Savior Jokes
35 savior jokes and hilarious savior puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about savior that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short savior jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The savior humour may include short salvation jokes also.
- Ever wonder how a Jehovah's Witness spreads their word during Covid? Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
- I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my laptop if I leave it idle for 10 minutes... It's my screen savior...
- Brain cells die, skin cells die, even hair cells die. But FAT CELLS… must have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior because they seem to have eternal life.
- Matt Damon is to star in a new movie about a man who has accepted Jesus as his Savior or Redeemer. The Bourne Again Christian
- Brain cells die, skin cells die, hair cells die But fat cells must have accepted jesus as their lord savior because of their eternal life
- Oh my good and fellow Christians! It has been foretold our Lord and savior will once again rise from the dead and bless us all this Easter! April Fools!
- When I Was A Child I Wanted To Be The Savior Of The World. Then they told me that Jesus was the Son Of God And I realized it's all who you know....
- Joseph: No rooms? Dude she's about to give a birth to humanity savior Inkeeper: Sorry we get really busy around Christmas time
Joseph: Around what time? - What do you call it when 2 gorillas meet up to honor their lord and savior? A Harambezvous
- Despite what happened in Infinity War, I still worship Peter Quill. He's my Star-lord and savior.
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Savior One Liners
Which savior one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with savior? I can suggest the ones about messiah and saint.
- I put Jesus on my background pic and now my phone never dies Yup, he's my screen-savior
- What do you call the Lord and Savior of all pizzas? Cheesus Crust
- How can you tell Jesus is Jewish? He's known as "the savior" and not "the spender"
- What's our Lord and Savior's favorite food called? Cheesuz Christ
- What is blind people's savior? The Holy braille
- If I hear one more Christian demand I accept Jesus as my lord and Savior
- I like my bacon like my lord and savior. Crucified
- DING d**...! Would you like to take the time to talk about our lord and savior?
Uproarious Savior Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about savior you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean servant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make savior pranks.
Aliens come to earth...
They meet with all the world leaders. Eventually it's the Pope's turn to chat to them. He asks the one alien, Greetings alien, what do you think of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
The alien exclaims, Ah, JC! He's my boy! We have a massive party when he visits us once a year!
He visits you once a year? The Pope asks in astonishment. He hasn't been to earth in more than two millennia! How did you manage that?!
Well, when he first came to our planet we gave him a box of our finest chocolates. What did you guys do?
A boy pokes a girl with a pin at church
The church priest asks the girl a question "who is our lord and savior?" *the boy stabs her with the pin* she yells "JESUS CHRIST" the priest says "good good, who created us" *the boy stabs her again* she yells "GOD ALMIGHTY" the priest says "good good, now, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 42nd child?" *he stabs her again* the girl screams "IF YOU PUT THAT THING IN MY ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR t**...!" The priest faints..
I met a Chinese guy at a party and told him, Do I know you? Are you Chris Chen?
He said, No. I'm Eric. Do all Asian guys look the same to you?
Me: No, I meant do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
Voltaire moments before death
I don't know if this has been on here but my high school teacher told me this a while ago.
On his death bed, a priest came to Voltaire's home and told him there was still time to go to heaven if he accepts Jesus as his lord and savior and reject the devil and all his beliefs.
Voltaire then says, now is not the time be making enemies.
Jehovah's Witnesses
Jehovahs Witnesses: Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior?
Me: Of course! please come in!
[door slams shut and locks, lights dim, PowerPoint presentation begins]]
Me: But first I wanna tell you about a timeshare opportunity!!!
One night my family was having dinner
We were having something Mexican but we had a box of white cheddar cheese itz, we always have some sort of chips or crackers.
My brother had a plate of just rice and he was putting the cheese itz on the rice. I was super confused until he said
Hey Zack, have you heard in our lord and savior, Cheese itz rice?
Reporter 1: The cult members seem totally brainwashed, and still place their blind faith in a false savior offering hollow promises of salvation!
Reporter 2: And that concludes our report from the White House.
Jehova's Witnesses: [Knock Knock]
Resident: Who's There?
JW: We're Jehova's Witnesses.
R: That's not funny. What's the punchline?
JW: Um. We're here to tell you to accept our Lord and Savior into your heart.
R: There it is.
Church of latter day saints.
The other day I was stopped by a few guys from the Church of Latter Day Saints. They asked me "have you found our Lord the savior? I replied "Sorry, can't say that I have. Where was the last place you saw him?"
Hey girl, are you Heaven?
Because I would confess all my sins and accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior just to get in you
Donald Trump meeting with the Pope
Donald Trump goes to Rome to meet with the Pope and as soon as he walks into the Vatican, he is greeted enthusiastically by the Pope. The Pope shakes his hand with a fervor and goes "You really have been a savior to our church! You really are a godsend!"
Donald Trump looked at the Pope perplexed and goes "What did I do to save your church? I am not even Roman Catholic."
The Pope grins and says "Now that everyone is paying attention to your every move and rants, nobody is paying attention to our child molesting scandals. Plus attendance in our churches have skyrocketed due to a lot more church goers praying to god for your demise."
