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Scale Model Jokes

16 scale model jokes and hilarious scale model puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scale model that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Scale Model Short Jokes

Short scale model jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scale model humour may include short scale jokes also.

  1. I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model of a horse for my birthday next month. I've just found a big piece of it hidden in her bedside drawer.
  2. I told my mate I'd built a model of the Himalayas. He said "To scale?"
    I said "No, just to look at"
  3. I just recently finished building a model of Mt. Everest and a friend asked, "Is it to scale?" "No," I said.
    "It's to look at."
  4. I tried making a scale model of Liverpool but I got arrested. Apparently, it's not "legal"

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Scale Model One Liners

Which scale model one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scale model? I can suggest the ones about role model and model.

  1. my friend has a model fish collection they are all to scale
  2. My sister wanted to be a model but she was too small. So she became a scale model.
  3. Why are dragon plushies soft and cuddly? They aren't scale models.
  4. What do you call midget on a catwalk? Scale model
  5. If you are too short to be a model You can be a scale model

Scale Model Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about scale model you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean weight scale jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scale model pranks.

Beautiful Russian Girl

My friend Dave just met this tall beautiful Russian girl and now they are getting married. We all knew her from college except for Dave. She looks like one of those models from a beauty pageant.
To give you an idea of her beauty, On a scale from 1 to 10 , she got a 12 inches surpise for him.

I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model...

I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model of a horse for my birthday next month.
I've just found a big piece of it hidden in her bedside drawer.