Savage Jokes

44 savage jokes and hilarious savage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about savage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Hilarious savage jokes perfect for any occasion! From savage Christmas puns, to savage Yo Mama jokes, savage mum jokes, and even savage replies - these savage jokes are sure to make you and your friends laugh until you're feeling inhuman. Or even feral. Get ready to share your shlongs with these savage naija jokes.

Funniest Savage Short Jokes

Short savage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The savage humour may include short brutal jokes also.

  1. A savage wife Wife : I am going to London for a month.What should I bring for you?
    Husband: A nice British Blonde...
    *after 1 month*
    Husband : Where is my gift?
    Wife : Wait for 9 months.
  2. Savage husband Wife: I look old, fat and ugly. I need you to guve me a compliment.
    Husband: Well your eyesight is perfect
  3. Today I saw a man who was being savagely beaten by a group of four guys, so I decided to help He really was no match for the five of us...
  4. My buddy became a savage after his girlfriend left. I guess I should have known he'd become Ruth-less.
  5. My Mother was so Savage! She always used to say to me, "Why can't you be like your cousin Walter?" "Why can't you be like your cousin Walter?"
    Cousin Walter died at birth!
  6. What if Iron Man put the face of Adam Savage onto the Hulkbuster suit? That means it's now the Mythbuster.
  7. Savage dad Son: D..d..d
    Dad: Aww he's saying his first words!
    Son: D-dad, stop m-making fun o-of my stutter.
  8. 21 Savage will have to change his name to comply with the metric system 53.34 Savage sounds fitting.
  9. 21 savage has some secrets about his upbringing in east London. I'm surprised nobody Newham.
    He wears red, he watches kids sleeping gives them toys and has a list of every kid!
    Please parents watch out!

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Savage One Liners

Which savage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with savage? I can suggest the ones about vicious and sane.

  1. Vegans who drink water disgust me. That's a Fish's house you filthy Savage.
  2. What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping? My zipper.
  3. What do you call a heterosexual Native American? Straight savage, my dude.
  4. What do you call it when R Kelly and 21 Savage fight? Alien vs. Predator
  5. What's the difference between the 2018 Fifa World Cup and 21 Savage? Only one came home.
  6. What do you call a rap battle between 21 savage and Six-Nine? Alien vs predator
  7. What's 21 Savage's favorite phrase? We got London on the track!
  8. How much parking does 21 Savage have at his house? A lot
  9. What do you call a Chinese mumble rapper? Yung Savage
  10. Music hath charms to soothe the savage breast Not unlike a good sports bra
  11. What do you call 21 Savage trying to escape ICE? Brrr-exit
  12. Dating two girls at once isn't too savage Unless it's Winnie Cooper and Topanga Lawrence
  13. Why should you never buy ecstasy off of Lily Savage Because it would be poor low-grade E
  14. The thing about the police force of zip code 55378 is... They are Savage's
  15. Black Af1 joke If Black Air Force 1 took form of a human they’d definitely be 21 Savage.

Savage Reply Jokes

Here is a list of funny savage reply jokes and even better savage reply puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I told my friend that documentary directors can be pretty savage He replied: "Yea, Ken Burns"
Savage joke, I told my friend that documentary directors can be pretty savage

Uplifting Savage Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about savage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ruthless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make savage pranks.

So this atheist explorer is in trouble...

...with a tribe of savage cannibals. He's cornered with no possible way out when he exclaims in his desperation 'God, I'm s**...!'
Suddenly the clouds part and a booming voice says 'No son, you are not. Take that rock near your right foot and throw it at that old cannibal with the large headdress!'
The explorer obeys, and the chief of the tribe lies dead on the ground.
The voice says 'NOW you're s**...!'

I heard you like reposts, so here's one from 114 years ago.

The young woman who was boarding at the farmhouse expressed to the farmer her anxiety at the savage way in which the cow regarded her.
It must be on account of that red blouse you've got on, miss, answered the farmer.
Dear me! exclaimed the girl. Of course, it's out of fashion; but I had no idea a country cow would notice it.
(From the London Journal, July 2nd, 1904)

Vince McMahon opened a fitness center in the memory of r**... Savage.

The Slim Gym

Wife: He made two fat jokes yesterday.

Husband: I don't recall this, that's a lie!
Therapist: Why would she remember then you making them?
Husband: Elephants never forget I suppose.
Therapist: Savage.

What do you call a rapper with down syndrome?

21 Savage

What do you call a savage author?

An Oscar Wild

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time.

The android burned my toast. A few scavengers took my orange juice. I was berated for ordering savage human food. Don't order from the future.

Savage joke, I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time.