The Best 7 Saudis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Saudis jokes. There are some saudis republic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these saudis arabian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Saudis Jokes and Puns

Saudi Arabia won against Egypt in a Soccer match.

Egyptians had a better plan but Saudis had better execution.

What do Theresa May and a human trafficker have in common?

They both sell arms to Saudis

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Who did Saudis beat to secure a place for the World Cup ?

Their Wives.


We dont need to sell arms to the Saudis anymore.

They already have plenty in the consul's garden.

Everyone is criticizing the Saudis wanting to investigate a murder that they themselves are accused of...

But the Saudi Prince gives the investigation team four thumbs up!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the saudis syria jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working saudis bribe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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