The Best 23 Savior Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Savior jokes. There are some savior holy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these savior summon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Savior Jokes and Puns

Ever wonder how a Jehovah's Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my laptop if I leave it idle for 10 minutes...

It's my screen savior...

Aliens come to earth...

They meet with all the world leaders. Eventually it's the Pope's turn to chat to them. He asks the one alien, Greetings alien, what do you think of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
The alien exclaims, Ah, JC! He's my boy! We have a massive party when he visits us once a year!
He visits you once a year? The Pope asks in astonishment. He hasn't been to earth in more than two millennia! How did you manage that?!
Well, when he first came to our planet we gave him a box of our finest chocolates. What did you guys do?

Savior joke, Aliens come to earth...

A boy pokes a girl with a pin at church

The church priest asks the girl a question "who is our lord and savior?" *the boy stabs her with the pin* she yells "JESUS CHRIST" the priest says "good good, who created us" *the boy stabs her again* she yells "GOD ALMIGHTY" the priest says "good good, now, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 42nd child?" *he stabs her again* the girl screams "IF YOU PUT THAT THING IN MY ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!" The priest faints..

I met a Chinese guy at a party and told him, Do I know you? Are you Chris Chen?

He said, No. I'm Eric. Do all Asian guys look the same to you?

Me: No, I meant do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?


What do you call the Lord and Savior of all pizzas?

Cheesus Crust

Oh my good and fellow Christians! It has been foretold our Lord and savior will once again rise from the dead and bless us all this Easter!

April Fools!

Savior joke, Oh my good and fellow Christians! It has been foretold our Lord and savior will once again rise from

Voltaire moments before death

I don't know if this has been on here but my high school teacher told me this a while ago.

On his death bed, a priest came to Voltaire's home and told him there was still time to go to heaven if he accepts Jesus as his lord and savior and reject the devil and all his beliefs.
Voltaire then says, now is not the time be making enemies.

When I Was A Child I Wanted To Be The Savior Of The World. Then they told me that Jesus was the Son Of God

And I realized it's all who you know....

One night my family was having dinner

We were having something Mexican but we had a box of white cheddar cheese itz, we always have some sort of chips or crackers.

My brother had a plate of just rice and he was putting the cheese itz on the rice. I was super confused until he said

Hey Zack, have you heard in our lord and savior, Cheese itz rice?

Jehovah's Witnesses

Jehovahs Witnesses: Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior?

Me: Of course! please come in!

[door slams shut and locks, lights dim, PowerPoint presentation begins]]

Me: But first I wanna tell you about a timeshare opportunity!!!

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Reporter 1: The cult members seem totally brainwashed, and still place their blind faith in a false savior offering hollow promises of salvation!

Reporter 2: And that concludes our report from the White House.

Jehova's Witnesses: [Knock Knock]

Resident: Who's There?

JW: We're Jehova's Witnesses.

R: That's not funny. What's the punchline?

JW: Um. We're here to tell you to accept our Lord and Savior into your heart.

R: There it is.

Church of latter day saints.

The other day I was stopped by a few guys from the Church of Latter Day Saints. They asked me "have you found our Lord the savior? I replied "Sorry, can't say that I have. Where was the last place you saw him?"

Joseph: No rooms? Dude she's about to give a birth to humanity savior

Inkeeper: Sorry we get really busy around Christmas time

Joseph: Around what time?

DING DONG!

Would you like to take the time to talk about our lord and savior?

Savior joke, DING DONG!

How can you tell Jesus is Jewish?

He's known as "the savior" and not "the spender"

What do you call it when 2 gorillas meet up to honor their lord and savior?

A Harambezvous

Despite what happened in Infinity War, I still worship Peter Quill.

He's my Star-lord and savior.


Hey girl, are you Heaven?

Because I would confess all my sins and accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior just to get in you

What is blind people's savior?

The Holy braille

If I hear one more Christian demand I accept Jesus as my lord and Savior

I like my bacon like my lord and savior.

Crucified

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