Sausage Dog Jokes
20 sausage dog jokes and hilarious sausage dog puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sausage dog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Sausage Dog Short Jokes
Short sausage dog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sausage dog humour may include short sausage jokes also.
- I went to the local hot dog guy and said, Can I get a jumbo sausage? He said, Sure. It shouldn't be long.
Me: In that case, can I get two? - It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it's actually a sausage That's the wurst
- What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader? One bawls his wares out on the street...
- Jokes Vegan hot dogs are basically the s**... of food .
You want the sausage but not the meat
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Sausage Dog One Liners
Which sausage dog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sausage dog? I can suggest the ones about sausage pizza and sausage making.
- Why do all sausage dogs look the same? Because they're in bread
- I got my sausage dog neutered yesterday. Now it's just a dog.
- What kind of dog would a Muslim never own? A sausage dog
- What do you call a corgi crossed with a sausage dog? A corsage
Hilarious Fun Sausage Dog Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about sausage dog you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hound dog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sausage dog pranks.
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says Make me one with everything .
The hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings, and the Buddhist hands over a twenty. The vendor pockets it.
The Buddhist asks Where's my change? and the vendor replies change must come from within .
A gun then extends from the Buddhist's chest and he asks again.
The vendor says Whoa, man, where did that come from?
The Buddhist replies This is my inner piece .
A r**... is selling sausages.
A r**... is selling sausages. A woman walks up to him and places an order.
The woman asks, "Can I have one hot dog please?"
"How would you like your *meat*?"
The r**... gives the woman a wink
The woman replies, "In bread."
She shoots a wink back at him
A w**... is talking to his girlfriend...
She says, "Why is it that when we're around my friends you say you're a sausage, and around your friends you act like a hot dog?"
He replies, "Well, I'll have to be frank with you."
Hot Dog
A foreign tourist was taking a walk around New York, but was getting very hungry and had only 2 dollars on him . Then, he saw a hot dog stand with a sign "Hot Dog - 2$". Unable to understand what's the meaning of "hot dog", he took out the dictionary. After a brief moment, he looked up in confusion and thought: "If there is nothing to eat, I will eat the d**... dog."
He ordered and got a long piece of bread with sausage in between it. He looked straight at the salesman eyes in frustration and asked: "From a whole dog, all I get is the dog's d\*c**...?"
Biden, Macron, and Putin make a bet who is going to successfully feed mustard to dog
Biden takes the mustard bottle, shoves it in dogs mouth, then squeezes. "That's animal cruelty!" the other two protest.
Macron takes a sausage, puts the mustard inside it, then give it to the dog. "That's cheating!" the other two protest.
Putin takes the mustard, then squeezes it all on the dog's b**.... The dog howls in pain, l**... off the mustard from his b**..., whining the whole time. Putin, with a victorious smile on his face: "That's how we do things in Russia: voluntarily, and with a song!"
A joke my girlfriend's German grandmother told me.
A drunk fisherman is walking home from the bar and is about to be very sick. He gets home but outside he vomits all of the beer he drank and all of the sausages he ate on the sidewalk.
A few moments later while the drunk is gathering himself, a small dog runs up and begins eating the sausages the man threw up. The man, only now just realizing there's a dog in front of him, is confused.
"Okay", he says to himself. "I remember where I got the beer from, and I remember where I ate the sausages, but I have no idea where I ate that dog!"
Irish Racism
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords.
Which aisle is the Ukrainian sausage in?
A customer asks, "In what aisle will I find the Ukrainian sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Ukrainian?"
The guy says, "Yes I am. But if I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "So why did you ask me if I'm Ukrainian?"
The clerk says, "You're in Home Depot."