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j**...'s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate
The small sausage
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way.
I never sausage a tragic thing.
He is now a pizza history.
Sending olive my support to his family.
We cannoli do so much though.
I feel for his wife. Cheese still not over it.
I guess he just ran out of thyme.
A man walks into a buffet...
He puts a sausage on his plate, and his German friend says "now you're speaking my language!".
Then, he adds a slice of pizza to his plate, and his Italian friend says "now you're speaking my language!".
Then, the man has an incredible urge to sneeze. He reaches for a napkin and raises it up, and his French friend says "now you're speaking my language!".
Groaner
Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare.
What did the pepperoni pizza say to the sausage pizza?
Nice to meat you.
I like my woman like I like my pizza
filled with sausage, cut into slices, and still warm!!
I ordered a Pizza the other day, When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
Why was the Jew afraid to eat the pizza?
Because it had pork sausage toppings.
I like my men like I like my pizza
With extra sausage ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Did you guys hear about the Italian Chef that died recently?
>He pasta way.
>>We cannoli do so much.
>>>His legacy will become a pizza history.
>>>>Here today, gone tomato.
>>>>>How sad that he ran out of thyme.
>>>>>>Sending olive my prayers to the family.
>>>>>>>His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
>>>>>>>>You never sausage a tragic thing.
>>>>>>>>>I hope he wasn't Alfredo the end.
>>>>>>>>>>Did he die on the job? His family might be entitled to some compennesation.
>>>>>>>>>>>I doubt he'll see a penne of it.
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