Sax Jokes

57 sax jokes and hilarious sax puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sax that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Sax Jokes, the hilariously funny jokes about alto and tenor sax, lyre and guitar are finally here! Laugh out loud as these jokes crack up even the most serious venues!

Funniest Sax Short Jokes

Short sax jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sax humour may include short lyre jokes also.

  1. Guys I really want to break up with my Jazz musician girlfriend but I can't The Sax is too good
  2. A friend told me he doesn't let his kids watch orchestra performances cuz there's too much sax and violins. I told him puns make me wanna commit violins.
  3. String Fight My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.
  4. My mother took me to the symphony when I was a child.. But we had to leave because of all the sax and violins.
  5. Did you hear about the two friends who pooled their money to buy a brand new saxophone? They recently entered into a same-sax relationship.
  6. All music classes were banned at my school... They said the classes encouraged too much sax and violins...
  7. I'm not going to let my kids listen to symphonies and big bands... too much sax and violins
  8. Nowadays there's too many musical instruments It seems today, that all you see is violins in movies and sax on TV
  9. Symphony of puns i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music...
    Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!
  10. Here's another godawful joke. Downvote away. Why was the man banned from the jazz club?
    Because he was a registered sax offender.

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Sax One Liners

Which sax one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sax? I can suggest the ones about guitar and offender.

  1. Why was the Jazz movie rated R Too much sax and violins
  2. Don't let your kids watch symphonies on TV There's too much sax and violins.
  3. Why shouldn't you let kids watch big band performances on TV? Too much sax and violins.
  4. I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
  5. I'd never let my children watch the orchestra There's too much sax and violins.
  6. You shouldn't let your kids go to music class. There's too much sax and violins.
  7. Why shouldn't you let your kids watch an orchestra? There's a lot of *sax and violins*.
  8. I can't listen to orchestral music anymore Too much sax and violins.
  9. I don't let my kids watch the orchestra Too much sax and violins
  10. Why are band and orchestra rated R? All the sax and violins
  11. Why can't kids watch the orchestra? To much sax and violins
  12. I'd never let my kids watch an orchestral performance. Too much sax and violins.
  13. Two friends pooled money to buy an instrument They're now in a same-sax relationship
  14. Mom wouldn't let me see the orchestra movie She said there was too much sax and violins
  15. Why don't film soundtracks use jazz and classical? Too much sax and violins.

Uproarious Sax Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about sax you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tuba jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sax pranks.

I was listening to the orchestra but I had to turn off the radio...

There was too much sax and violins.

An unmarried couple start a jazz band. What would they call it?

Premarital sax

Why was the musical R-rated?

Because there was lots of Sax and Violins.

When I told my parents I wanted to be a blues musician

they I decided it was time to have "the sax talk"

What do you call a person who hurts instruments?

A sax offender

Why aren't concerts suitable for children?

Too much sax and violins.

What do instruments do to reproduce?

They have sax.

Did you hear about the guy busted for smuggling brass instruments?

They charged him with sax trafficking.

Why did Martha pull her kids out of band class?

Too much Sax and Violins.

I just moved into an apartment above a jazz club...

I was sick of paying for sax.

You should never let your children watch the symphony on television.

Too much sax and violins

I passed by a music shop the other day

All the instruments were painted with cool pictures and patterns. However, it didn't allow children due to graphic violins and sax.

I told my girlfriend she'd get Sax lessons for her birthday

Offended she asked: "s**... lessons? Isn't it good enough?".
"Oh no honey, I meant the saxophone.
So you can finally learn how to blow."

Why classical music is not recommended for young people?

Because it contains sax and violins

Never let your children play in an orchestra.

Too much sax and violins.
* Credit to maxwell bot.

I was really bad in my school band.

So bad they kicked me out and put me on the registered sax offenders list.

My music teacher gave the saxophones a lecture on always keeping their cases with them.

Because unprotected sax is really unsafe.

my mom didn't let me join orchestra

She said there was too much sax and violins

Did you hear that they are banning orchestral music from broadcast TV?

Why? Too much Sax and Violins.

Why are the saxophone afraid of the t**...?

Because the t**... is a sax offender.

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