Saxophone Jokes

38 saxophone jokes and hilarious saxophone puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about saxophone that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Saxophone jokes are perfect for any saxophone player or saxophone band looking for a laugh! Learn some of the best jokes about a bad saxophone player, MMO, and trombone and flute players - guaranteed to get some chuckles!

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Funniest Saxophone Short Jokes

Short saxophone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The saxophone humour may include short trombone jokes also.

  1. Friend 1: Did you know that I had taken up story-writing as a career? Friend 2: No, sold anything yet?
    Friend 1: Yes, my watch, my saxophone, and my overcoat.
  2. Did you hear about the two friends who pooled their money to buy a brand new saxophone? They recently entered into a same-sax relationship.
  3. What do women and saxophones have in common? They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
  4. What's the difference between a saxophone and a chain saw? You can tune a chain saw.
    Alternate answer: vibrato.
  5. Why did the saxophone player have to go to anger management? He had a bad ALTOtude problem.
  6. What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone "Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."
  7. 10 saxophone players blew up a theatre... authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
  8. My music teacher gave the saxophones a lecture on always keeping their cases with them. Because unprotected sax is really unsafe.
  9. My friend told me he hooked up with a saxophone. It wasn't serious, it was just a one night music stand.
  10. I'm not saying I got too excited when I kissed that saxophone player... But I jazzed in my pants.

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Saxophone One Liners

Which saxophone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with saxophone? I can suggest the ones about guitar and flute.

  1. Do you know why bill clinton played the saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica
  2. What do you call a British person playing a saxophone? An Anglo Saxin'
  3. What do you call a phone that plays music? A saxophone
  4. What do you do when your dog has the blues? Give it a saxophone.
  5. Sad saxophone solo The policeman takes back his breathalyzer
    \-How did you do that?
  6. Did you hear the Bill Clinton has given up the saxophone? He traded it for the hormonica.
  7. Something I noticed about Saxophones They really do be do be do be do
  8. Where would voldemort play if he played the saxophone? Jazzkaban
  9. Oh god, someone stole my saxophone! It's grand theft alto!
  10. Why doesn't the saxophone like Taylor Swift?
  11. If playing the saxophone makes you saxy then does playing your mom makes me your dad?
  12. What language to Saxophones speak? Anglo-Saxophone
  13. What do you call a fake saxophone? A saxophony!
  14. What's the most important part of learning to play the saxophone? Practicing safe sax.
  15. Why are saxophones never allowed on airplanes? They are always sharp.

Saxophone Player Jokes

Here is a list of funny saxophone player jokes and even better saxophone player puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the saxophone player eat the baby cow Because he like his meat ten(d)er
  • What did the saxophone player say at the p**... convention? Who wants to have some sax? No strings attached!
Saxophone joke, What did the saxophone player say at the p**... convention?

Amusing & Witty Saxophone Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about saxophone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean musical instrument jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make saxophone pranks.

In Self Defense

Tenant - "I simply won't stay here any longer. Those people above me banged on the floor early this morning, slammed doors, and jumped up and down as hard as they could. I won't stand it, I tell you!"
Landlady - "They woke you up, I suppose?"
Tenant - "No, I hadn't gone to bed yet. I was practicing on my saxophone."
Source: 1933 Newspaper

p**... was at the airport and was stopped by customs.

Customs: What have you got in those two sacks on your shoulders.?
p**...: Oh just a lot of mobile phones.
Customs: So why so many mobile phones.?
p**...: Well on my travels I had a call from my mate m**...,
He told me that he was starting up a Jazz Band, and could
I bring him back two Saxophones.

A guy walks up to a musician...

"You ok?" He asks?
"Yeah." The musician responds, "Just thirsty."
"There's a vending machine with some water over there if you need it."
"Yeah I tried it... It only accepts ones."
The musician opens a suitcase next to him, revealing a saxophone.
"I only got a tenor on me."

I told my girlfriend she'd get Sax lessons for her birthday

Offended she asked: "s**... lessons? Isn't it good enough?".
"Oh no honey, I meant the saxophone.
So you can finally learn how to blow."

Why are the saxophone afraid of the t**...?

Because the t**... is a sax offender.

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the w**...-Monica.

Saxophone joke, Something I noticed about Saxophones