Sauna Jokes
36 sauna jokes and hilarious sauna puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sauna that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of sauna jokes. From the clever to the silly, these jokes will have you smiling in no time.
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Funniest Sauna Short Jokes
Short sauna jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sauna humour may include short hot tub jokes also.
- If you find it hard to take pictures of yourself in the sauna... You have selfie-steam issues.
- What's the difference between 9gag and a Russian sauna? One is full of male steam, the other is full of stale memes.
- I'm hiding in my Finnish Neighbours shed, waiting to jump out and surprise him. It's like a sauna in here.
- Yesterday I was at the local sauna but some weird guy kept looking at me.. Maybe he liked my camera
- Whenever I go to a sauna, I must have the whole thing to my self... I have selfish steam issues.
- I think my thermometer might have a crush on its owner It always goes red when it's in the sauna with me.
- Why did the cook take the paraplegics to the sauna ? To steam the vegetables.
- When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
- I need a Gin and Tonic. Yes sir, we have state of the art gyms with tonic saunas at each location.
- Why are none talking in the ladies sauna? They are sitting on their lips!
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Sauna One Liners
Which sauna one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sauna? I can suggest the ones about bath and salon.
- What do you call a discount sauna? A steam sale
- Heard about the man that refuse to let other use his sauna? He has selfish steam issues
- What do you call a sauna full of coma patients? A vegetable steamer.
- Why does Hannibal take paralysed patients to the sauna? He's just steaming vegetables!
- Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna? For a self'a steam.
- What did the pig say to the other pig in the sauna? Man I'm bacon here.
- Self esteem is… …what happens when Jose and Pedro build their own sauna.
- My thermometer took a book into the sauna. It's well red.
- What do you call a sauna full of Parkinsons patients? Shake and bake.
- Where do guys get their self esteem? From the Sauna.
- What do call a bunch of middle eastern people in a sauna Afghan sweaters
- What really happens in those gay saunas? You dry up and blow away.
- What Do You Call A Catatonic In A Sauna? A steamed vegetable
- What do you call a group of Italian aunties in a sauna? Gorilla's in the mist.......
- I tried to capture steam from the sauna... But I mist.
Great Sauna Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about sauna you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sunbathing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sauna pranks.
Pope in Hotel
The Pope is on a "business trip".
In the hotel,he asked his secretary if the hotel had a sauna, and the secretary confirmed.
The pope says: "ok, let's go to the sauna."
The secretary is shocked, "Your Holiness, it's a mixed sauna!"
Pope: "Since when are you afraid of Protestants?"
Do you know why is Santa Clause is jolly all the time?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.
Which is a good thing because he only comes once a year.
*Heard this from an old white guy in the sauna today lol.*
I just had my first heat s**...
But apparently m**... in the sauna will get you banned from the gym.
