The Best 78 Saudi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Saudi jokes. There are some saudi arabia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these saudi ministry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Saudi Jokes and Puns

As we landed in Saudi Arabia the pilot announced "Ladies and Gentlemen don't forget to adjust your watches to local time"

I thought to myself how do I turn it back to the 7th century?

Why is Saudi Arabia so late to givng rights to women?

Because they have been living under Iraq.

So a Saudi guy says to his American friend, "In my country women can't drive". The American says,

"I'm not surprised. They can't drive in my country either."

Saudi joke, So a Saudi guy says to his American friend, "In my country women can't drive". The American says,

A Canadian and a Saudi Arabian had a baby...

They named it Yasir Youbetcha

Four guys are walking down the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a New Yorker. A reporter comes up to them and asks: "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"

The Saudi says: "what's a shortage?" The Russian says: "what's meat?" The North Korean says: "what's an opinion?" The New Yorker says: "What's excuse me?"


A young Saudi prince studying abroad...

A young Saudi prince studying abroad receives a call from his father asking him if everything is alright.
He tells his dad that he is feeling ashamed that everyday he goes to college in his brand new Lamborghini while all the other students take the train.
His father replies: "I understand your shame son, take this 2 billion dollars and buy yourself a train".

Why don't they have driving classes and sex Ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia?

Because the camels can't handle it

Saudi joke, Why don't they have driving classes and sex Ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia?

Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia?

They don't want to overwork the camel.

A Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a New Yorker ....

A Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a New Yorker are walking down the street.

A reporter comes up to them and says,
Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?

The Saudi says, excuse me , what is this word shortage?

The Russian says, excuse me, what's meat?

The North Korean says, excuse me, what's an opinion?

The New Yorker says, excuse me, what's excuse me?

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Islamic joke I saw somewhere

A man walking in New York's Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.

A passing Fox News reporter says: You're a hero. Tonight's TV news bulletin will say: 'Brave New Yorker Saves Child.

The man replies: I'm a tourist from Saudi Arabia.

That night the news on Fox TV says: Islamic extremist kills New York dog.

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A Saudi Arabian prince is going to college in England

He texts his father,
"Dad, I feel weird driving my Lamborghini to school when all my classmates take a train"
His father replies;
"Son, I have transferred 500 million dollars into your account. Go out and buy a train and stop embarrassing this family"

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Saudi TV Mistake

Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake.

Saudi Arabia

Where you can get caught with marijuana and still get stoned.

Saudi joke, Saudi Arabia

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

Said the Saudi to his American friend, "My culture is somewhat different than yours. Women in my country cannot drive."

"Here either," said the American.

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.


The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple

It's either sunni or shiite

People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11...

He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia...

What Saudi funded event ended in a massive collapse on 9/11?

Hillary Clinton's campaign.

My gay friend got stoned today.

I told him Saudi Arabia was not a good honeymoon destination but he didn't listen.

Saudi Arabia...

...is on the United Nations Human Rights Council.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

A Saudi prince has come forward saying that they should end the ban placed on women driving in the kingdom.

Interesting, just in time when all global tech giants are in the final stage of trials of their self-driving cars.

A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome.

Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.

A young muslim in saudi arabia is wondering if he is allowed to some marijuana. So, he visits his local mosque and asks his Imam if it's permissible, so the Imam told him:

No. In our country, only gays get stoned.

When the Saudi police tackled me after I stole something from the market…

…I instantly realised my mistake when I shouted, "Unhand me!"

Why is marijuana illegal in Saudi Arabia?

In Saudi Arabia, only gays get stoned.

Can you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

No, in Saudi Arabia only gays get stoned.

I asked my friend from Saudi Arabia how it was there...

He said he couldn't complain

What Do They Call a Pride Parade in Saudi Arabia?

A Massacre

Saudi Arabia don't air the Flintstones anymore...

But don't worry, Abu Dhabi Doo.

Did you see the winner of the Ms Saudi Arabia beauty contest?

Neither did I.

A Saudi woman in a doctor's clinic.

Doctor: Mrs Saud there's a good news for you.
Woman: Excuse me, it's Miss Saud not Mrs Saud.
Doctor: Miss Saud there's a bad news for you.

Saudi Arabia banned chess, calling it a dangerous game

Reasons are:

1. The Queen doesn't wear a burkha.
2. The Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.
3. The Queen is more powerful than the King.
4. The Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.
5. Most importantly, there's only one Queen.

Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...

- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait

1. Israel

Amsterdam - have sex and get stoned.

Saudi Arabia - have sex and get stoned.

A Saudi king let me juice up my phone with his portable power source.

I was charged with a Sultan battery.

Have you heard of the Saudi Arabia gay pride anthem?

We will, we will rock you!

What was the anthem of Saudi Arabia's first LGBT pride parade?

We Will Rock You.

Women, do you want longer lashes?

All you have to do is show an ankle in Saudi Arabia

My girlfriend accidentally discovered a way to get long lashes instantly

By showing a bit of ankles in Saudi Arabia

With women being able to drive in Saudi Arabia, they will open a woman-only taxi service.

It'll be called NiCab.

Saudi Arabian seems really behind on the times.

It's like they're living under Iraq or something.

The reason why Saudi Arabia has so much money is not because of oil, .

but, because they wouldn't let their women spend it

Saudi men are still not letting their wives drive

I mean, that's ridiculous. You can't let an 8 year old drive!

Many Saudi women are fans of the Second Amendment.

They would like a right to bare arms.

Why are Saudi Arabians out of the loop?

Because they live under Iraq!

I really don't like Saudi Arabia's human rights record.

I won't beheading there anytime soon.

Why is the weather so nice in Saudi Arabia?

It's always Sunni!

It is a great thing that women can now drive in Saudi Arabia!

It is ilegal for them to be stoned while driving.

Saudi Arabia just lost 5-0 to Russia!

Looks like they'll beheading out of the World Cup soon.

What's the biggest challenge saudi teenagers face?

Losing their mom in the mall.

Saudi Arabia lost to Uruguay yesterday

They beheading home soon

Saudi Arabia won against Egypt in a Soccer match.

Egyptians had a better plan but Saudis had better execution.

I was planning a trip to Saudi Arabia

I was planning a trip to Saudi Arabia but recently have heard they now allow women to drive. Can anyone recommend a safer place to visit?

I was planning a trip to Saudi Arabia

but I heard they now allow women to drive, can you recommend a safer destination?

Cannabis is totally illegal in Saudi Arabia...

but you can still get stoned!

You can even drop acid...

As long as it's on a adulterer's face.

I can count the number of times I've been caught shoplifting on one hand.

Which is just as well, as I live in Saudi Arabia.

What do Saudi Arabia and Canada have in common?

In both countries, it's legal to get stoned.

Due to the recent relaxation of laws in Saudi Arabia,

a new chain of fast food restaurants are opening up which are run solely by women.

It's called Burka King.

I called a suicide hotline in saudi arabia

they got excited and asked me if i could fly a plane

My friend accidentally discovered a foolproof method of getting instant long lashes.

He smoked a joint in Saudi Arabia.

My friend was caught with a kilo of weed in Saudi Arabia.

He was stoned.

The son of a rich Saudi sheikh arrives in Germany for his University studies.

He soon writes home to his father. "Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, the people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad I am a little ashamed to be riding to class every day in my 24k gold Ferrari 599GTB when my professors, friends and many fellow students all travel by train. Your son, Ahmed"









Promptly, his father writes back. "My Dear son Ahmed, $20 Million has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing our family. Go and get yourself a train too. Love, your dad"

Women are allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia now, however they can only turn left ...

Because you know... There are no women's rights there...

Research shows

that the people of Saudi Arabia don't like "The Flintstones"..

But the people of Abu Dhabi do.

I live in Saudi Arabia, so I have to translate this joke. I will do my best. Stick with me.

Three women walk into a pub.

Why are there no lesbians in Saudi Arabia?

Because rock beats scissors.

Got stoned once when I had a sudden realization:

I shouldn't have broken the law in Saudi Arabia!

Why was the TV show "The Bachelor" a failure in Saudi Arabia?

Episode 1, after 10 mins:

"I'll take them all..."

\- End -

What did the Saudi bike thief say?

"Look, no hands!"

What's the similarity between a woman living in Saudi Arabia and Amsterdam?

They both get stoned after sex.

"Look Ma, no hands!"

Saudi Mother: "I did warn you about stealing!"

I accidentally dialed a suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia.

The first question they asked was if I knew how to fly a plane.

What did I see while on vacation in the Middle-East?

I Saudi Arabian Desert.

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