Satisfactory Jokes
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- What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods? The satisfactory.
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Satisfactory One Liners
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- Where is happiness made? At the satisfactory.
- Where are average things manufactured? At the satisfactory.
- What do you call a factory that produces OK products? Satisfactory
- What do you call an adequate manufacturing plant? A satisfactory
- What do you call a mill thats just ok? A satisfactory.
- Where Are O.K. Things Made? The Satisfactory
- What do you call an adequate industrial building? Satisfactory
- Where are average cars made? The satisfactory.
- Where are the "Yes-men" and People Pleasers made? The satisfactory
- Where do they make contentment? At the satis-factory.
- What do you call a pleasing manufacturing warehouse? A satis-factory.
- Where do you get satisfaction? In the Satis-Factory!
- Where do they make satis? In a satisfactory
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Old German joke
An eight-year old boy had never spoken a word. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, The soup is cold."
His astonished mother exclaimed, Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven't you spoken before?"
The boy looked at her and replied, Up until now, everything has been satisfactory."
3 jokes instead of 3 layers of cake. Let's go!
What is at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck
Where are all average things made?
The Satisfactory
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly Squats
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If a girl wants a satisfactory s**... life, she should hook up with a nice guy...
They finish last.
An American couple adopt a German infant...
He is fine physically, and he is content. But he hasn't started speaking. At two, three, even four years old, he is mute.
Then, one October, at five years old, his parents give him a hot chocolate.
Zis is a bit tepid, he complains.
Gunther, you can speak! Why have you never spoken before?
Up to now, everything had been satisfactory.
The Presidential Election will never bring a satisfactory conclusion, there's no flow it's just one candidate that changes the subject constantly,while the other can't perform for too long
we truly have Electile Dysfunction
English couple adopt a German baby boy 'Engelbert'....
.....now six years old Engelbert has never spoke a word, everyone just assumed he is mute.
Then one day at the breakfast table Engelbert shouted (with a typical German accent) mummy these sausages are not cooked through!
Mummy rushed across and shocked with disbelief said Engelgert you can talk, how come you never said anything for six years?
(German Accent again) Engelbert replied up until now everything has been quite satisfactory.
The german baby
A couple adopts a german baby, and eagerly wait for its first words. The baby turns one,...then two...and three...and nothing, the parents begin to worry, and have him examined by a doctor, but the doctor can find nothing wrong...another year goes by, and still nothing.
One day, when he's four, as they are sitting down to dinner, the kid says, 'This apple strudel is a bit tepid.' The parents are overjoyed that their son has finally spoken, and ask him, ' Wolfgang, after all these years you've finally said something! Why didnt you say anything earlier?'
The kid answers, ' Up till now, everything was satisfactory.'
A German baby was adopted by a wealthy couple
He grew into a happy, healthy boy, except for one thing: he never spoke.
After five years of silence, little Wolfgang's parents began to worry that he might have a disability. They took him to all the best pediatricians and speech therapists, but none could provide a solution.
One night after dinner, Wolfgang was served his dessert. Suddenly he cried out, "Mother! This strudel is a bit tepid!"
"Wolfgang!" his mother exclaimed, "You can speak! All these years, you've been silent. Why haven't you spoken to me before now?"
"Well," Wolfgang said, "Up until now, everything had been satisfactory."
The German Baby Joke
So there is this couple and they adopt a baby from Germany. The baby never starts speaking, even after 3 years. After four years of the boy not speaking the couple take the boy to the doctor, but the doctor says that everything is developing fine, and that there is nothing wrong with him.
Then one day, when the boy is eating some apple strudel, and he says, "This apple strudel is a bit tepid".
"Wolfgang," the couple say, "you have never spoken before, why do you speak now?"
And the boy says, "Up until now everything had been satisfactory"
German Baby Joke I saw on QI
A British couple decided to adopt a German baby. They raised him for years, however they began to get worried because he never spoke, and they believed that he was mentally handicapped, going as far as to take him to therapy, which was fruitless.
Then, when the child was 8 years old, he had a Strudle, and said "It is a little tepid."
His parents, of course shocked that he was suddenly speaking, asked: "Wolfgang, why have you never spoken before?", to which the child replied:
"Up until now, everything had been satisfactory."
