Scalar Jokes
13 scalar jokes and hilarious scalar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scalar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Scalar Short Jokes
Short scalar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scalar humour may include short linear jokes also.
- What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber? You can't. A mosquito is a vector, but a rock climber is a scalar.
- I heard we are doing math and science jokes! What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a tsetse fly? Nothing! You can't cross a scalar and a vector!
- Why are most mountain climbers hippies? Because scalars have no direction
(OC, as far as I know) - What do you get if you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? You can't cross a scalar with a vector!
- What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar.
- What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber? Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
- What do you get when you cross a chicken and a rock climber? You can't - a rock climber is a scalar!
- You can't cross a mosquito with a mountainclimber because you can't cross a vector with a scalar
- What's the difference between a scalar and a vector? One climbs mountains and the other's probably a mosquito.
- What's the difference between a mosquito and a mountain climber? Nothing, because you cannot cross a vector and a scalar
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Scalar One Liners
Which scalar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scalar? I can suggest the ones about vector and magnitude.
- Why was the scalar depressed? Because he had no direction.
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Scalar Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about scalar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scale jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scalar pranks.
Since there have been a few math jokes lately...
Q1. What do you get if you cross a mountain lion with a mountain goat?
A1. ||mountain lion|| ||mountain goat|| sin θ
Q2. What do you get when you cross a mountain lion with a mountain climber?
A2. You can't - the mountain climber is a scalar.
Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of pi.
Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck Norris can cross a vector with a scalar
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw a circle with exactly 100 degrees.
Chuck Norris is so badass he can find value of a variable in an expansion without factoring the coefficient within the expansion.
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw an isosceles triangle with four perfectly identical vertices
Chuck Norris is so tough he can simplify an improper fraction without first dividing the denominator and using it to multiple the numerator.
There are two kittens sitting on a steep roof. Which one falls off first?
the one with the smallest *mu*
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**Preemptive explanation:**
Coefficient of friction. The coefficient of friction (COF), often symbolized by the Greek letter µ (pronounced *mew*), is a dimensionless scalar value which describes the ratio of the force of friction between two bodies and the force pressing them together.
Physics Joke
A mountain climber goes out drinking with his friends.
He starts complaining "My wife called me annoying last night! She compared me to a mosquito." His buddy responded. "You know what they say. You can't cross a vector with a scalar."