Satisfaction Jokes
26 satisfaction jokes and hilarious satisfaction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about satisfaction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Satisfaction Short Jokes
Short satisfaction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The satisfaction humour may include short satisfied jokes also.
- The Chicken or The Egg A chicken and an egg are laying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette.
The egg rolls over in satisfaction and says, "Well, I guess we answered that question." - I was going to buy a chastity belt until I checked the reviews online. Customer satisfaction was terrible.
- The Moro Islamic Liberation Front wants attention and gives an interview to a particular news organization that is ranked #1. The BBC always bring in satisfaction. 24/7.
- You know that satisfaction you feel after sweeping when you have a big pile of dirt and know it was worth it? I love when that same feeling when you wash your hands after taking a dump
- There's a strange look of satisfaction from alot of dudes coming from that class... I guess a lot of girls wanted to go down in history.
- The only store with classic rock singles near me just went out of business. Now I can't get no "Satisfaction".
- I went on a date with a policewoman but it didn't go well. Afterwards, for my own satisfaction, I sent her a text saying "Lov you"
She replied, "Where's the 'E'?"
So I said, "In my wallet." - There was life on Mars indeed. It was a small cat, but Curiosity killed it. NASA is sending Satisfaction to bring it back to life.
- We can thank the Japanese for the abundance of peanut snacks on airplanes.. Their most common response to post-flight, phone-based, satisfaction surveys was: "Not enough legume."
- Why do marine biologists have such a high job satisfaction rate? Because they find their work gives their lives a great deal of porpoise.
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Satisfaction One Liners
Which satisfaction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with satisfaction? I can suggest the ones about pleasure and happiness.
- What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory!
- What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song? Satisfaction
- Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction. - The perfect motto for a tweed jacket company... Satisfaction guarantweed
cr - Where do you get satisfaction? In the Satis-Factory!
- Why do shipwrights have high job satisfaction? Their work is truly riveting.
- Where is satisfaction made? In the satisfactory.
- How did the sewer worker rate his job satisfaction? Indistinct.
- 60's kids won't get this Satisfaction
- Marriage is like prostitution Your spouse is compensated for s**... satisfaction.
Rib-Tickling Satisfaction Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about satisfaction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unsatisfied jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make satisfaction pranks.
Wife: I have a bag full of dirty & used clothing I'd like to donate....!
Husband: Why not just throw these in the trash? That's much easier for you.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes with basket full satisfaction.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.
A husband and wife are in a car c**...
They are both badly injured, but recover soon enough. However, the wife's face was badly injured during the c**... and she needs a skin graft to replace the skin on her cheeks.
The doctor says "The good news is, we know just the place to find the skin for your cheeks." He turns to the husband and says, "The bad news, however, is that the skin needs to come from your buttocks."
The husband quickly agrees. The wife says, "Honey, are you sure?" He says, "Of course, you're my wife, I would do anything for you!"
And so, the operation occurs. The wife's face is as restored as can be.
A while later, the wife says "Honey, how can I ever thank you for this?"
"You don't need to. I get all the satisfaction I need when my dear mother-in-law kisses your cheek."
The bride asks her husband
The bride asks her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a v**... and I don't know
anything about s**.... Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together.
The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."
It is a little risky to download Come Sail Away or Satisfaction from the internet. Turn, Turn, Turn is perfectly safe however.
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but The Byrds will never hurt you.
I was asked if I get satisfaction from building skyscrapers....
Meh.... I usually end up with a very large e**....
I was at McDonalds earlier today, just chilling when a really hot, girl walked up to me.
She grabbed me and took me to her car. She ripped my clothes off and starts s**... me as if she's dying of thirst. She s**... long and slobbery and I let out a huge load. She looked up with the face of satisfaction.
Then I realised I'm a straw.
Beads of sweat were running down her cleavage. Her breathing was hot and heavy.
She moaned as she gained momentum by rocking her hips harder and harder, preparing for the final climactic effort she knew was coming soon. Then, in one final full-body t**..., it was all over, and she breathed a deep sigh of relief and satisfaction. It's always a struggle when the wife gets up off the sofa.
I know book burning is bad, but every day I get the greatest satisfaction from slowly burning my Bible page by page...
I seriously should have stocked up on rolling papers before this lockdown started...
