Saturn Jokes

Funniest Saturn Short Jokes

Short saturn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The saturn humour may include short planet jokes also.

1. What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion? An Accordion.
   ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
2. My neighbours named their child "Saturn". That's not something I'd call my child, but it has got a ring to it.
3. God likes Saturn more than he likes earth Because if he had liked it, he would of put a ring on it.
4. Nasa decided to put a random object on all of Saturn's moons So now there's a tack on Titan.
5. The density of Saturn is so low that the whole planet would float on the water in your bath. However, you wouldn't want to try this experiment at home as it would leave a massive ring around the tub.
6. Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan.. All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative.
7. Why does Saturn have rings? God liked it, so he put some rings on it.
   That's your dad joke for the day!
8. Do you know what neptune said to Saturn? - Hey, I can see Uranus.
9. What did the gay planet say after he was done with Saturn but still wanted some more? Prepare Uranus
10. What's worse than a satellite around Saturn? A probe in Uranus.

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Saturn One Liners

Which saturn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with saturn? I can suggest the ones about probe and asteroid.

1. i really like the name saturn it has a nice ring to it
2. What do you get if you send an anime fan to one of Saturn's moons? Otaku on Titan
3. Do you know why astronomers named the planet "Saturn?" It just had a nice ring to it.
4. Saturn is a really catchy name for a planet. It has a ring to it.
5. My favorite name for a planet is Saturn... it has a nice ring to it.
6. What is Saturn's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings.
7. Why are the planets scared of Jupiter? Jupiter Saturn Uranus.
8. What did the voyager 2 satellite say to Neptune after it passed Saturn? I see Uranus!
9. I wrote a poem about Saturn... it's not very good, but it does have a ring to it.
10. Then God created Saturn and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
11. Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula hoop champ!
12. Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat? It was Saturn by Uranus.
13. What planet is like a circus? Saturn, it has three rings.
14. What did Saturn tell it's moons when they started getting too far away? "Titan up!"
15. Which heavenly body is Gods all-time favorite? Saturn.....He even put a ring on it.

Saturn Rings Jokes

Here is a list of funny saturn rings jokes and even better saturn rings puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you know Saturn was not a single lady? God liked it so he put a ring on it.
• What did Mars say to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime.
• I saw Ellen Pao out the other night with a bunch of rings on... Nevermind, that was Saturn.
• Why might Saturn's rings come loose? They're too close to Titan.
• What does Saturn and western women have in common? Both have less rings now than they did before.
• Why does Saturn have rings? Satan hated it so much he put a ring on it.
• What is God's favorite planet? Saturn, He loves it so much he put a ring on it.
• why did Saturn get a ring? told god, "if you like it, then you better put a ring on it"
• How do you know the universe likes Saturn? It put a ring on it.

Saturn Jokes: Ringing in Gales of Laughter from the Sixth Planet

What funny jokes about saturn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean orbit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make saturn pranks.