Saving Energy Jokes
18 saving energy jokes and hilarious saving energy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about saving energy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Saving Energy Short Jokes
Short saving energy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The saving energy humour may include short saving water jokes also.
- Due to the recession and to save on energy costs, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.
- I'm starting to feel that the united airlines memes are like beating a dead horse. so to save everyone some energy I bought the horse a ticket to fly United.
- I've been trying to save energy recently. So I threw out the treadmill and moved the beer fridge closer to my room.
- Recession With the new recession in order to save some energy the light at the end of the tunnel will be closed.
Signed : Donald Trump
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Saving Energy One Liners
Which saving energy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with saving energy? I can suggest the ones about saving money and save water.
- I am rebranding computers' energy saving mode It's a power nap.
- I'm not saying my wife is fat... But I put an energy saving bulb in the refrigerator.
- I'm not lazy... I'm just on my energy saving mode.
- Christopher Reeves tried to run away from death , but saved his energy to fly .
Saving Energy Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about saving energy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean saving jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make saving energy pranks.
A husband was on his deathbed with his wife by his side.
"Honey, I have something to confess to you.", he says.
"No dear, save your energy."
"I must tell you so I may pass on to heaven." He says. "I cheated on you."
"I know." She said. "I poisoned you."
Just went to the store and bought a pack of energy saving light bulbs...
As the woman scanned them, she asked, "Will you be putting these up yourself, sir?"
"'Erm, no." I replied. "What kind of sicko do you think I am?"
The benefits of F***ing
1.F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing, don't eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. Try F***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.
SO, REMEMBER ..
Fasting is good for your health
Bedside Wife
A man was sleeping on his deathbed he woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him.
He says "Martha, I have something to confess to you."
She says "No dear, save your energy."
He says " I must tell you so I may pass on to heaven, I cheated on you."
She says " I know, I poisoned you."
F***ING !
1) F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it is harmful if done everyday
2) F***ing relaxes your mind & body
3) F***ing refreshes you
4) After F***ing don't eat too much go for more liquids
5)Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy
6) F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level
So remember FASTING is good for your health.
GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND :
2 Mexicans were walking through the desert...
It'd been more than a week since either of them had eaten anything, and their last bottle of water had just gone dry. They'd been walking for hours on end.
Suddenly on the horizon, one of the Mexican's spotted something. 'Look over there my friend, you see the green thing?'
His friend replies 'The thing with pink stuff on it'
Through the air a delicious salty, meaty aroma hit both their noses. They could see a large green, leafy shape in the distance, with pink slivers of what looked like greasy meat hanging from it.
'Yeah man, and you can smell it too!, amigo eetz a bacon tree!'
'AMIGO EETZ A BACON TREE! WE'RE SAVED!'
The Mexican who had first spotted the bacon tree on the horizon suddenly ran, as fast as his legs could carry him towards the plant in in the distance. When all of a sudden...
BANG! BANG! BANG! - Gunshots fired out, as if from nowhere
The other Mexican, who had not had the energy to run looked on to his friend, who lay bleeding and dying from his wounds
Barely able to mouth the words through lack of water the Mexican cried out to his dying friend. 'Amigo, what happened?'
With his last breath the dying Mexican warned his partner...
'Amigo, eetz no bacon tree, eetz a Ham Bush!'