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Save The Date Jokes

24 save the date jokes and hilarious save the date puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about save the date that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Save The Date Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Dating a girl that has a child...

... it's like "Continuing" another dude's "Save File".

Dating a single mother:

It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Since they don't get their hair cut, guys with dreads must save a lot of money

on dates.

My uncle once said "if you put your mind to it anything is possible!"

I was confused and asked him what he meant
"You see my date over there?"
"Yeah, the pretty one?"
Pretty women don't usually go for men like me, but if you put your mind to it, you can save up the money for borrowing them for a night.

What did the wedding invitation say to the fruit superhero?

Save the date!

Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.

Why did the firefighter remove the calendar from a burning house?

To save the date!

Dating a mom...

Is the equivalent of continuing someone else's save file.

What does my savings accound and my date both have in common?

The both have 0% interest

My friend told me to save the date

So I asked her in what format?

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

A rich man and a poor man

There once was a rich man and a poor man. Each longed for love and a life to share with another special person. One day they both found just that. Come to find out however, they were each dating the other's sister.
So the rich man, being very protective of his little sister, organized a double date for the couples. While on the date, the rich man couldn't wait any longer and shouted to the poor man, "Anything you do to my sister, I do to your sister!" So the poor man thought for a minute. "Okay," he said and reached down in his pocket, pulled out a dollar and said, "Here sweetie, have my life savings."

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Save The Date One Liners

Which save the date one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with save the date? I can suggest the ones about calendar date and saves.

  1. Dating a girl that has a child... ... it's like "Continuing" another dude's "Save File".
  2. Dating a single mother: It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game.
  3. How do dating sites in Alabama save money? They link to Ancestry.com
  4. Since they don't get their hair cut, guys with dreads must save a lot of money on dates.
  5. What did the wedding invitation say to the fruit superhero? Save the date!
  6. Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
  7. Why did the firefighter remove the calendar from a burning house? To save the date!
  8. Dating a mom... Is the equivalent of continuing someone else's save file.
  9. What does my savings accound and my date both have in common? The both have 0% interest
  10. My friend told me to save the date So I asked her in what format?
  11. Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.