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Since there have been a few math jokes lately...

Q1. What do you get if you cross a mountain lion with a mountain goat?

A1. ||mountain lion|| ||mountain goat|| sin θ


Q2. What do you get when you cross a mountain lion with a mountain climber?

A2. You can't - the mountain climber is a scalar.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector, but a rock climber is a scalar.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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I heard we are doing math and science jokes! What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a tsetse fly?

Nothing! You can't cross a scalar and a vector!

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There are two kittens sitting on a steep roof. Which one falls off first?

the one with the smallest *mu*

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**Preemptive explanation:**

Coefficient of friction. The coefficient of friction (COF), often symbolized by the Greek letter µ (pronounced *mew*), is a dimensionless scalar value which describes the ratio of the force of friction between two bodies and the force pressing them together.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar.

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Physics Joke

A mountain climber goes out drinking with his friends.
He starts complaining "My wife called me annoying last night! She compared me to a mosquito." His buddy responded. "You know what they say. You can't cross a vector with a scalar."

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What happens when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a rock climber?

You can't - a rock climber is a scalar!

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You can't cross a mosquito with a mountainclimber

because you can't cross a vector with a scalar

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What's the difference between a scalar and a vector?

One climbs mountains and the other's probably a mosquito.

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Mathematician, Physicist and a Lawyer are asked what 1+1 is eaqual to.

Mathematician: Well it depends in which numeral system it is.

Physicist: Depends if it is scalar or a vector.

Lawyer: Well and what do you want it to be?

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Why was the scalar depressed?

Because he had no direction.

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What's the definition of a scalar bitch?

A girl who has no direction in life.

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Why did the rock climber fall?

Why did the rock climber fall when shot by a bullet going 50 m/s at an angle of 10 degrees up relative to the ground?


Because you can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, because you cannot cross a vector and a scalar

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