The Best 28 Saxophone Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Saxophone jokes. There are some saxophone violin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these saxophone saxophone player puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Saxophone Jokes and Puns

Do you know why Bill Clinton played the saxophone?

Because he lost his whoremonica

Friend 1: Did you know that I had taken up story-writing as a career?

Friend 2: No, sold anything yet?
Friend 1: Yes, my watch, my saxophone, and my overcoat.

Did you hear about the two friends who pooled their money to buy a brand new saxophone?

They recently entered into a same-sax relationship.

Saxophone joke, Did you hear about the two friends who pooled their money to buy a brand new saxophone?

A guy walks up to a musician...

"You ok?" He asks?
"Yeah." The musician responds, "Just thirsty."
"There's a vending machine with some water over there if you need it."
"Yeah I tried it... It only accepts ones."
The musician opens a suitcase next to him, revealing a saxophone.

"I only got a tenor on me."

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chain saw?

You can tune a chain saw.

Alternate answer: vibrato.


Why did the saxophone player have to go to anger management?

He had a bad ALTOtude problem.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

Saxophone joke, What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

What do you call a phone that plays music?

A saxophone

What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone

"Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."

What do you do when your dog has the blues?

Give it a saxophone.

10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...

authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.

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I told my girlfriend she'd get Sax lessons for her birthday

Offended she asked: "Sex lessons? Isn't it good enough?".

"Oh no honey, I meant the saxophone.

So you can finally learn how to blow."

Did you hear the Bill Clinton has given up the saxophone?

He traded it for the hormonica.

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

Where would voldemort play if he played the saxophone?

Jazzkaban

Sad saxophone solo

The policeman takes back his breathalyzer

\-How did you do that?

Saxophone joke, Sad saxophone solo

What did the saxophone player say at the prostitute convention?

Who wants to have some sax? No strings attached!

If playing the saxophone makes you saxy

then does playing your mom makes me your dad?

My friend told me he hooked up with a saxophone.

It wasn't serious, it was just a one night music stand.


I'm not saying I got too excited when I kissed that saxophone player...

But I jazzed in my pants.

Oh god, someone stole my saxophone!

It's grand theft alto!

Did you hear about about the guy who threw his saxophone at someone?

He was arrested for saxual harassment.

What do you call a fake saxophone?

A saxophony!

What's the most important part of learning to play the saxophone?

Practicing safe sax.

Why are saxophones never allowed on airplanes?

They are always sharp.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone.

Happy Saxophone Day

Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me.

Why doesn't the saxophone like Taylor Swift?

What did the saxophone teacher say to his student?

You have learned well young brasshopper.

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