her bedside drawer.
2. I told my mate I'd built a model of the Himalayas. He said "To scale?"
   I said "No, just to look at"
3. I just recently finished building a model of Mt. Everest and a friend asked, "Is it to scale?" "No," I said.
   "It's to look at."
4. I tried making a scale model of Liverpool but I got arrested. Apparently, it's not "legal"

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Scale Modelling One Liners

Which scale modelling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scale modelling? I can suggest the ones about scale model and scale.

1. my friend has a model fish collection they are all to scale
2. My sister wanted to be a model but she was too small. So she became a scale model.
3. Why are dragon plushies soft and cuddly? They aren't scale models.
4. What do you call midget on a catwalk? Scale model
5. If you are too short to be a model You can be a scale model

Scale Modelling Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about scale modelling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean role model jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scale modelling pranks.