Say Backwards Jokes
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Funniest Say Backwards Short Jokes
Short say backwards jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The say backwards humour may include short backwards jokes also.
- Some say that if you play Nickelback backwards you'll hear Satan. Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear nickelback.
- Instead of Drew, I'm going to name my kid Driew. Now I know what you're thinking, but it's only Weird if you say it backwards.
- is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . . . . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
- instead of calling my son drew, I called him driew. It's only weird if you say it backwards.
- "Sorry," says the bartender, "I've run out of jokes. Besides, haven't you got this backwards?" A punchline walks into a bar.
- Hear me out!! Is it wierd how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how wierd it is?
- Burgundy sauce joke Check out what happens if you say Burgundy Sauce on snapchat and then play it backwards by Michael Heid.
- They say if you play the new Luke Bryan song backwards, you will hear a Satanic message. But that's not the worst part ...if you play it forwards, you'll hear the new Luke Bryan song.
- I received an email about an online course on Map Reading & Navigation. They say it's so good you'll be able to read maps backwards.
But I soon realized it was just spam. - I got a mail saying that I won 1 million dollars because I could read Maps backwards I thought to myself, "Thats just Spam"
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Say Backwards One Liners
Which say backwards one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with say backwards? I can suggest the ones about spelled backwards and backward forward.
- If you say AT&T backwards You sound like a canadian Bomb Technician.
- If someone wants to say the word "motel" backwards Just letom.
- Teacher: Simon, can you say your name backwards? Simon replies: No Mis
- My friend Tony told me to never say his name backwards I replied "Y not?"
- Tony asked me very nicely to not say his name backwards... I asked, Y not?
- I'm planning to name my son Driew... It's only weird if you say it backwards
- My doctor says my DNA is backwards I responded AND?
- My friend Tony begged me not to say his name backwards I said "Y not?"
- I was going to say the word door backwards but thought it might be rude.
- Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9
- Why do Canadians say the alphabet backwards? They always have to end with A.
- Who say's Oh oh oh? Santa Claus walking backwards.
- Before you say Tesla backwards Make sure everything is alset.
- I would say the alphabet backwards but cba.
- Why did Adele talk into a backwards phone? So she could say hello from the other side
Say Backwards Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about say backwards you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean backwards day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make say backwards pranks.
Yo momma is so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.
( boy 1 ) : you need to say what ever i say in backwards.
( boy 2 ) : okay.
( boy 1 ) : A B C
( boy 2 ) : C B A
( boy 1 ) : 1 2 3
( boy 2 ) : 3 2 1
( boy 1 ) : okay lets make this harder : CRACK MY FINGER
( Boy 2 ) : Finger my crack .
This guy's at a bar, and it's really late.
He's been drinking hard all night, and is so tanked he falls backwards right off the bar stool onto the floor.
He slowly climbs back up, takes another swig and slides right back onto the floor.
Finally, this other guy is sympathetic and offers to drive the guy home.
On the way out to the car, the drunk falls over a few times, and crawls the rest of the way to the car.
When they get to his house, he can't even walk, and falls five times on the way to his own front door.
The good samaritan helps him the rest of the way, and rings the doorbell.
The drunk's wife opens the door.
He says, "Sorry to wake you m'am. Your husband's had a few too many, so I drove him home for you."
The wife gratefully responds, "Thank you, sir, that's very kind of you."
"Where's his wheelchair?"
I got an advertising email saying 'Google knows maps backwards.'
I thought, that's just spam.
2 cats were talking and...
one says to the other, "Do you think its weird that humans have no tails?" In reply, the other cat said,"Actually, that's only true for half of them. The other half have a tail, but it's put on backwards."
the newlyweds go to the hotel swimming pool...
The guy goes to the diving board and performs a 2 1/2 sommersaults with 2 twists backwards.
-"Whoa, that was impressive," says the wife when the man comes back.
-"I was a double medallist in London olympics, dear".
So the woman dives in and does 90 lenghts of the pool in 2 1/2 minutes.
-"Baby, that WAS impressive", says the husband.
-"I was a p**... in Venice, dear"
Boy: "Say the alphabet backwards!"
Friend: cba
A lady waits for the bus
An old Soviet lady has been waiting for two hours to get in a bus. Bus after bus came full and she couldn't squeeze herself in.
When she finally managed to crawl in, she wiped her forehead, and said, "Finally, thank God!" The driver overheard her and said, "Mother, you must not say that, You must say 'thank comrade Stalin'."
"Excuse me, comrade," the woman said. "I'm just a backward old woman. I'll say from now on as you told me."
After a while, she said, "Excuse me, comrade, I am old and s**.... What shall I say if, God forbid, Stalin dies?" "Well, then you may say, 'Thank God!'"
You have to admit, Apple is being treated unfairly after the recent news about the iPhone 6+...
They merely wanted to provide a phone with the flexibility their customers demanded. It's clear that Apple bends over backwards for their fans, and they wanted to build a flagship phone which does so, too.
You could say that the iPhone 6+ is ... ahead of the curve.
Cops are d**...
I got pulled over for what he thought was drunk driving. He asked me to say the alphabet backwards, and I just smiled and say "you first". Then he said "No it's Z" and arrested me.
Not-so lil Johnny anymore
Tired of Johnny's bed wetting, his mommy comes up with a way she could teach him to do it right by himself and so, she calls on Johnny, tells him the following set of steps to follow the next time he would pee. She told Johnny to shout the number out loud so that she could hear him from behind the door.
And the steps go like this
1 - Open the flier
2 - Hold it out and aim for the centre
3 - Pull the skin backwards and give it a gentle shake and pull it back forwards
4 - Put it back in the sack and close the flier
And within just a few weeks, she was happy that it was working quite well as she could hear johnny read the numbers out loud 1,2,3 and 4 until one fine day, when all she could hear Johnny say was
1,2,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3.......
Mozart
So the year is 1791, and Mozart has just died. It's a big deal in Vienna, everyone is sad blah blah blah blah. A few days after he is buried, someone is walking through the graveyard and hears a strange noise. Intrigued by the noise he follows it until it gets louder, louder, and finally he finds himself standing above Mozart's grave. Naturally this is a matter of curiosity in Vienna, and soon people from all over come to hear this strange sound coming from Mozart's grave. No one can identify the noise coming from the grave, so finally they bring in an expert on Mozart's music to see if he can identify it. After listening for a few minutes, the expert says "Well this is Mozart's 6th symphony, but it's playing backwards." He listens a bit longer and he hears Mozart's 5th symphony, 4th symphony, 3rd, 2nd, 1st but all being played backwards. The people of Vienna ask the expert how this strange music can be coming from the grave. "It's no big deal" he answers. "Mozart is just *decomposing*."
they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship...
But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback
What did the pirate say when he fell backwards?
Arr, me b**...!
The Music Major
A student has a music major final due, he must compose a symphony.
Out of time, he decides to go to the library to find sheet music and simply write it backwards and submit it as his own. He looks through the stacks and finds one from his very professor when he was a student. He copies it down very fast and doesnt even have a look before substituting it.
Days later, he gets an F. He asks his professor if the music was no good. The professor says it's the best he's ever heard, but wasn't sure why he thought he could get away with submitting Beethoven's 9th symphony.
Jared Fogle says, "Spell 'Tuna Sub' backwards and that's what I'll do in your kid's face"
If an officer...
Ever wants you to say the alphabet backwards, just say "het tebahpla"
Sobriety test
Cop: You been drinking?
Me: No.
Cop: Say the alphabet backwards.
Me: Alphabet the.
Cop: Hilarious. Say each letter.
Me: Each letter.
A man walks out of a bar...
He's completely trashed.
Swaying from one side of the street to the other, he stumbles towards his home, when he sees a nun walking in front of him.
With considerable effort he catches up to her and taps her on the shoulder, twice.
As soon as she turns around, he punches her right in the face.
Losing two teeth, she stumbles backwards and raises her arms. He punches her again, a lot harder this time.
She hits the ground and starts to beg for mercy: "Please, just leave me be. By god, why are you doing this?"
He grins from one ear to the other, and says:
"Not so tough now, are you, Batman?"
Howard and Dale walk into a bar
They sit down at the bar and see people scuba diving on the tv.
"So here's a question" says Howard "How come scuba divers sit on the side of the boat with their oxygen tanks facing outward, and fall backwards off the boat?"
Dale thought for a minute and then said "Thats easy, if they fell forward they'd still be in the frigging boat!"
p**... And Murphy Are In The Pub
p**... and Murphy are havin' a pint in the pub, when some scuba divers come on the TV. p**... says, "Murphy, why is it them deep sea divers always sit on the side of the boat with them air tanks on their backs, and fall backwards out of the boat?" Murphy thinks for a minute then says, "That's easy. It's 'cos if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the friggin boat!"
If Ekans is Snake backwards and Abroc is Cobra backwards...
What does that say for Muk?
What did the tech say to the customer that tried to install their RAM backwards?
You are SODIMM!
A man walks into a graveyard..
A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it's over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. What's going on? he asks a cemetery worker.
It's Beethoven, says the worker. He's decomposing.
As my two-and-a-half-year old granddaughter and I are about to go out the door, I look down.
As I looked down, our 'big girl' had her shoes on backwards. So I said, "Good job putting your shoes on by yourself, Love, but you have them on the wrong feet."
She looks down.
She looks back up at me and says with big innocent eyes, "But Grammy, I don't have any other feet?!" ♡♡
A man gets pulled over for drunk driving...
To test if he's really drunk, the police officer tells the man to recite the alphabet backwards.
The man does it perfectly.
Impressed, the police officer says, "Wow! I couldn't do that if I were sober!"
The man replies with "Me neither!"
A man is watching the news.
All of a sudden, he sees an alert saying that there is a car driving the completely wrong way on I-84. Shocked by this, he goes to call his mom, who was planning to come go his house later that night, via I-84.
"Mom, be very careful out there, there is a car driving backwards on I-84."
She responds, "I know! There's hundreds of them!"
Clever mother
A woman goes to her son's house for dinner with his "roommate"
Throughout dinner he bends over backwards to point out how they're roommates, sleeping in separate bedrooms etc
They have a delicious dinner with the best silverware and then she heads home
He's cleaning up and sees that a serving spoon is missing
A few days later she gets a call from her son
"I'm not saying you did take the silver spoon, but the fact remains, it's been missing since you were here"
His clever mother replied
"I'm not saying you and your "roommate" are dating, but the fact remains, if he was sleeping in the second bedroom, he'd have found the spoon by now."
Can you say on backwards?
NO!
They say only a true genius can tell a story backwards.
Once upon a time...
Wanna Race?
A Man Pulls Into a Gas Station in his Porsche, and a kid on a tricycle starts riding around him.
"Wanna race?" asks the kid.
"No thanks," laughs the guy and drives off.
When he gets on the highway, the kid suddenly zooms past him. "Wow!" the guy says and floors it. He catches up and the kid disappears behind him. A minute later the kid flies past again. Astonished, the guy pulls over, only to see the kid come zooming backward, then forward again, until finally he comes to a stop next to the car.
The man opens the door to find the kid on his tricycle, wheels smoking. The kid pants, "Thanks for stopping mister. My suspenders got caught in your door."
A man is walking in a graveyard
when he hears the Third Symphony playing backwards.
When it's over the Second Sympnony also starts playing backward.
"What's going on ?" he asks the cemetry worker.
"It's Beethoven" says the worker "he is decomposing"
Mr.Ferguson always takes the A200 to go to work,
One day, Ms,Ferguson hears on the radio.
« Attention to all listeners on the road today, a car on the A200 is reportedly driving backwards »
Ms.Ferguson, worried, calls Mr.Feguson and says « Honey, I heard on the radio that a car is driving backwards on the A200, be careful »
« It's not one car » says Mr.Ferguson,
« It's thousands of them »
A boxer loses his sight in a freak accident.
Not being able to compete again, all he can do now is training with his loyal training partner and hitting the bag. Since he can't see, he is required to remember and move only a certain amount of steps (both forward and backwards) to keep the distance. Suddenly his partner stops the session and the boxer asks why they stopped. His partner says: we stopped because you messed up the punch line.
Stay Stay!!!!!
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blond young lady, gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"
How you figure out where OJ Simpson go if he live in China?
Say his first name backwards
Do you know why they have drunk people say the alphabet backwards?
Seriously, you must be able to z y.
I've been practicing saying my alphabet in reverse. Now I know my ZYXs.
Slow and backwards, just like Texas.
How can you say evolution is going backwards?
By observing that humans are evolving into snakes.
Crack my finger joke
Say crack my finger. Now say that backwards…
P.S: words reordered !
A nun is walking down the sidewalk when she sees a drunk exit the bar across the street.
He stares at her for a long while before making a beeline across the street and stopping right in front of her.
She is about to say "how are you today, brother?" When he punches her hard in the stomach.
Bent over, trying to catch her breath, she's about to say "what was that for?" When he upper cuts her to the jaw and she flys backwards and lands on her back.
Confused and seeing stars she tries to sit up, but can't. Through her tear filled eyes she sees the drunk lean over her and he says, "you ain't so tough after all, are you Batman?"
A daredevil was dared to walk backwards on a tightrope.
You could say he wasn't looking forward to it
Bill Gates is pulled over by a police officer one night after his car is seen swerving on the highway
The police officer asks, "Have you had anything to drink tonight, sir?"
Bill says, "Absolutely not, officer."
The cop says, "Can you please count backwards from 10 for me?"
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Bill replies, "10, 8, 7, Vista, XP, ME, 2000, NT, 98, 95, 3, 2, 1."
Monster under the bed
Jim hears his son call his name, so he walks in his sons room. Jim's son, Howard says with a tremble in his voice, "Dad, there's a monster under my bed." Jim unconvinced walks to his son's bed and looks underneath. There he sees his son crying and startled as he whispers, "Dad, there's a monster sleeping in my bed." Jim falls backwards from the shock and comes to a sence of relief when he realised that he had forgotten that he had twins.
I was pulled over by the police for a suspected DUI.
They ask me to get out of my car.
Officer: We are going to give you a sobriety test.Me: OK
Officer: Say the alphabet starting at L, backward.
Me: L at starting alphabet the.He let me go.
Irate woman to bus driver as she enters. 'what bus is this' driver 'its number 15 just like it says on the front'. irate woman 'but on the front it says 15, on the side 15a, and on the back 155' . Bus driver
'well I'm not driving backwards or sideways am i?'
I was walking by an insane asylum
I was walking by an insane asylum the other day and as I passed, I heard some patients that were out in the yard from other side of the wooden fence saying "16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16..." They kept saying it over and over. Curiosity got the best of me, so I found a small hole in the fence and peered through it to see what was going on. I felt a sharp jab and fell over backwards, clutching my eye and screaming in angony. As I lay there, the patients started saying "17, 17, 17, 17, 17, 17..."
This one time a cop pulled me over and asked me to say the alphabet backwards...
...so I said "tebahpla eht" and I spent the whole night in jail.
A circus is holding auditions and a 91 year old man shows up. "What do you do?" asks the ringmaster.
"I bend over backwards," says the man, "and pick up a handkerchief off the floor with my teeth."
"Wow," says the ringmaster, impressed that this elderly man is agile enough to do this. "Then what do you do?" he asks.
"Then I bend over again," says the man, "and pick up my teeth."