Saxophone Jokes

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Funniest Saxophone Short Jokes

Short saxophone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The saxophone humour may include short trombone jokes also.

1. Friend 1: Did you know that I had taken up story-writing as a career? Friend 2: No, sold anything yet?
   Friend 1: Yes, my watch, my saxophone, and my overcoat.
2. Did you hear about the two friends who pooled their money to buy a brand new saxophone? They recently entered into a same-sax relationship.
3. What do women and saxophones have in common? They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
4. What's the difference between a saxophone and a chain saw? You can tune a chain saw.
   Alternate answer: vibrato.
5. Why did the saxophone player have to go to anger management? He had a bad ALTOtude problem.
6. What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone "Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."
7. 10 saxophone players blew up a theatre... authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
8. My music teacher gave the saxophones a lecture on always keeping their cases with them. Because unprotected sax is really unsafe.
9. My friend told me he hooked up with a saxophone. It wasn't serious, it was just a one night music stand.
10. I'm not saying I got too excited when I kissed that saxophone player... But I jazzed in my pants.

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Saxophone One Liners

Which saxophone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with saxophone? I can suggest the ones about guitar and flute.

1. Do you know why bill clinton played the saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica
2. What do you call a British person playing a saxophone? An Anglo Saxin'
3. What do you call a phone that plays music? A saxophone
4. What do you do when your dog has the blues? Give it a saxophone.
5. Sad saxophone solo The policeman takes back his breathalyzer
   \-How did you do that?
6. Did you hear the Bill Clinton has given up the saxophone? He traded it for the hormonica.
7. Something I noticed about Saxophones They really do be do be do be do
8. Where would voldemort play if he played the saxophone? Jazzkaban
9. Oh god, someone stole my saxophone! It's grand theft alto!
10. Why doesn't the saxophone like Taylor Swift?
11. If playing the saxophone makes you saxy then does playing your mom makes me your dad?
12. What language to Saxophones speak? Anglo-Saxophone
13. What do you call a fake saxophone? A saxophony!
14. What's the most important part of learning to play the saxophone? Practicing safe sax.
15. Why are saxophones never allowed on airplanes? They are always sharp.

Saxophone Player Jokes

Here is a list of funny saxophone player jokes and even better saxophone player puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the saxophone player eat the baby cow Because he like his meat ten(d)er
• What did the saxophone player say at the p**... convention? Who wants to have some sax? No strings attached!

Amusing & Witty Saxophone Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about saxophone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean musical instrument jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make saxophone pranks.