Saying Bye Jokes
69 saying bye jokes and hilarious saying bye puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about saying bye that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Saying Bye Short Jokes
Short saying bye jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The saying bye humour may include short good bye jokes also.
- If someone says see you later alligator you must respond with in a while crocodile It's in the bye laws
- Today, I woke up and saw my girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying this is not working bye Don't know what she's on about, I opened it and it worked fine.
- Day and Noon run into each other and Day says, Bye Noon! Noon replies with: It's high Noon.
I made this im proud of myself- - I've always been interested by the way different cultures say farewell I guess you could say I'm bye curious
- The Point of A Conference Call A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say bye 300 times.
- Periodic table lesson What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?
"He-He!"
(It's ok I know where the door is, bye) - I don't always say bye... but when I do, it's to Felicia
- Is it true what they say about Directioners who are into the Irish guy? That's they're nihilists?
Note: I'll show myself to the door. Bye :) - Me and my wife used to say this joke to each other everyday, well before our divorce... Bye honey! Love You! Get home safety tonight okay!
- What do you call someone who can say goodbye in 2 languages? Bye-lingual.
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Saying Bye One Liners
Which saying bye one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with saying bye? I can suggest the ones about goodbye and goodbye work.
- A wife is like a hand grenade... Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.
- How do you say good bye to two hundred thousand Indonesians? A big wave.
- How Does Uranium Atom Say Good Bye....? GOTTA SPLIT
- How does a nut say good bye to another nut? I'll cashew later bro.
- Money talks But all mine ever says is good-bye.
- What did the buffalo say to his son going to college. Bye son
- What does the dying programmer say? "Bye bye, world."
- What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura? Bye Felucia
- How does a pornstar say good bye to a client? Nice business doing pleasure with you.
- What did the Romans say to the Carthaginians after the Punic War? Bye Phoenicia!
- What did South Korea say to their President? Good-bye, Geun-hye.
- What do french werewolves say when they say good bye? *Aroooo! revoir*
- What did onlookers say to the Wright Brothers as they took off? BYE PLANE
- What did the butcher say to the cow. Bye.
- How do robots say goodbye? They use bye-nary.
Saying Bye Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about saying bye you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean going away jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make saying bye pranks.
One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."
Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it.
The next day, the Grandfather died.
A month later the father heard his sony saying prayers again: "God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. Goodbye Grammy."
The next day the grandmother died.
Well, the father was getting more than a little woried about the whole situation.
One week later, the father once again overheard his sons prayers.
"God Bless Mommy. Good bye Daddy."
This nearly gave the father a heart attack.
He didn’t say anything but he got up early to go to work, so that he would miss the traffic.
He stayed all through lunch and dinner.
Finally after midnight he went home.
He was still alive!
When he got home he appologised to his wife.
"I am sorry Honey. I had a very bad day at work today."
"You think you’ve had a bad day? YOU THINK YOU’VE HAD A BAD DAY!?" the wife yelled,
"The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!"
Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet.
Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you."
Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!"
Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
The Golf Club Mobile Phone
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a mobile phone on a bench starts to ring. A man picks it up, engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
"Hello," He says,
"Honey, it's me," says a woman, "are you at the club?"
"Yes," replies the man,
"Well I'm at the shopping centre," she says, "and I've found a beautiful leather coat. It's £450. Can I buy it?"
"OK," he replies, "go ahead and buy it if you like it that much."
"Thanks," she replies. "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and had a close look at the 2003 models. I saw one that I really liked."
"How much was it?" asks the man.
"£37,000," she replies.
"For that price," he says, "I want it with all the options."
"Great," she says, "just one more thing. That house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking £750,000 for it now."
The man says, "Well then, go ahead and buy it, but don't offer more than £720,000."
"OK," she says, "I'll see you later. I love you."
"Bye, I love you too." he says and then hangs up.
The other men in the locker room who heard all of this conversation are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he shouts out aloud, "Does anyone know who this mobile phone belongs to?"
What did Loki say after using the Bifrost to destroy the Frost Giant world?
Bye Frost
A man is sitting at a courthouse...
A man is sitting at a courthouse waiting for his trial after calling the Queen a swine. They finally call him, the queen is sitting at her throne, and three officials are in front of him and the man asks:
-"So I can't call the Queen a swine anymore?"
One of the officials says:
-"No you can't, and you will have to pay a fine."
The man replies:
-"Ok. But let me ask you something: If I want to call a swine "queen", is that ok ?"
-"Yes... I suppose." Says the confused official
The man looks up to the queen's throne
-"Ok then. Good bye, Queen!"
Every girl I've met is bisexual
... I ask for s**... and they say bye.
John sees a "boat for sale" sign and decides to go take a look...
Behind the sign the there is only an old tractor and a beat up truck, so he goes to the door and an old newfie answers.
John says "I'm interested in the boat you have for sale"
The newfie looks confused and says "no bye, I ain't got no boat for sale."
"But" John says, "you have a sign out by that old truck and tractor..."
"Aye," replies the newfie, "and dere boat for sale!"
the old man
Some older guy was following me around at a small grocery store, always about 10 feet back. He kept looking at me and sighing. I thought he was some old gay pervert, but I was wrong. He got to the store's single checkout line just before I did. There he turned to me and told me something quite heart wrenching. He said he was sorry for staring, but I looked exactly like his son who had died fighting in Iraq ten years before. He asked if it would be too weird if he could give me a hug and say goodbye as some sort of closure. I though it harmless so agreed. He gave me a hug and said, good bye, son. And then he left the store with his groceries. As I had my few items scanned and went to pay, I was outraged at the total. It was much more than my few items warranted. I asked the cashier to explain the situation, and she said that my father said I was covering his groceries too.
What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?
Bye, son.
What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?
Baaaah bye!
what did the tricep say to the muscular receptionist
bye, 'cep!
How do you say "Bye" to 100,000 Indonesians?
A big wave!
I'm going to rename my car Felicia
That way when I pass people they can say "Bye Felicia"
What do you say when you leave the UAE?
Dubai-bye!
What do you say when someone asks you your preferred pronouns?
"See you never, bye, and goodbye!"
I was getting off an airplane, when I passed a little boy who was waving and saying "Bye, plane!"...
"No, this isn't a biplane." I said, as the kid's dad immediately gave me a condescending look.
I went on, "You can't tell its s**... preference based just on how it looks."
Money talks
it says good-bye
What do you say to a person that likes both boys and girls as they're leaving?
Bye s**...
What did they say to the party loving Japanese politician as he left for the night ?
Bye party-san
My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying, This isn't working. I am leaving, good bye.
I opened up the fridge and it seems to be working just fine...and she says I'm the s**... one?
What did Heimdall say when he left Jotunheim?
Bye Frost!
What did the school shooter say to his teacher right before he pulled the trigger?
Bye Mom.
Money talks...
But all mine ever says is, Bye Felicia!!!
What did the buffalo say when he left to go get milk and cigarettes?
Bye son
Bill & Hillary are on a trip back to Arkansas..
They're almost out of gas, so Bill pulls into a service station on the outskirts of town. The attendant runs out of the station to serve them when Hillary realizes it's an old boyfriend from high school.
She and the attendant chat as he gases up their car and cleans the windows. Then they all say good-bye.
As Bill pulls the car onto the road, he turns to Hillary and says: "Now aren't you glad you married me and not him? You could've been the wife of a grease monkey!"
To which Hillary replied: "No Bill. If I would have married him you'd be pumping gas, and he would be the President."
Little Jimmy comes home from school with a black eye
Mom says, Jimmy! What happened?!
Jimmy says, I was attacked in geometry class.
Bye whom? Asked mom, already calling the school.
It was a vicious circle.
A foreign family is about to travel to america
The parents told the kids to say bye to the friends they will miss. The older son then threw himself down a flight of stairs, in the hospital, when he was asked why he did it, he said
"Just saying goodbye to free healthcare"
I had an awkward dinner with my son before his date...
I asked him what her name was while we had Buffalo burgers, and he revealed *his* name. I made sure to cut the dinner short after that. My wife thought it was because I was ashamed of him, but that wasn't true at all.
I was just excited to say "Bye son" to my Bi-son after he finished eating his Bison.
How do you say bye to a vampire?
So long s**...