Sauce Jokes
170 sauce jokes and hilarious sauce puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sauce that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Love spice? Read on for the best sauce jokes. From hot sauce to worcestershire sauce and everything in between, you’ll find the perfect one-liner to top off your favorite dish. Whether you like it mild or spicy, these jokes will certainly hit the spot.
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Funniest Sauce Short Jokes
Short sauce jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sauce humour may include short syrup jokes also.
- Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in number had never bothered him before. Get it?
- Went out for sushi last night And a guy spilled a whole bottle of soy sauce on himself. Everyone laughed except me. Don't Kikkoman when he's down
- Burgundy sauce joke Check out what happens if you say Burgundy Sauce on snapchat and then play it backwards by Michael Heid.
- I don't understand people who don't like kids. Seriously, you probably didn't use the right kind of sauce
- Mix Tabasco sauce with your hand sanitiser It won't make it any more effective, but it will remind you not to touch your face and eyes.
- Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes
- My girlfriend told me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list, so I did. Now I can't read it..
- A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me. So I said, You wanna pizza me?
- Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse, an unknown assailant threw soy sauce all over me. Whoever it is sure knows how to Kikkoman when he's down.
- I ate a salad for dinner! It was mostly tomatoes and croutons.
Really just one, big round crouton covered in tomato sauce.
And cheese.
... I had a pizza.
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Sauce One Liners
Which sauce one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sauce? I can suggest the ones about condiment and gravy.
- How do werewolves make bechamel sauce? They start with a-rooooooouuuuux
- Why is soy sauce forbidden in fights? 'Cause you should never Kikkoman when he's down.
- I've made an app to loosen the top of a ketchup bottle It's an open sauce project
- Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor
- what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole
- What do you call a noble hot sauce? Sir Racha.
- I don't know how to say this, but can you pass the Worcestershire sauce?
- What did the Spanish sauce say to the English sauce? Soy sauce.
- The 3 hardest things to say: I was wrong.
I need help.
Worcestershire Sauce - What did the black guy get on his SATs? Barbecue Sauce
- Why is it easy to tell when you use the wrong sauce? Heinz sight is 20 20
- What do you call a bad dream about sauce? A nightmarinara.
- [OC] Why did the mayonnaise win the running race? Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
- How does a spanish condiment identify itself? Soy sauce
- What did the spaghetti say to the meatball at dinner time? Pasta sauce
Soy Sauce Jokes
Here is a list of funny soy sauce jokes and even better soy sauce puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A man tells his wife he's not feeling well. When she comes home from the grocery store, she brings him his favorite soy sauce to cheer him up. He says Oh, I see, Kikkoman when he's down .
- I found out my husband got fired from his job today. In order to cheer him up I got him his favorite soy sauce. He said to me
"Oh I see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?" - If I have to hear any more jokes about soy sauce I will Kikkoman!
Sorry, maybe I'll think of a better joke Tamari. - My cellphone got wet, so I put it in rice, but I don't think it's working. The soy sauce just made things worse.
- What did the Chinese restaurant do when they ran out of soy sauce? They cooked like there was no tamari.
- How does pizza sauce introduce itself at a fiesta? Yo no soy marinara
- I cant buy soy sauce today... ..Perhaps Tamari
- Jose looked at a bottle of soy sauce He said, "Yes you are"
- LPT: if you are lost in japan, ask for soy sauce ...it will shoyu the way
- How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China? They outsauced it.
Hot Sauce Jokes
Here is a list of funny hot sauce jokes and even better hot sauce puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the best thing to give a dog with a fever? Tomato sauce and mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
- What happens when you add Cold hot sauce on Hot food? you Chili things up.
- What's the most fearsome hot sauce, for vampires? Buffy-lo sauce.
- What did the sauce cook text to the hot girl working in his kitchen? Send noodles.
- What is the opposite of Hot Sauce? Chilly Sauce
- Getting some tacos from the drive thru $12... gas to pick it up... $5.00 Getting home and realizing they have forgotten the hot sauce...
Spiceless - 9/11 gave rise to "Truthers", Obama gave rise to "Birthers", so... ... would a movement to determine whether Hillary Clinton actually carries hot sauce in her purse be called "Saucers"?
- The best part about Halloween is the trick or treaters.... ...What a great way to get rid of all those old ketchup and hot sauce packets in the kitchen drawer
- You pour hot sauce on an ant. What is it now? Tapatía
- What is Big Shaq's favorite hot sauce? Skrrracha.
Tomato Sauce Jokes
Here is a list of funny tomato sauce jokes and even better tomato sauce puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an Italian neighborhood full of crime, tomato sauce, prostitution and meatballs? The spaghetto
- What do you call a chicken in a dinghy full of tomato sauce, using carrots for oars, chasing a British Conservative fleeing Brexit? Chicken Cacciatore
- A husband and a wife were having dinner… … the wife dropped some tomato sauce on her top and said 'ugh, I look like a pig'.
The husband responds 'AND you have tomato sauce on your top!' - "Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father." "Hey! That's a little personal, pan pizza!"
- What's the difference between spaghetti's complement and the pitches at a baseball game between members of an intergovernmental military alliance? One is some NATO toss, and the other's tomato sauce.
- What did the runner say to the tomato sauce? Ketchup!
- What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce? impasta
- I invented a new burger today. I call it the "i**... alien" It's got lettuce and tomato on top, with jalapeno peppers and hot sauce hiding underneath.
Served with a free side of ICE.
Spaghetti Sauce Jokes
Here is a list of funny spaghetti sauce jokes and even better spaghetti sauce puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My wife asked why the spaghetti sauce tasted odd I told her I didn't have the thyme to make it right.
- My wife asked how you could tell if spaghetti was done, so I said throw it against the wall. If it sticks, it's done. Imagine my surprise when I went into the kitchen to find sauce all over the wall.
- What did the lasagna say to the pizza after having an affair for a while? We have to stop, I think Spaghetti sauce!
- I like my women like I like my spaghetti sauce... Prego
- Where did the spaghetti and the sauce go dancing? The meatball!
- What do you get after repeatedly smashing a baby against a wall? Mama's secret spaghetti sauce
- what do you call angel hair pasta, pizza sauce and a sweater in the washer Moms spaghetti
Comical Sauce Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about sauce you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean salsa jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sauce pranks.
So I went to a restaurant called b**... the other day...
WAY too much sauce on everything.
I like my women like i like my coffee...
...Always there to brighten my morning
...Decaffeinated
...Black and strong
...Tall
...Grande
...Brazilian
...With sauce
...Twice before I leave the house
...Right before I smoke
...Bitter and cold
...At the end of the day, scraped off the bottom of a p**...
...Slow roasted
...Ground up in my freezer
...With boiling water poured over them
...Light and sweet
...A day old
What did Jamal get on his SATs?
Barbeque sauce.
So, did you hear what Lateesha get on her SATs?
Barbecue sauce.
A disabled kid goes out to the ice cream man...
...and says, "Mithster can I've an Icth Cream??" and the Ice Cream man says "Of course you can, what would you like on it? chocolate sauce?, strawberry sauce?, a flake?" and the kid replys "It doethn't matter, I'll jutht drop it anyway"
A couple went out to eat ...
A couple went out to eat at a nice restaurant. The waiter came over to give them the specials of the night, "For our main courses, we have a nice roasted Salmon with a Cranberry-Mustard sauce or a tender Chicken fried steak." The lady replied that she'd have the salmon.
The waiter said, "Very good, madam. What about the vegetable?"
She said, "Oh, I'm sure he'll just order the Chicken Fried Steak."
Jar Full of $10 Bills
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of $10 bills on the bar. He goes to the barkeep and says "Hey, what's up with that jar?"
The bartender responds "Well, you put in 10 bucks, do 3 challenges, and if you do them you get the whole jar."
The man says "Wow that's pretty cool, what are the challenges?"
The barkeep lists "Well, first ya gotta drink a whole bottle of hot sauce, and no nursing. Second, there's a dog out back who has a sore tooth and he's real grouchy, and you gotta take out the bad tooth bare handed. Last, there's this old lady upstairs who's never done the hokey pokey, if ya know what I mean, and you gotta fix that."
The man replies in disgust "I can't do any of those!" So the man gets drunk. Being drunk, he decides he can do anything and says "Hand me the bottle of hot sauce." So the bartender hands the man the bottle and the man drinks the whole, straight down. He then goes outside to deal with the dog. As the door shuts you hear yelping and screaming and hollering and growling and then.... dead silence... The door creaks open and the man walks in. He's all covered in blood, his shirts torn, he's missing hair... and in a drunken slur he asks "Where's the old lady with the tooth problem?"
What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?
Apple Sauce
Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?
He was making up for lost thyme.
Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
*Wow, thanks! I was expecting a much chilier reception, but your warm comments have kept those fears at bay (that's what you get for encouraging me :)*
What did the black kid get on his ACT?
BBQ sauce
Did you hear about the ice-cream vendor found dead in his van covered in strawberry sauce and chocolate sprinkles?
Police say he topped himself.
What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?
.. I'm only Peking.
Ice cream van man found dead on the floor of his ice cream van, covered in sprinkles and raspberry sauce
Police are not treating the death as suspicious.
They believe he topped himself.
If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen..
It tastes exactly like poverty.
What do you call a funny jar of sauce
Lmayo
Best lines when dealing with telemarketers
Some of the better ones
* City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em
* Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order?
* Roadkill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it
* Mort's Mortuary, you slice 'em, we ice 'em
* Bob's Back Alley Abortion Parlour, you r**... 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us
Anyone have more?
Bad holiday joke
I love Hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything, but the lemon juice in it reeks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: dentures made of chrome. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Two men with Alzheimer's are sat in a park...
... when they hear an ice-cream van pull up nearby. Bob turns to Bill and asks 'do you want an ice-cream Bill?'
Bob says 'yes please, but don't forget the chocolate sauce.'
Bob says 'I won't forget, don't worry. Anything else?'
Bill says 'in that case, I'll have some chopped nuts on it too. Don't forget now.'
Bob says 'I won't, don't worry. Chocolate sauce and chopped nuts, coming right up' and
Bob wanders off in the direction of the ice-cream van.
After 40 minutes, Bob finally turns up with two hot-dogs. Bill says 'you fool Bob! I knew you'd forget! I wanted mustard on mine!'
Why did the chip chase the sauce?
To ketchup
Spanish Dad Joke
A mexican father and son were at the mall and the son finally convinced his dad to try Chinese food.
"But it's so dry!" said the father.
"No it's not, they put lots of stuff on their plates," replied the son.
"Like what?" the father asked.
"Soy Sauce" he answered.
The father stared for a minute and then said, "Hola Sauce... *soy Dad*"
What did the saucer say to the teacup?
You have a hot bottom.
A long married couple sits in the kitchen.
The wife cooks something, while the husband sits at his table eagerly waiting for his meal. Suddenly the wife soils herself with tomato sauce and turns around to her loved one.
"Well, d**......Look at this, I look like a pig!"
To which the husband responds: "AND you soiled yourself..."
Sounds better in Viennese tongue...but, yeah...
I made my girlfriend dinner to cheer her up after her abortion
The selfish cow didn't even touch her king prawn in red wine sauce
I bought a spray used for destroying a particular pasta sauce.
It's a pestocide.
A man goes to the dentist for a check-up
"Uh oh" the dentist says, "looks like your denture plate is eroding a bit. Have you been eating any new foods lately?"
The man thinks for a moment and says "you know, my wife has been using a lot of hollandaise sauce lately. She's been putting it on every dish."
"Ah, that explains it" the dentist replies. "We'll have to make you a new denture plate, but this one will need to be made of chrome."
"Chrome?" The man asks in surprise. "Why chrome?"
"Well, you know what they say", replies the dentist.
"There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise"
You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good...
But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce.
Say, have you heard the joke about the pizza without the sauce?
Well, it goes like- Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
Dinner
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
Why was the chef was devestated to find a recipe torn out of his cookbook?
...it was his main sauce of income.
My wife gave me some bad news today
"But," she said, "I bought your favorite soy sauce to help cheer you up."
"Great," I said. "Just Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
I'm very soy for that pun. I'll just wok away now.
I recently found an ice cream man dead, covered in sprinkles, chocolate chips and strawberry sauce.
He topped himself.
My local ice cream man was found dead this morning.
He was covered in nuts, sprinkles and raspberry sauce.
Apparently he topped himself.
Artists cover their mistakes with paint, chefs cover their mistakes with sauce. How do doctors cover their mistakes?
With dirt.
How did the pasta chef ruin his career?
He couldn't stop hitting the sauce.
I get all my gossip from a ketchup bottle
Its a very reliable sauce
A lot of people think that IPhone X price is too much, and no one will buy it.
But over the last week people paid over $800 for a packet of sauce, so anything must be possible.
I invented a relish made out of my own cash.
It's my main sauce of income.
Love is sweet and sour.
Love is a funny thing. One minute you're thinking "Wow, so this is what true love feels like", and the next minute the you're banned for "eating Chick Fil A sauce provocatively".
What's a horses favorite pasta sauce?
Boloneighs
A man walks into a diner, and orders eggs Benedict with hollandaise sauce, served on a hubcap.
The waiter, perplexed, asks him why. He responds:
There's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise...
What is a bees favourite sauce?
Wassabee!
Today I opened the door to some Jambalaya's Witnesses
They asked if I would like to take a moment to buy some Cajun sauce to increase my chances of salivation.
As a Englishman, I feel shame for my countries lack of a unique dish
I mean, look at Italy with their pasta and pizza. Portugal has Peri-Peri sauce, the French have omlettes and fancy bread. And I think we all know how the good the Germans are with ovens.
What's a skeletons favourite sauce?
Grave-y
Did you hear about the Boston chef who died?
They could not find the sauce of his illness
What's a bumblebee's favorite wing sauce?
Pollenesian
During an Italian meal...
You pasta sauce around the table.
How do dogs make a sauce?
They start with a rooooux!
What's the statisticians favorite sauce?
Tztatisiki
Due to extreme heat, I experienced a brownout last night.
I knew I shouldn't have tried that ghost pepper sauce.
What's Madonna's favorite sauce?
Hollandaise. Celebrate.
A man and a woman are on their fourth date at a fancy restaurant.
Things are getting pretty serious.
They look at each other and the man says: "I'm not sure how to say this."
She responds excitedly: "Just say it! Just say it!"
Him: "I don't know if I can."
Her: "Just say it!"
Him: "Wor-chester-shire sauce."
A common chefs error
Is to think they must always add salt to a sauce before boiling it down. This is the fallacy of reductive seasoning.
