The Best 36 Saturn Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Saturn jokes. There are some saturn newsletter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these saturn cosmic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Saturn Jokes and Puns

Then God created Saturn

and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

Blonde vs. Space

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were taking a tour inside of NASA space center. The tour-guide asked them "What planet or other object in our universe would you go to?"

The red head said. "I'd go to Saturn!"

The brunette said, "I'd go to the Moon!"

The blonde said "I'd go to the Sun!"

The tour-guide looked at the blonde. "But if you go the Sun, you'll burn up and die."

The blonde rolled her eyes and replied calmly. "What, do you think I'm stupid? I'd go at night!"

Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat?

It was Saturn by Uranus.

Saturn joke, Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat?

Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan..

All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative.

My favorite name for a planet is Saturn...

it has a nice ring to it.


Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!

I saw Ellen Pao out the other night with a bunch of rings on...

Nevermind, that was Saturn.

Saturn joke, I saw Ellen Pao out the other night with a bunch of rings on...

Do you know why astronomers named the planet "Saturn?"

It just had a nice ring to it.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion.

...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What did Saturn tell it's moons when they started getting too far away?

"Titan up!"

Why does Titan belong to Saturn?

Because it isnt Titan Uranus.

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God likes Saturn more than he likes earth

Because if he had liked it, he would of put a ring on it.

i really like the name saturn

it has a nice ring to it

a day on saturn lasts 10 hours

just like saturday and sunday on earth.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What's worse than a satellite around Saturn?

A probe in Uranus.

Saturn joke, What's worse than a satellite around Saturn?

My neighbours named their child "Saturn".

That's not something I'd call my child, but it has got a ring to it.

The density of Saturn is so low that the whole planet would float on the water in your bath.

However, you wouldn't want to try this experiment at home as it would leave a massive ring around the tub.

Why is the planet next to Jupiter so small?

Because it was Sat-urn

What did Jupiter do?

Jupiter Saturn Uranus.

How do you know Saturn was not a single lady?

God liked it so he put a ring on it.

What is God's favorite planet?

Saturn, He loves it so much he put a ring on it.

God wants to take a vacation

But he has no idea where to go. His archangel, Michael, is helping him decide.

"How about Pluto?" He asks

"Nah, it's too cold there."

"Well, what about Saturn?"

"Nah, not a fan of the rings."

"Well then how about Earth?"

"Are you kidding me? I vacationed there 2,000 years ago, accidentally knocked this chick up, and they're still talking about it!"

What did the gay planet say after he was done with Saturn but still wanted some more?

Prepare Uranus

Why did Brian Cox's telescope break when he looked at Saturn?

...because he didn't Titan his lens enough.

Saturn is a really catchy name for a planet.

It has a ring to it.

Three men are talking about cars.

The first man says, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn.

The second man says, Well, I'm a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort.

The third man says, I have the both of you beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown probe.

Why does Saturn have rings?

Satan hated it so much he put a ring on it.

Why was Mars afraid of Jupiter?

Because Jupiter Saturn Uranusο»Ώ

What does Saturn and western women have in common?

Both have less rings now than they did before.

Do you know what Neptune said to Saturn?

- Hey, I can see Uranus.

Jupiter, Saturn, and Pluto walk into a bar.

After sitting down, Jupiter says: "I'm the biggest planet, give me the biggest beer you have."

Saturn says: "I'm the best looking planet, give me the fanciest drink you have."

Pluto says: "I know I'm not a planet, but give me a shot."

Why are the planets scared of Jupiter?

Jupiter Saturn Uranus.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God liked it, so he put some rings on it.

That's your dad joke for the day!

Three guys are talking, the first guy says "I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn."

And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort." And the third guy says, "I got you both beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe."

I wrote a poem about Saturn...

it's not very good, but it does have a ring to it.

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