Saucerer Jokes
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Short saucerer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The saucerer humour may include short jokes also.
- Waiter! Waiter! There's a spider playing football in my saucer! Yes sir, and tomorrow he'll be playing in The Cup
- Put the conspiracies to rest, I've seen a real flying saucer before It was not my family's proudest thanksgiving.
- How do you get milk from a cat? Take away his saucer.
Follow up joke......
How do you get milk from a female cat?
Take away her saucer. - Just got a Wilhelm II commemorative tea set. Now I can drink out of my Kaiser Tea Cup, on my Kaiser Saucer...
- 9/11 gave rise to "Truthers", Obama gave rise to "Birthers", so... ... would a movement to determine whether Hillary Clinton actually carries hot sauce in her purse be called "Saucers"?
- Have you ever seen a flying saucer Guy 1: Hey Fred, have you ever seen a flying saucer?
Guy 2: Not since my wive left me - Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes. - Why are Marsians always green in the face? Nausea from the passage in their little flying saucers.
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Saucerer One Liners
Which saucerer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with saucerer? I can suggest the ones about and .
- My friend has a job where he keeps seeing flying saucers He's a very clumsy waiter
- What did the saucer say to the teacup? You have a hot bottom.
- What do you call someone who can conjure condiments at will? A saucerer
- What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer? A dictator ship.
- What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane? A flying saucer.
- Why did the flying saucer record the family? Privacy is alien to them.
- What do you call a wizard holding a teacup? A saucer-er!
- What do you call an alcoholic airline pilot? A flying saucer.
- Why do aliens fascinate us? Because whatever they do looks like saucer-y
- I once saw a flying saucer... my ex threw it at me.
- What did Syd Barrett leave in his mother's bathroom? A saucerful of secretions
Saucerer Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about saucerer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make saucerer pranks.
The Art Collector [Clean]
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. He does a double take.
He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
The store owner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale."
The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you 20 dollars for that cat."
And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.
The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."
The owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
A chap walked into a bar with a newt
On his shoulder and asks the barman for a pint of beer and saucer of milk for Tiny the barman fetches the drinks and puts them on the bar the man starts to drink the beer and the newt starts to lap the milk ,on seeing this the barman asks the man why do you call him Tiny.... the man replies Cosz he's my newt
These 3 Newfies are out fishing in the Atlantic....
...singing *row row row your boat* when a flying saucer appears and the aliens decide to try an experiment. They fire a beam into the boat that instantly removes a quarter of the Newfie's brains. The Newfies continue fishing and singing *row row row your boat.*
The aliens decide to intensify the beam so it removes half of the Newfies' brains. They zap them with the beam and they continue fishing and singing *row row row your boat.*
The aliens are amazed that their test subjects are still fishing and singing with half their brains removed. They decide to turn it up a notch and remove the whole brains.
They fire the beam and the Newfies still continue to fish but now they start singing *frere jacques frere jacques.*
Oversmart
A famous art collector is walking through Greenwich Village when he notices a mangy old cat lapping milk from a saucer in front of a store. And the collector does a double take when he sees the saucer. He knows it's very old and very valuable.
So he saunters casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
But the store owner says to him, 'I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.'
And the collector says, 'Please. I need a hungry old tomcat around the house to catch mice. I'll give you ten dollars for him.'
And the owner says, 'Sold,' and takes the ten dollars.
Then the collector says, 'Listen, I was wondering if, for the ten dollars, you might include that old saucer. The cat seems to be used to it. It'll save me a dish.'
And the owner says, 'Sorry, buddy. That's my lucky saucer. So far this week, I've sold sixty-eight cats!'
A Scotsman, and Englishman, and a Chinese man take a hotair ballon ride over the UK...
As they take off, the Scotsman gazes down and marvels "Ahh my beautiful Scotland!"
As the cross the border the Englishman gazes down and says "Ahh my beautiful England!"
The Chinese man takes out a saucer, throws it over the side and says "Ahh my beautiful china!"
Bedtime joke
One night I tucked my son in bed, and he wanted me to tell him a joke.
Tell you what, let's each try to think up a word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'uck.' His eyes widen to the size of saucers.
Let's see, I continue... I've got 'Firetruck,' what do you got?
A man walked by a restaurant in London
He noticed all the customers drinking tea in saucers.
He asked one of them as to why he was drinking tea in a saucer.
With tears in his eyes, he replied, The Italians have taken away our cup"
As I walked by a restaurant in London at 8 am,
As I walked by a restaurant in London at 8 am, I noticed all of the customers drinking tea in saucers. I asked one of the customers, Why are you all drinking tea in saucers? He had tears running down his face saying, The Italians have taken our Cup.